Ffamran
The Smooth Devil Mod
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Optional: For Glory rant. I haven't made these in a while...
I hate input lag so damn much. I know Palutena's aerials are much faster than that, but nope, I can do anything and my opponent magically air dodges all of her hits. Also, Down Smash should be catching rolls, nope. As for instant counters from random opponents... Seriously? I thought counters took reflex and a sense of hope, but meanwhile with lag, counters are instant win buttons. **** YOU, LAG!
I fought someone who ended up using Shulk as an anti-Palutena because of range, stupid lag buffs on Vision, and being able to air dodge, roll, and side step everything I did. At first, whatever, online BS and the player was fine until later on where there were teabags and taunts. Unless I feinted my moves or she screwed up a dodge or shield, I couldn't hit her reliably. I mean, seriously, Palutena's D-throw to Fair should work, but it doesn't online. It works against lower skilled players and people who don't spam air dodge, but holy hell, it's completely useless against everyone else like every other combo. Hell, I could mix up stuff with Pally and still get punished because everything I do whiffs! Hate lag so much. It was more or less back and forth where she switched to Pac-Man, lost, switched back, I got sick of using a character I don't know much about and went for Ike. The last three matches had her lose twice and won once because of an instant Vision. Seriously? The last match just had her leave after taking a stock from me, taunting, and then losing her first stock within seconds of me respawning which lead to me taunting because I sick of this BS, and then me taking her last stock.
Her Shulk was just basic. No Jump Art combos or attempts to combo, Speed was used to troll and run around, Shield was used for like nothing, and Smash was basically fishing for kills while Buster usually backfired because of the damage she took when I could hit her. The times she just waited and charged Smashes could buy me lunch at a decent restaurant.
Then there was this Samus from Mexico. First off, good Samus who was able to chain Uairs to Screw Attack, used Down Smash a lot for spacing and OOS, and covered ledge get ups with Fair. Problem? Aside from having a habit of covering desperate landings with Charge Shot, he was a total ***. I'm here trying troll with Little Mac - won a match -, wanting to mess around with Yoshi, but nope. Once I started using Link to see if I could handle the situation, it was waiting on the side while teabagging. I don't fight Samus's often, so I don't know how to fight them and I don't even use those three often, so seriously? What kind of pathetic life to you live where you get off from being so full of yourself? The connection seemed fine, but the lag was there. Attacks that should have come out didn't aka the usual input lag BS. I ended up switching to Falco since I at least know how the use the damned bird. Lost a match, but was able to take a stock and then won a match which lead to the *** quitting.
Then there was the one match with a Dr. Mario who spammed air dodge to approach. It was stupid as hell. Well, I ended up getting the Falco Phantasm to ledge spike, so one stock, then I took his second stock, and won the match. He left after that. Sad part? His Dr. Mario was fine and used Pills as a way to force approaches before comboing you with I think, Uair to Super Jump Punch. Hell, he even did a reverse Super Jump Punch. Oh well. For Glory players.
I fought someone who ended up using Shulk as an anti-Palutena because of range, stupid lag buffs on Vision, and being able to air dodge, roll, and side step everything I did. At first, whatever, online BS and the player was fine until later on where there were teabags and taunts. Unless I feinted my moves or she screwed up a dodge or shield, I couldn't hit her reliably. I mean, seriously, Palutena's D-throw to Fair should work, but it doesn't online. It works against lower skilled players and people who don't spam air dodge, but holy hell, it's completely useless against everyone else like every other combo. Hell, I could mix up stuff with Pally and still get punished because everything I do whiffs! Hate lag so much. It was more or less back and forth where she switched to Pac-Man, lost, switched back, I got sick of using a character I don't know much about and went for Ike. The last three matches had her lose twice and won once because of an instant Vision. Seriously? The last match just had her leave after taking a stock from me, taunting, and then losing her first stock within seconds of me respawning which lead to me taunting because I sick of this BS, and then me taking her last stock.
Her Shulk was just basic. No Jump Art combos or attempts to combo, Speed was used to troll and run around, Shield was used for like nothing, and Smash was basically fishing for kills while Buster usually backfired because of the damage she took when I could hit her. The times she just waited and charged Smashes could buy me lunch at a decent restaurant.
Then there was this Samus from Mexico. First off, good Samus who was able to chain Uairs to Screw Attack, used Down Smash a lot for spacing and OOS, and covered ledge get ups with Fair. Problem? Aside from having a habit of covering desperate landings with Charge Shot, he was a total ***. I'm here trying troll with Little Mac - won a match -, wanting to mess around with Yoshi, but nope. Once I started using Link to see if I could handle the situation, it was waiting on the side while teabagging. I don't fight Samus's often, so I don't know how to fight them and I don't even use those three often, so seriously? What kind of pathetic life to you live where you get off from being so full of yourself? The connection seemed fine, but the lag was there. Attacks that should have come out didn't aka the usual input lag BS. I ended up switching to Falco since I at least know how the use the damned bird. Lost a match, but was able to take a stock and then won a match which lead to the *** quitting.
Then there was the one match with a Dr. Mario who spammed air dodge to approach. It was stupid as hell. Well, I ended up getting the Falco Phantasm to ledge spike, so one stock, then I took his second stock, and won the match. He left after that. Sad part? His Dr. Mario was fine and used Pills as a way to force approaches before comboing you with I think, Uair to Super Jump Punch. Hell, he even did a reverse Super Jump Punch. Oh well. For Glory players.
