Social Smash 4 Social Topic 2.0

[Sehnsucht]

I've made people chuckle with my posts before but it doesn't make me feel like Kevin Hart's clone. It was just me luckily striking a smile or two,and it's good to feel knowing you made somebody laugh,but you don't have to try to recreate it all the time.

Hey man.

He just has a compulsory need to seek out recognition and prestige amongst his peers.

Sure, it's a fascinating case study from the perspective of internet psychoanalysis, but that doesn't mean you gotta harp on the guy so much.

Once you make it your mission to be a comedian on internet forums, you've already failed.

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[Pyra]

No,no,no,no. You misunderstood.

Why try to patch up a not-so-good video with something that's made for laughs only?
What you brought was beautiful.

DENOUTTADEN
HUNNIDOUTTAHUNNID

Fixed that for you

Don't you DARE call those CD-I monstrosities a Zelda game. Those are not Zelda games.

I do like Zelda...when it's developed and published by Nintendo.

They make me laugh if only because they're absurd.
Beautifully absurd.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

So, we have yet to see any new Kirby, StarFox, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, or F-Zero stages. What's up with that?

 

[Pyra]

......

Hey. Hey.
If you fail, we all fail.
Because we're all you. Except @KenithTheGatherer

 

[Substitution]

......

Wait hold up a minute.
You mean, all those posts you made, all those replies weren't "real"? They were all just a bunch of jokes?
...
...What is my life anymore?!

 

[alex6309]

So, we have yet to see any new Kirby, StarFox, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, or F-Zero stages. What's up with that?

Who the hell cares about those garbage series?

All we need is more Fire Emblem.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Hey. Hey.
If you fail, we all fail.
Because we're all you. Except @KenithTheGatherer

KenithTheHeckler.

Wait hold up a minute.
You mean, all those posts you made, all those replies weren't "real"? They were all just a bunch of jokes?
...
...What is my life anymore?!

*slides gun toward MVG*

 

[Substitution]

*slides gun toward MVG*

...But I don't know how to use gum!

 

[alex6309]

...But I don't know how to use gum!

You point the hole toward your head and pull on the trigger.

That's how you win at life and guns.

EDIT: wait gum? Oh, you just chew it up and put it some innocent bystander's hair.

 

[Substitution]

You point the hole toward your head and pull on the trigger.

That's how you win at life and guns.

But I don't want lead in my head.
I could get lead poisoning.

 

[Sehnsucht]

...But I don't know how to use gum!

Juicy Fruit
Is gonna move ya
To pick up a gun
And shoot a bullet in ya

Juicy Fruit
Is gonna MOOOooOOOOooove yaaaaaa!!!

 

[Pyra]

...But I don't know how to use gum!

1. Open outside wrapper.
2. Pull stick of gum out.
3. Unwrap individual stick of gum.
4. Dispose of individual gum wrapper.
5. Open mouth
6. Insert gun
7. Pull the trigger

That's how you use gum.

 

[LeeYawshee]

So just gonna come around and leave this here: http://lockathonicus.tumblr.com/post/91897014001

Yep. Have a good day.

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

So, we have yet to see any new Kirby, StarFox, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, or F-Zero stages. What's up with that?

And we still haven't seen anything Mother related aside from the two items.

And can I get Wario already? Along with both classic and biker costumes and information on his moveset.

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[alex6309]

1. Open outside wrapper.
2. Pull stick of gum out.
3. Unwrap individual stick of gum.
4. Dispose of individual gum wrapper.
5. Open mouth
6. Insert gun
7. Pull the trigger

That's how you use gum.

I like this.

I like this so much I'll go do it myself.

BRB

 

[Mega Bidoof]

To be fair, I have made people laugh here before, there was my post about chicken and mashed potatoes, that "Blues Clues" thing in the Funny SSB4 Pics thread, pretty much everything I've posted in that thread in fact.

Stop trying to be a comedian.

Go b what you were born to be,
A professional Cliff-Jumper.

 

[aldelaro5]

And we still haven't seen anything Mother related aside from the two items.

And can I get Wario already? Along with both classic and biker costumes and information on his moveset.

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The more and more I see unrevealed stuff that should be, the more and more I think August is smash direct and not a nintendo one.

 

[Substitution]

Juicy Fruit
Is gonna move ya
To pick up a gun
And shoot a bullet in ya

Juicy Fruit
Is gonna MOOOooOOOOooove yaaaaaa!!!

1. Open outside wrapper.
2. Pull stick of gum out.
3. Unwrap individual stick of gum.
4. Dispose of individual gum wrapper.
5. Open mouth
6. Insert gun
7. Pull the trigger

That's how you use gum.

Ah, but then you have the mess. And I don't know about you. But I don't want to clean up all that unnecessary blood.
So maybe I'll pass the gum.

 

[Pyra]

So just gonna come around and leave this here: http://lockathonicus.tumblr.com/post/91897014001

Yep. Have a good day.

OH MY GOD

And we still haven't seen anything Mother related aside from the two items.

And can I get Wario already? Along with both classic and biker costumes and information on his moveset.

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I feel like Ness is going to be featured in the next trailer singing with the Chorus Kids.
Disclaimer: I support them because the thought of them in the game is pretty awesome. Not because of the dinky leak.

 

[Substitution]

So just gonna come around and leave this here: http://lockathonicus.tumblr.com/post/91897014001

Yep. Have a good day.

Huh. For some strange reason the link doesn't work for me.

 

[majorasmaskfan]

So do you think the augast direct will reveal a new metriod game, cause i need something to look forward to and miyamoto said soon.

 

[LeeYawshee]

Huh. For some strange reason the link doesn't work for me.

Try this one, if not I'll give it a download and upload it to Youtube for you. (And only u bby) http://dj-fu ck.tumblr.com/post/91888630594

You're going to have to fuse the link, sorry.

 

[RamOne]

I feel like Ness is going to be featured in the next trailer singing with the Chorus Kids.
Disclaimer: I support them because the thought of them in the game is pretty awesome. Not because of the dinky leak.

Ness is in my opinion too serious for that. I think Wario (ruining it with his shenanigans) or Mr. G&W (ruining the song with his bell) are the better options.

 

[Lozjam]

OH MY GOD

I feel like Ness is going to be featured in the next trailer singing with the Chorus Kids.
Disclaimer: I support them because the thought of them in the game is pretty awesome. Not because of the dinky leak.

How about Ganondorf chasing Ness and Lucas and then the chorus kids join the fray?

 

[Morbi]

So do you think the augast direct will reveal a new metriod game, cause i need something to look forward to and miyamoto said soon.

I also needed something to look forward to; however, fortunately for me, Smash 4 is not out yet and therefore I can look forward to it.

 

[Pyra]

Ness is in my opinion too serious for that. I think Wario (ruining it with his shenanigans) or Mr. G&W (ruining the song with his bell) are the better options.

I figured Ness would be appropriate because his game is hilarious and I figured the sense of humor fit.
Not necessarily him singing with them, but him screwing it up (like you said about Wario or G&W).

Though I feel like I just want the next video to be more funny than serious.

What if the next trailer starts off with Ness, but then Poo shows up

 

[LeeYawshee]

I figured Ness would be appropriate because his game is hilarious and I figured the sense of humor fit.
Not necessarily him singing with them, but him screwing it up (like you said about Wario or G&W).

Though I feel like I just want the next video to be more funny than serious.

What if the next trailer starts off with Ness, but then Poo shows up

Jigglypuff guys. The character in Smash Bros that has a whole move about SINGING.

Come on guys.

Come on.

 

[Pyra]

Jigglypuff guys. The character in Smash Bros that has a whole move about SINGING.

Come on guys.

Come on.

But that makes too much sense.

 

[Deleted member]

I feel like Ness Lucas is going to be featured in the next trailer being bros with Shulk.

Fixed

I'm sorry, I just want both of them to be playable so we can have fanart of Shulk patting Lucas on the back or something. Because localization.

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

How about Ganondorf chasing Ness and Lucas and then the chorus kids join the fray?

The great king of evil chasing two little boys and threatening to beat them up for lunch money. Let's see it.

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[Pyra]

Fixed

I'm sorry, I just want both of them to be playable so we can have fanart of Shulk patting Lucas on the back or something. Because localization.

How about Ness, Lucas, Shulk, Ganondorf, Chorus Kids, Wario, and Jigglypuff are all in a band.

Thhhheeeere we go. Problem solved.

 

[LeeYawshee]

But that makes too much sense.

Darn it, you're right. What was I thinking?

 

[RamOne]

How about Ness, Lucas, Shulk, Ganondorf, Chorus Kids, Wario, and Jigglypuff are all in a band.

Thhhheeeere we go. Problem solved.

Ganondorf singing. Yes, please!

 

[Deleted member]

How about Ness, Lucas, Shulk, Ganondorf, Chorus Kids, Wario, and Jigglypuff are all in a band.

Thhhheeeere we go. Problem solved.

Best.
Trailer.
Ever.

All the O12 would be confirmed, we'd get 2 newcomers (1 of which is Shulk), and we'd finally get Wario and a villain.

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

Y'know, I'm surprised that they didn't opt for Ganondorf instead of Captain Falcon in the Fire Emblem trailer. He would have meshed way better thematically.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Y'know, I'm surprised that they didn't opt for Ganondorf instead of Captain Falcon in the Fire Emblem trailer. He would have meshed way better thematically.

You're right.

He's both a magic user and a clone!

 

[Pyra]

You're right.

He's both a magic user and a clone!

Plot twist: He's going to use his sword and magic this time.

Effectively making him a Robin clone.

 

[Substitution]

Y'know, I'm surprised that they didn't opt for Ganondorf instead of Captain Falcon in the Fire Emblem trailer. He would have meshed way better thematically.

Because we all know Captain Falcon is the most supreme of all veterans.
Disbelieving this is disbelieving common sense.

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

Because we all know Captain Falcon is the most supreme of all veterans.
Disbelieving this is disbelieving common sense.

I like the theory that Captain Falcon is used to test potential newcomers, and Chrom failed the test.

 

[wewewezing]

Nintendo announced recently that they are having a big display for smash bros at the San Diego Comic Con, anyone else think they could reveal a new character then?

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/07/17/sdcc-2014-nintendo-to-have-its-biggest-presence-ever