Social Smash 4 Social Thread 5.0: ITT - ANYTHING CAN CHANGE! Including the page we end at.

[TJ-Works]

Many "haikus" here
Are really not haiku-like
'Cause people can't count.

Such irony there
The first line, five syllables
Instead you put six.

 

[DougX]

This is not a Haiku.
The End.

 

[Opossum]

Such irony there
The first line, five syllables
Instead you put six.

You are mistaken.
Haiku has two syllables
Unless I am wrong

 

[TJ-Works]

You are mistaken.
Haiku has two syllables
Unless I am wrong

Well, you are not right.
Go to school, except you can't.
Possums don't have schools.

 

[Opossum]

Ma ny hai kus here
See? There's only five up there.
You're a silly gem.

 

[Kenith]

Such irony there
The first line, five syllables
Instead you put six.

Pretty sure that's wrong.
'Haiku' has two syllables.
Reading must be hard.

 

[Wario Bros.]

7.8/10
Too much failed attempts to revive this thread with old memes.

Also this:

Just ate that a few minutes ago. Very tasty.

Anywho, my boss from work called me on my day off to see if I could work tonight as one worker had a death in the family and one worker suddenly quit (and we're short handed right now). I had to say no due I have class tonight.

I feel terrible...

 

[TJ-Works]

Ma ny hai kus here
See? There's only five up there.
You're a silly gem.

Here is hee-err.
Two right there, and right I am.
Am I right, Smart Owl?

 

[Opossum]

Here is hee-err.
Two right there, and right I am.
Am I right, Smart Owl?

No sir, you are wrong.
"Here" is monosyllabic.
It's not a diphthong.

 

[Substitution]

What the Hell is this?
What the Hell are we doing?
For God's sake why? Why?!

 

[Kenith]

Here is hee-err.
Two right there, and right I am.
Am I right, Smart Owl?

No sir, you are wrong.
"Here" is monosyllabic.
It's not a diphthong.

Better watch out, guys
We're having a Haiku-Off.
This could get intense.

 

[TJ-Works]

No sir, you are wrong.
"Here" is monosyllabic.
It's not a diphthong.

English is complex,
Making unwanted rules up,
What is the point then?

Okay, enough haikus. I don't understand why "monosyllabic" is even a rule. I hear here as "hee-errr", so it should be 2 syllables. English language can be B.S. at times.

 

[MSmariosonic]

Lost 3 times against a Sonic player.

Me: "GGs"

My opponent: "Ur bad!"

I swear... one day i'm gonna hunt him down and rip out his internal organs and shove them up his ***. After that i'm gonna pierce him on a big wooden stick and burn him like a witch.

Filthy humans like these disgust me and should be put down like the dogs they are.

 

[Opossum]

Better watch out, guys
We're having a Haiku-Off.
This could get intense.

I know cause I am
Minoring in linguistics
I'm the expert here

 

[LancerStaff]

Lost 3 times against a Sonic player.

Me: "GGs"

My opponent: "Ur bad!"

I swear... one day i'm gonna hunt him down and rip out his internal organs and shove them up his ***. After that i'm gonna pierce him on a big wooden stick and burn him like a witch.

Filthy humans like these disgust me and should be put down like the dogs they are.

...Uh, you can chase them down on Miiverse if you're on SSBU. Friend List > Users Played With > Sonic dude's profile.

 

[Opossum]

Lost 3 times against a Sonic player.

Me: "GGs"

My opponent: "Ur bad!"

I swear... one day i'm gonna hunt him down and rip out his internal organs and shove them up his ***. After that i'm gonna pierce him on a big wooden stick and burn him like a witch.

Filthy humans like these disgust me and should be put down like the dogs they are.

Whoa, calm down MS
That part was a bit extreme
Don't be so upset

 

[TheLastLugia]

Sees Haikus: goes to type one ending in 'it's snowing on Mt Fuji': sees it's already been done: cris evri time

 

[Substitution]

I know cause I am
Minoring in linguistics
I'm the expert here

So then you'd don't not mind if I speaked like this?

 

[MSmariosonic]

Whoa, calm down MS
That part was a bit extreme
Don't be so upset

I'm pissed off. Not upset. This is the sole reason why I favor local play over online play.
Because of these ****ers.

 

[TJ-Works]

So then you'd don't not mind if i speaked like this?

I betted he will won't be bothured by our minor languagstics. @ Opossum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Opossum]

I'm pissed off. Not upset. This is the sole reason why I favor local play over online play.
Because of these ****ers.

Let me please explain
****s like these will still exist
Just learn to move on

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hello, Social Thread!

So, what'd I miss?

 

[Substitution]

I betted he will won't be bothured by our minor languagstics. @ Opossum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'll hoped so. I don't want no conflictions to bring messes to our synergy.

 

[TJ-Works]

Hello, Social Thread!

So, what'd I miss?

Hai. Haikus Haikus.
Haikus. Haikus. Haikus. And...
A salty Smash player.

 

[Yoshi-hara]

Like I said before
Everyone enjoys haikus
Also, that's not one.

I
Know.
...Apples.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hai. Haikus Haikus.
Haikus. Haikus. Haikus. And...
A salty Smash player.

7.8/10 - Not enough haiku talk

 

[Yoshi-hara]

I'm still patiently waiting for the day I find a Sonic player that doesn't spam downB to UpB to Dair.

 

[MSmariosonic]

Hai. Haikus Haikus.
Haikus. Haikus. Haikus. And...
A salty Smash player.

What?

 

[Strofirko]

These crabs are pratically wallets.

 

[TJ-Works]

These crabs are pratically wallets.

Naa, it's just Mr. Krabs.

 

[Yoshi-hara]

@ Kenith
Also let me say
I loved your JonTron pic.
A ten out of ten.
(Is this right? )

 

[LancerStaff]

These crabs are pratically wallets.

When did we get the new YWW screens?

 

[RodNutTakin]

I made a haiku
I want Ice Climbers back in
I miss them so much

 

[Yoshi-hara]

These crabs are pratically wallets.

WOOLY WOORLL
This is so flipping cute, Jesus.

 

[Frostwraith]

I'm pissed off. Not upset. This is the sole reason why I favor local play over online play.
Because of these ****ers.

The 3DS version doesn't have that problem, fortunately enough.

I prefer 2v2 battles anyway.

 

[Substitution]

Also, when are we seeing Mall Santa? I feel gypped.

 

[Kenith]

These crabs are pratically wallets.

This game is too cute
I want to hug everything
Even the Shy Guy

 

[TJ-Works]

This game is too cute
I want to hug everything
Even the Shy Guy

The Shy Guy is cute,
but is most deadly of all.
I hear it eats souls.

 

[Yoshi-hara]

The Shy Guy is cute,
but is most deadly of all.
I hear it eats souls.

I have to ask
Something that bothers me:
What's behind their mask?

 

[RamOne]

Gotta have something to do, y'know? : D

Not if you leave the backpack unguarded for a while and you have no idea they're in there. Besides, there weren't any games in it anyway.