Smash jokes

[Fuelbi]

What came first? Captain Falcon or the egg?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

That's funny,

How many kirbies could kirby kirby if kirby could kirby?

 

[Fuelbi]

Captain Falcon's FALCON PAWNCH!!!! IS the big bang

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

roy's sword has foam at the end that's why it's weaker

 

[Fuelbi]

The reason why jiggles is a rip off of kirby is because sakurai was too lazy to make jiggles original

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Um I think kirby was a rip off jiggly-puff. marth f-smashes you

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

In an Smash bros interview, Roy was asked if he would fight for his friends. I think the answer is obvious.

 

[Fuelbi]

No it isnt. Whats the answer?

Anyways:

Pokemon Trainer: Squirtle come out!
Kanye West: Yo man Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but Ivysaur was the better choice

(I just love these kanye west meme jokes )

 

[Tacel]

Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?

...

Person 2: Hello? *Opens door*
Person 1: *Running away in the distance* You're too slow!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Sakurai: Pikachu and Pichu... Hmmmm... who to cut...
Kanye West: Yo man, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish, but Pichu was the best clone of all time!
Mewtwo: *Walks by after being cut* KaaaanYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Fuelbi]

Lucas: Pk FREEZE!!!
*gets ko'd by ness*
Kanye: Yo man Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but you shouldve used Pk Fire
*Gets Pk Starstormed by lucas*
Lucas: Dont we all wish we could do that to him?

 

[Tacel]

*At Video Game Music Awards*
"And the winner is... Jigglypuff!"
Jigglypuff: *Walks onto stage* Thank you! I'm so happy to receive my first video game music awar- - -
Kanye West: Yo Jiggs, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish, but Samus had the best music video of all time!
Pheonix Wright: OBJECTION!
Captain Falcon: Falcon... PAWNCH! *Falcon Punches Kanyee off stage*

And thus, Super Smash Brothers was born.

 

[Fuelbi]

Ahhh lets change that story a bit
*At Video Game Music Awards*
"And the winner is... jigglypuff!"
Jigglypuff: *Walks onto stage* Thank you! I'm so happy to receive my first video game music awar- - -
Kanye West: Yo Jiggs, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish, but Kirby had the best music video of all time!
"Hes right.
"GET JIGGLYPUFF OFF THE STAGE"
"Jigglypuff didnt deserve the award"
*crowd boos jigglypuff off the stage*
Kirby: Thank you everybody thank you. It is an honor to recieve this award and its due to Kanye West this is happening
Kanye West: Yo man Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but Jigglypuff's wall of pain is better than your puny fence of pain
*Kirby glares at Kanye West*
*Kanye West gets hammered by Kirby*
Kirby: BYEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Tacel]

*Final Battle*
Ganondorf: Link join me!
Link: Why should I?
Ganondorf: Because I'm the king of the Gerudos.
Link: Hmmm...
Ganondorf: ...The ladies.
Link: Sold!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

*Smashbros.com for Smash 4*
"New Challenger Approaching!"
"Mewtwo"
Mewtwo: I'm so happy that I made it back into Smash! Now can prove that I'm the God Tier!
Kanye West: Yo man, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish, but you were the best cut of all time!
Mewtwo: What? *Sees Kanyee* *Gasps* Kanyee...!!!
Sakurai: Hmmm... Kanyee's right. *Delays Smash 4*
Mewtwo: NOOOOOOOOO - - - ...

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

smash dooms day pichu is decent (( I get a LOT of S*** for even trying)

pit goes camping with falco

 

[Fuelbi]

*At job meeting for brawl*
Pikachu: So Sakurai what did you want to tell me?
Sakurai: Well I am sorry for telling you this but we are cutting you off of the game for pichu
Pikachu: WHAT!!! Im part of the original characters!!!
Kanye West: Yo Pikachu Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but pichu should be the one cut out not pikachu
Sakurai:Youre right Kanye Pikachu your back in. *presses button for speaker* Secretary can you get me pichu?
*Minutes after*
Pichu: Whats up Sakurai?
Sakurai: Im sorry to say this but you are being cut out of brawl
pichu: WHAT!!!!!!
Kanye: Yo pichu Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but Mewtwo should also be cut out for brawl
Sakurai: SOLD!*presses button* Can you get me Mewtwo?
*minutes after*
Mewtwo: Whats happened Sakurai?
Sakurai: You and Pichu are being cut off for brawl.
Mewtwo: **** YOU!!!!
Pichu: Yeah I kinda saw that coming though
Kanye: Yo Pichu and Mewtwo Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but I think Olimar and Lucario are the perfect replacements for them
Mewtwo and Pichu: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!
*Sees Olimar and Lucario come in*
Olimar: So sakurai you wanted to offer us something?
Sakurai: Yes you are being accepted into brawl. Lucario you are the perfect replacement because you are legendary tier like mewtwo and Olimar you are also perfect because you are just as puny as pichu
Pichu: Oh come one why do you listen to Kanye? Hes a douchebag.
Sakurai: Sorry Pichu but Kanye has already sold millions of albums so he must have SOME financial expertise
Mewtwo:......... what?
Sakurai: Look mewtwo it must be done. Bye
*Pichu and Mewtwo step out*
Kanye: WAIT!!! Im happy for all yall and Ima let you finish but Young Link should also be cut off the game for Toon Link
Sakurai: Your right people will like him better
*Minutes after*
Sakurai: Young Link you are being cut off for your clone: Toon Link
Young Link:..... the hell?
Sakurai: Yeah sorry but no one mained you and you were basically useless so....
Young Link: What? *sniffles* But I wanna be in the next game *throws a tantrum*
Kanye: Yo young link Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but Dr. Mario should also be cut from the game in favor of Wario
*minutes after*
Sakurai: So yes Dr. Mario basically thats whats happening.
Dr. Mario: Ima **** your mother at night when we eat the spaghettis
Sakurai: Look Dr. Mario this was a hard decision but people want Wario and Kanye knows what the people want
Dr. Mario: ****a You!
*Months later*
Sakurai: Im happy I cut them off Brawl has been a success without them HAHAHA!!!
Kanye: Yo Sakurai Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but I think I should rule smash bros.
Sakurai: Youre right your the reason why Im a success
*hands position to Kanye*
Sakurai: Have a happy life

An this explains why Sakurai was retarted enough to take off those other characters and why Smash Bros are now being leaded douchebags. Any questions?

 

[Tacel]

Sakurai: *Presses speaker button* May Ridley please come to the office?
Ridley: *Walks in but has trouble getting through door* You wanted to see me, sir?
Sakurai: Yes, I am offering you a character slot in Super Smash Brother 3.
Ridley: Oh thank you thank you THANK YOU!
Kanyee: *Whispers in Sakurai's ear* Yo man, I'm happy for him and Ima let him finish, but Ridley's the biggest video game character of all time!
Sakurai: *Nodes* But... now that I think about it...
Ridley: Huh?
Sakurai: I - I've changed my mind. You're too big.
Ridley: What? What makes you say that???
Sakurai: Well, you can't fit through that door right over there.
Ridley: But... not every playable character can fit through there!
Sakurai: Ridley m'boy, even Kanyee's great ideas can fit through that door!
Ridley: Kayee? Kanyee West?
Sakurai: I'm going to have to let you go.
Kanyee: Yo man, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish, but you would be the best boss of all time!
Ridley: True... but...
Sakurai: Ah! Master Kanyee strikes again with one of his brilliant ideas! I can always count on you to keep me from getting, "broke broke broke"!
*SSE*
Ridley: Ouch! Stop it, Captain Falcon! I thought we were frieeeeee- - -AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!
*Ridley has been defeated*
*Later on...*
*You earned Boss Battle Mode! Now you can defeat Ridley as many times as you want!*
Kanye: *Laughs in the background of the game*
Ridley: I will have my reveeeeeeeeeenge!!!

 

[Fuelbi]

*Presses button for metaknight*
Sakurai: So Metaknight we have recently approved you for brawl
Metaknight: Exellent
Sakurai: We are giving a semi good recovery with a clone of Pits up b. Thats good?
Metaknight: Thats good ok
Kanye: Yo Metaknight Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but he should have a better recovery than that. All his moves should be a recovery move.
Sakurai: your right kanye people would love the idea. They sure would.
Metaknight: Look I really dont care and I need to be somewhere else fighting the forces of evil. Actually Kirby lost his warpstar and now he needs backup so can I leave?
Sakurai: You are excused
*months later*
People: METAKNIGHT IS BROKEN!!!!
Other People: BAN HIM!!!!!
*Metaknight gets hate mail*
Metaknight: *calls sakurai* WHAT IS THE DEAL I WONT STOP GETTING HATE MAIL!!!!
Sakurai: Look metaknight this is just a fad itll pass. For now just hold on
Metaknight: Alright but if this doesnt stop Ill quit!
*hangs up*
Other Other People: DONT BAN HIM!!!!
Other Other OTHER people: That isnt fair Snake should also be banned!
*Metaknight gets tons of love mail*
Metaknight: Ok sakurai now Im getting loads of love mail. What is the deal. All Im asking for is a mediocre position like mario where nothing happens to him. Is that too much to ask?
Sakurai: Hey its good that your getting love mail. And more people are playing the game now
Kanye: Yo metaknight Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but I think you should be banned
Sakurai: Youre right HES BANNED!
Metaknight: WHAT!!!
*Months later reported crimes of murder and arson are happening due to metaknight being banned*
Kanye: Yes yes all is going to plan. I shall rule the world in a little bit. Just a little more BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Tacel]

Sakurai: Finally! I'm finished!
Kanyee: *Watches final gameplay test* Yo man, I'm happy for you and Ima let you finish, but Geno, Tetra, Roy, and Mewtwo? Cmon, man!
Sakurai: *Drop of sweat drizzles down forehead* *Delays*

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Brawl was made to keep the falcon down no combos,triping,no longer fastest? THat ain't falcon his is to manly to trip like a little b****

 

[Fuelbi]

*calls roy*
Sakurai: So roy I just came to show you your moveset for the next game
Roy: Wow this will get me in GOD TIER!!!
Kanye: Yo roy Im happy for you and Ima let you finish but I think roy should be replaced with Ike
Sakurai: Your right, Roy youre fired
Roy:Wait what?
Sakurai: Off with you
*a few months late*
Kanye: Yes phase two of my plane is complete BWUAHAHAHAA

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

sheik tech skill or even funnier brawl tech skill

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Sakurai: Alright were all about to wrap up, FINALLY!!
Kanye: Yo Sakurai, I'ma let you finish but you forgot something.
Sakurai: What else is missing before launch?
Kanye: These characters are still fast, they need to slow down for the people.
Sakurai: What can I do about it?
Kanye: Put your money into the tripping.
Sakurai: Wow, that's a brilliant idea! I wouldn't have thought of that!
Kanye: >=)

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

sheik tech-skill LOL

 

[PSIQuasi]

< Read my Location

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

The ice climbers get kicked look of chuck e. cheese during wrack a mole. The manager grabbed nana and asked her what's wrong with you? popo grabs the manager and you can guess from there.

 

[PSIQuasi]

If Ally played melee, he could DI a Wombo Combo

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

who's ally? I know many brawl pros play melee too.

Why can't they tie their shoes in brawl?

a. to technically b. the floor is slippery c. the game maker was high as F***