Smash jokes

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

It can be about anything smash from the players, controllers, techs or whatever.

Any kind of joke format is cool like what happens when ness crosses big blue?


Or maybe an answerless joke. Like Wobbles vs silent wolf, no one cares about who wins but who breaks their controller first. sorry wobbles.

Sorry but I,m from In. and we <3 corn(y jokes)


And somepeople can be like other people in some jokes like chuck norris or blode jokes

 

[Fuelbi]

Captain Falcon is so manly that his FALCON PAWNCH can break through time and space

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Ike fights for his friends, Olimar's freinds fight for him. So is Ike Olimar's friend?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Popo and nana play rock, paper, scirors all the time but still for some reason nethier have ever won.

 

[Fuelbi]

luigi is actually weegee in disguise. *dramatic music*

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

C. falcon doesn't read he stares down a book till it gives him what he wants.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Here's one from when I wasn't a member
"SSBB is on the Wii"
"Yo****, sherlock"

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Wanna hear a joke? MK sucks.

What do you get when you take MK's tornado away? A non broken game.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Nana invades popo's personlly bubble and popo leaves nana's safe box around popo.

 

[Fuelbi]

When in battle Nana and Popo seem to get along great. But when they are at home Popo abuses Nana in such ways youd be in jail for a lifetime

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

abusing nana LOL. Link is messed up because when he was young he was ***** by a madman in green, sigh good ol time travel

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yo mama's so fat even kirby can't eat her. Wait, that came out wrong...... Okay yo mama so dumb she that CF was a bird and Falco was a wrestler. Wait, no.... **** *runs away*

 

[Fuelbi]

When olimar fights his pikmin follow him but when he is collecting stuff for his ship they beat the crap out of him and have him for dinner afterwards. That just goes to show nobody likes olimar

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

If roy's your boy how come he sucks?

 

[UberMario]

^^ICG, your joke fails, try Cruel Melee.

What happens when four people fight on giant balloons?








A pop hit!

 

[Fuelbi]

When Popo and Nana are home Popo starts a cruel melee with Nana. Nana ends up being abused very very very cruely.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Now i,m sad poor nana.

blode=links

Q: How do you keep a link busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

 

[Fuelbi]

I should really stop making abuse jokes

anyways

In soviet russia Nana doesnt use Popo. Popo uses Nana

 

[Fuelbi]

bumping up the thread. Such a horrible death for a thread with a good idea

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

In russia melee plays you.

 

[Mr.-0]

bumping up the thread. Such a horrible death for a thread with a good idea

than i'll claim this thread too.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

That's wasting this.

Did you know you could feed one kirby with one million children form africa but one kirby would only one child?

 

[Fuelbi]

I... didnt get that

In America you FALCON PAWNCH!!!! yourself but in Soviet Russia Captain Falcon FALCON PAWNCH!!!!es you

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you know when you throw something away and someone says that could have feed an african village.

m2k king of the mews

 

[Fuelbi]

What do you get when you combine Kirby with DDD? Metaknight thats what you get

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

pichu vs kirby. pichu uses thunder pichu is struck by lighting. thunder was super effictive. kirby jumps off a building. GAME PICHU IS THE WINNER.

 

[Fuelbi]

Captain Falcon is so tough that instead of hair under his helmet he has another fist

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Metaknight is so broken that falcon punches don't work on him. yeah that broken.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Meta Knight's broken.
"How broken is he?"
He's so broken not even Jeff could fix him. [/EarthBound joke]

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

nice.

Jigglypuff is a nazi or something come on what did you think the wall of pain was? And why was it next to the wall of sorrow? (jewish wall thing sorry if I said it wrong)

 

[UberMario]

How do you make a Link slow?





You use dial-up.

 

['V']

Cuz that's how I roll.

(Not wavedash)

 

[Fuelbi]

If I were Mario Id like to get laid by peach instead of getting a cake and just one kiss...... I dont know if that was a joke but it seemed funny to me

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

He did get laid but luigi beat him there.

If only people could wavedash in real life

 

[Fuelbi]

One for the kirby is worth two in the bush

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

nana and popo their children from the diseases they had when they were born poor retarted he was picked on.

Remeber kids your sister may look hot as H***, but no matter what don't have babies with her.


darkrain can get more combo hits on you than fox waveshineing you agaist a wall.

 

[SpelignFial]

Captain Falcon doesn't go hunting because the word "hunting" implies the probability of failure. Captain Falcon goes killing.

 

[smashbot226]

Here are some Melee jokes I remembered from an earlier thread:

1. How did Link win the baseball game?

With his hookshot.

2. What is the best move in the game?

Zelda's Down B.

 

[ExpeditiousGCA]

the correct way to put that joke is what is shieks worst move? Down-B

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

captain falcon never says yes OR no he simply replies with a FALCON PAWNCH!!! or YYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!