Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Luigi The President]

What have I done

 

[Idon]

So who is the coolest demi-human character in the Smash speculation?

Uhh ...
Lemme think...
Dante from the devil may cry series.

 

[Pakky]

Is Yoshi a top or a bottom?

 

[Noipoi]

Do you really want me to spell it out?

Woah, Pumbaa!
Not in front of the kids!

 

[ClaTheBae]

The two genders

 

[segillav]

Not that it really matters at this point but the NintendoVS Twitter posted about Little Mac which I guess means he was supposed to be the Monday (or Sunday if you're American) blog update. https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1062057447668428800

 

[Noipoi]

Is Yoshi a top or a bottom?

NO.
WE ARE NOT DOING THIS

 

[KingofKoopas]

Is Yoshi a top or a bottom?

Maybe you ought to ask Zinith (apologies for dragging you into this)

 

[ReeseBalaski]

Is Yoshi a top or a bottom?

He's a Yoshi. And he's a good boi. :3

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Today: Lets all **** dogs

*insert man with hands out with face of disgust here because uploaders ****ed*

ay yo, no one said that

 

[Luigi The President]

Is Yoshi a top or a bottom?

You know what he is?

NOT IN ENOUGH PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL...GGGRRAAAAHHHH
(had to)

 

[Noipoi]

Not that it really matters at this point but the NintendoVS Twitter posted about Little Mac which I guess means he was supposed to be the Monday (or Sunday if you're American) blog update. https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1062057447668428800

Hey, you seem new!

Howdy! Folks call me Noipoi! Welcome to the boards!

 

[CannonStreak]

He's a Yoshi. And he's a good boi. :3

Until he commits tax evasion, that is.

 

[Noipoi]

Until he commits tax evasion, that is.

How do you think he affords all those cookies?

 

[ClaTheBae]

Is Yoshi a top or a bottom?

In every context including the tier list Yoshi is a bottom

 

[Pakky]

In every context including the tier list Yoshi is a bottom

Damn son don't be like that.

 

[Starbound]

What in the actual hell is this thread even about anymore?

So Smash Bros is coming out soon?

 

[Luigi The President]

He's a Yoshi. And he's a good boi. :3

I never wanna see Yoshi and boi in the same post again

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I never wanna see Yoshi and boi in the same post again

What about Eggman going "Yoshi my boi"?

 

[osby]

Is Yoshi a top or a bottom?

Mods, lock this thread.

The two genders

Actually, there are four:

 

[CannonStreak]

How do you think he affords all those cookies?

I thought he brought the entire cookie factory for himself. I am sure he has some money left for taxes, though. Questionn is, will he pay them? Probably not.

 

[Luigi The President]

What about Eggman going "Yoshi my boi"?

I'll allow it

 

[PsySmasher]

I never wanna see Yoshi and boi in the same post again

Man I wish the boi Yoshi got some more love in promo material (I'm being serious here BTW).

 

[Starbound]

We need this game to come out soon.

 

[Noipoi]

I never wanna see Yoshi and boi in the same post again

Bro don't tell Zinith but I used to love Yoshi and now whenever I look at him I think of Zinith and it weirds me out lol

 

[CannonStreak]

What about Eggman going "Yoshi my boi"?

I guess Yoshi could literally lay an Eggman, and not in the sexual way, by the way.

 

[segillav]

I sure picked a great time to post in this thread for the first time.

Hey, you seem new!

Howdy! Folks call me Noipoi! Welcome to the boards!

Hi! Yeah, I made an account because I wanted to help out with the music thread. I'm probably not gonna post here too often but we'll see.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

We need this game to come out soon.

Just 3 more weeks luckily. 3 weeks till I absolutely waste my life with idk, 5 energy drinks. Does that sound healthy? Probably not

 

[FreeFox]

So, how many spirits does everyone think we will be getting in total and how many per franchise?

 

[MainJPW]

What the **** if you want to bang ANYONE from Ducktales you'd pick the dogs?

I didn’t say **** about banging anything. I was just watching the other day and those moms and waitresses at the restaurant were kinda cute. Why the **** Goofy look the way he does but the girls are just human but with an obvious dog nose?

Yesterday: We all love boobs
Today: Lets all **** dogs

We should get back on topic lmfao.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Bro don't tell Zinith but I used to love Yoshi and now whenever I look at him I think of Zinith and it weirds me out lol

How offended do you'll think he'll be if he comes back and reads all these posts about himself

 

[osby]

We need this game to come out soon.

Why? We apparently can enjoy a civil, pleasant chat without any Smash news.

 

[Luigi The President]

Man I wish the boi Yoshi got some more love in promo material (I'm being serious here BTW).

Stop it don't do this to me

Bro don't tell Zinith but I used to love Yoshi and now whenever I look at him I think of Zinith and it weirds me out lol

If you ever disrespect My Boi again... /s.

 

[KingofKoopas]

Bro don't tell Zinith but I used to love Yoshi and now whenever I look at him I think of Zinith and it weirds me out lol

thats because Zinith has secretly BEEN a yoshi all this time.

 

[Noipoi]

Just 3 more weeks luckily. 3 weeks till I absolutely waste my life with idk, 5 energy drinks. Does that sound healthy? Probably not

Oh my God it's only three weeks I can barely take it.

So, how many spirits does everyone think we will be getting in total and how many per franchise?

If every single Pokemon doesn't have a Spirit i'm suing Sakurai

 

[osby]

So, how many spirits does everyone think we will be getting in total and how many per franchise?

I don't know how many each franchise will get but Fire Emblem and Pokemon will get A LOT. And I expect people who don't even play Spirits complain about there being too much Kid Icarus spirits.

 

[DarthEnderX]

What the **** if you want to bang ANYONE from Ducktales you'd pick the dogs?

You think ****ing dogs is somehow worse than ****ing birds?

 

[Pakky]

What if Yoshi is just some fat hairy man in a suit?

 

[ClaTheBae]

We need this game to come out soon because we've lost all sanity in anticipation

 

[Noipoi]

I sure picked a great time to post in this thread for the first time.



Hi! Yeah, I made an account because I wanted to help out with the music thread. I'm probably not gonna post here too often but we'll see.

I promise we're not always like this.

Actually...never mind. we're always like this.