Make him a mod. Just to see what happens if he ever comes back
*Mirror logs into Smashboards after four years of absence, and sees that he's become a Moderator*
"Honey? Are you okay?"
*Mirror's wife approaches the desk, finding Mirror awestruck*
"I'm a Mod," he says at last.
"...What?" she says, hardly believing.
"I'm... I'm a Mod. On Smashboards."
*He turns to her, and she brings a hand to her mouth as tears well in her eyes*
"Honey, you're a Mod. You're a
Mod!"
"It's only when she says it that it starts to sink in. Mirror and his wife break into tearful smiles, and share giddy laughter as Mirror rises from his seat to embrace his wife, whom he spins around the room. They share a kiss when he puts her down, and again a joyous laughter fills their quaint home*