Social Smash 4 Social Thread 5.0: ITT - ANYTHING CAN CHANGE! Including the page we end at.

[Substitution]

What the hell is a haikus ?

It's a location in Hawaii.

 

[Strofirko]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This meme is too old and not funny
Get rekt scub.

 

[Opossum]

Little Mac is back
He runs toward the foe and...
Side B's off the stage.


Marth, the Hero King
Savior of his land four times
Where the hell's his range?


Villager is here.
Plant a seed, twirl a small twig...
...Crush foes 'neath a tree.


Cunning tactician
Uses tomes and Levin Sword
"Time to tip the scales!"


He's finally back
And he's performing for you
If you know the words...


Strong woman in space
Samus, and yet on Miiverse...
"Why can't Metroid Crawl?"


Yellow like a cab
Cat and mouse with lots of ghosts.
Better eat some dots.


A quick bolt. Lightning.
All from rosy cheeks. So cute...
...Until he fries you.


The Hero of Time
Smashes pots and saves Hyrule
Don't call him Zelda


Famous mustached face
Overalls and a red hat
Jumping to the top.


Just eight inches tall
But size does not matter here
Is it he who sucks?


Amputated, huh?
He saved the Lylat System
Returning to base.


Flower-clad space friends
Are his entourage out here.
One-inch family man

 

[Yoshi-hara]

Going to draw now.
Yoshi drawing, of course.
I am now stalking.

 

[Kenith]

Little Mac is back
He runs toward the foe and...
Side B's off the stage.


Marth, the Hero King
Savior of his land four times
Where the hell's his range?


Villager is here.
Plant a seed, twirl a small twig...
...Crush foes 'neath a tree.


Cunning tactician
Uses tomes and Levin Sword
"Time to tip the scales!"


He's finally back
And he's performing for you
If you know the words...


Strong woman in space
Samus, and yet on Miiverse...
"Why can't Metroid Crawl?"


Yellow like a cab
Cat and mouse with lots of ghosts.
Better eat some dots.


A quick bolt. Lightning.
All from rosy cheeks. So cute...
...Until he fries you.


The Hero of Time
Smashes pots and saves Hyrule
Don't call him Zelda


Famous mustached face
Overalls and a red hat
Jumping to the top.


Just eight inches tall
But size does not matter here
Is it he who sucks?


Amputated, huh?
He saved the Lylat System
Returning to base.


Flower-clad space friends
Are his entourage out here.
One-inch family man

WHO'S GONNA GET IT?
THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
HE GOT THE SMASH BALL

 

[Space Stranger]

I am Space Stranger
This is Medicom Woody
I hate these haikus.

 

[Strofirko]

Konami is ded:
http://www.siliconera.com/2015/04/27/konami-delisted-new-york-stock-exchange/

 

[SneakyLink]

I can't write Haiku's.
This is the best I could do.
I am so sorry.

 

[Yoshi-hara]

Little Mac is back
He runs toward the foe and...
Side B's off the stage.


Marth, the Hero King
Savior of his land four times
Where the hell's his range?


Villager is here.
Plant a seed, twirl a small twig...
...Crush foes 'neath a tree.


Cunning tactician
Uses tomes and Levin Sword
"Time to tip the scales!"


He's finally back
And he's performing for you
If you know the words...


Strong woman in space
Samus, and yet on Miiverse...
"Why can't Metroid Crawl?"


Yellow like a cab
Cat and mouse with lots of ghosts.
Better eat some dots.


A quick bolt. Lightning.
All from rosy cheeks. So cute...
...Until he fries you.


The Hero of Time
Smashes pots and saves Hyrule
Don't call him Zelda


Famous mustached face
Overalls and a red hat
Jumping to the top.


Just eight inches tall
But size does not matter here
Is it he who sucks?


Amputated, huh?
He saved the Lylat System
Returning to base.


Flower-clad space friends
Are his entourage out here.
One-inch family man

(of course)
Mario's dino friend
Joins the battle by himself.
Don't become dinner.

 

[SneakyLink]

Little Mac is back
He runs toward the foe and...
Side B's off the stage.


Marth, the Hero King
Savior of his land four times
Where the hell's his range?


Villager is here.
Plant a seed, twirl a small twig...
...Crush foes 'neath a tree.


Cunning tactician
Uses tomes and Levin Sword
"Time to tip the scales!"


He's finally back
And he's performing for you
If you know the words...


Strong woman in space
Samus, and yet on Miiverse...
"Why can't Metroid Crawl?"


Yellow like a cab
Cat and mouse with lots of ghosts.
Better eat some dots.


A quick bolt. Lightning.
All from rosy cheeks. So cute...
...Until he fries you.


The Hero of Time
Smashes pots and saves Hyrule
Don't call him Zelda


Famous mustached face
Overalls and a red hat
Jumping to the top.


Just eight inches tall
But size does not matter here
Is it he who sucks?


Amputated, huh?
He saved the Lylat System
Returning to base.


Flower-clad space friends
Are his entourage out here.
One-inch family man

Dog teams up with Duck
Defeats enemies from far
Heh heh heh heh heh

 

[LancerStaff]

The peaks and valleys,
the highs and lows, you pick your
friends, but not your nose.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Konami is ded:
http://www.siliconera.com/2015/04/27/konami-delisted-new-york-stock-exchange/

These terrible news
Tears, dropping from my eyes
Darkness, my old friend

 

[Kenith]

Konami is ded:
http://www.siliconera.com/2015/04/27/konami-delisted-new-york-stock-exchange/

Konami is dead...
All because Kojima left.
What a tragedy.

 

[Knight Dude]

So, besides the seemingly pointless haikus, is there much else going on?

 

[T1T0]

So, besides the seemingly pointless haikus, is there much else going on?

Seemingly pointless
What ever is it you mean
They are lots of fun

 

[SneakyLink]

As long as I don't have to take a 3 hour tour, I think I am safe everywhere.

Spoiler

*Thunder noises
The weather started getting rough.
The Tiny Ship was...

Suddenly, I'm quoting Gilligan's Island! Yikes!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Have no idea
And no creativity
I can't write haikus

 

[Yoshi-hara]

I went to rewatch Caddicarus's P.T. video.
So much ******* FNAF hate on a video where it isn't even brought up or mentioned at any time.
What the **** internet

 

[Kenith]

Guys, something is wrong
Haikus have consumed my soul
I can't stop doing them.

 

[Wario Bros.]

... I'll just come back when this haiku fad goes away...

 

[Yoshi-hara]

Guys, something is wrong
Haikus have consumed my soul
I can't stop doing them.

I don't see a problem with that.
Also, why can't I see the pages in the Dark Souls social group?

 

[SneakyLink]

As long as the next social thread doesn't involve us getting stranded on an uncharted desert isle with Gilligan, the Skipper too, I think the Haiku's will fade.

 

[Kenith]

I don't see a problem with that.
Also, why can't I see the pages in the Dark Souls social group?

It's a private group
You have to be invited.
Do you want to join?

 

[Serebii]

Quick @Warchamp7, get in before @ Serebii steals this idea!

Late but hah. We have competitive forums as is and I'd love to help foster the Pokkén competitive community

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Guys, something is wrong
Haikus have consumed my soul
I can't stop doing them.

Embrace this dark fate
Haikus are both love and life
We need more of them

 

[Strofirko]

Stephen hawking answer important question:

 

[Luggy]

Konami is ded:
http://www.siliconera.com/2015/04/27/konami-delisted-new-york-stock-exchange/

What happened to this poor company ? First Kojima and now this ? That's just a tragedy.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What happened to this poor company ? First Kojima and now this ? That's just a tragedy.

There is no haiku
7.8/10
Be more poetic

​

 

[Opossum]

Late but hah. We have competitive forums as is and I'd love to help foster the Pokkén competitive community

Hi, SerebiiJoe!
Welcome to the Social Thread
Here, we write haikus.

 

[SneakyLink]

What happened to this poor company ? First Kojima and now this ? That's just a tragedy.

I have a feeling Konami just gave up. That reminds me...
WHERE THE HECK IS TWINBEE KONAMI?!
Obligatory caps lock is me ranting.

 

[Yoshi-hara]

It's a private group
You have to be invited.
Do you want to join?

Can I?

Dark Souls is so great.
But also so difficult.
I hate Blighttown.

 

[Opossum]

Oh my GOD

MY ROOMMATE LEFT ESPN ON AND THEY'RE DOING A ****ING PUNCH-OUT!! BIT. I LOVE THIS.

 

[Kirbyfan391]

I went to rewatch Caddicarus's P.T. video.
So much ******* FNAF hate on a video where it isn't even brought up or mentioned at any time.
What the **** internet

This stems from insecurity mainly. FnaF hate is considered "cool" due to how popular and mainstream it has become, so any chance to attempt to re-affirm your status in front of the internet, reaping internet points along the way, won't be missed sadly. Then again, it could just be YT commentors being YT commentors, yeah it's probably just that.

 

[Luggy]

There is no haiku
7.8/10
Be more poetic

​

Why is this a thing here anyway ?

I have a feeling Konami just gave up. That reminds me...
WHERE THE HECK IS TWINBEE KONAMI?!
Obligatory caps lock is me ranting.

Konami had enough of Kojima's mind games, so they fired him. Then they realized that he was actually important for the company. The rest...well...

Goodbye Konami. You'll be missed.

 

[Kenith]

Can I?

Dark Souls is so great.
But also so difficult.
I hate Blighttown.

I'll Invite you in
But first, make a real haiku
It won't be that hard

(Hint: You could change one present tense word into a past tense to make a haiku here)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Konami is dead
Bomberman has no chance
To come back either

(Hint: You could change one present tense word into a past tense to make a haiku here)

Or add the word "and"

 

[Yoshi-hara]

I'll Invite you in
But first, make a real haiku
It won't be that hard

(Hint: You could change one present tense word into a past tense to make a haiku here)

"Dark Souls is so great.
But also so difficult.
I hated Blighttown."
(But I still do)
Syllables are so confusing.

 

[Kenith]

"Dark Souls is so great.
But also so difficult.
I hated Blighttown."
(But I still do)
Syllables are so confusing.

Good work, my young friend.
You're getting better at this.
I will let you join.

 

[DougX]

This is still not a Haiku. The end.
R.I.P. Konami.

 

[aldelaro5]

The sharpest paper

Is my

nickname

Paper is love

I just find these so pointless to do and yet, I feel I must do them....they are terrible, lol.