Great... So now we're gonna have smut, lemon, slash, crack, and one shot pairings... This is a good time to lie about being married... BUT THAT WON'T STOP THEM, NOW WILL IT?! THEY'RE GONNA MAKE STORIES ABOUT ILLICIT AFFAIRS! *rages and foams from mouth before being dragged off to be sedated again*
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Digital Hazard
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Envy
(Chapter 2)
Envy James, and james all stand in a room.
"Hey James, you want an apple" Envy ASKED.
"Neh" James shouted.
"What about you james?" Envy said monotonously.
"NO. **** THAT" james said silently and shyly.
So then, Envy took off her mask and revealed that she was actually nicholas cages, then took of the suit to reveal that she was actually Agustas ceasar'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss cousin Amyelleannasy-Kate
She took out her ax and cut down the apple tree, causing a red spark to appear and sending jamesflying off the stage and lose a stock.
She then walked out of the room with James and they kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillled innocent children until james returned with avengaence and killed them both slowly and painfully. He was from then on known as a national hero until Dromader's host came and possesed him, taking him to the undervvorld.
But hey, they died together in the end right? And that's all that matters right? RIGHT!??!??!
TEEHEE. TEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Reporter Blargg888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888898888888888 Signing off from ff writing forever5days.
The Endorlin
