Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[TJ-Works]

One of the reasons I'm anticipating Smash 3DS is because I will finally have a good form of stress relief. Beating the **** out of whoever is my opponent is just satisfying.

I read that beating your girlfriend/wife/pillow is equally satisfying.

Spoiler

Am I a bad person for typing this...

 

[RamOne]

I read that beating your girlfriend/wife/pillow is equally satisfying.

Spoiler

Am I a bad person for typing this...

Eh, there's nothing wrong with beating a pillow?

 

[Space Stranger]

Have fun sleeping with the fishes. Now this is waifu material:

I may or may not have had a crush on her....

 

[Morbi]

I read that beating your girlfriend/wife/pillow is equally satisfying.

Spoiler

Am I a bad person for typing this...

It depends, "bad" is subjective. That being said, I am sure that domestic abuse is satisfying on the part of the abuser. Why else would they do it? I suppose sometimes you just need to put a ***** in her place.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Have fun sleeping with the fishes. Now this is waifu material:

I may or may not have had a crush on her....

I never stated Ariel was my fav

I did since I was 7

 

[FlareHabanero]

Seth sucks and is absolute ****.

#Hyde4lyfe

I ain't even mad, even though Hyde sort of bores me. Then again, I'm not normally a fan of the shotoclones characters.

 

[praline]

Well, there's this chinese place that opened 2 years ago that I've always been curious of. I don't have to worry about mexican, since my family loves it (even though were mexicans neither have lineage) and most days we dinner burritos or tacos.

Mine too Well, I'd definetely not put Ruto on mine (unlike Cliff). It's not that I don't like her, but I'm not into... fish people.

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Except Ariel, I freaking love her since I was 5 years old

I'd put Ruto on my list.

lol

 

[Kaye Cruiser]

I ain't even mad, even though Hyde sort of bores me. Then again, I'm not normally a fan of the shotoclones characters.

D'aaww, I was hoping you'd play along and we could just fake trash talk each other over the two. XD

Then again, I like Seth a lot so I guess that wasn't gonna wok anyway. ¦D

 

[Cap'nChreest]

No.
The best and most developed villain in all of Metroid lore is obviously Melissa Burgman/MB from Other M.

Just think about it.
Melissa Burgman = M.B.= Mother Brain!
Metroid Other M = M.O.M. = Mom = Mother = Mother BRAIN!!!

The subtlety is so god damn clever!

These are the things that make Other M the single best Metroid game. That and Anthony "Remembuh Me" Higgs.

Watashi wa, kore wa hinikudearu ka dō kani wa kaigi-tekida...

Moshi sōdeareba... Junbi o shi nasai.

 

[Space Stranger]

Miiverse is undergoing maintanaince, I feel bad for the intellectual users wh-

Okay so this one is mine...
Nvm...

 

[Themandme]

should I try to get hyrule warriors or smash u. I am really conflicted

 

[Morbi]

Miiverse is undergoing maintanaince, I feel bad for the intellectual users wh-

Okay so this one is mine...
Nvm...

RumorSmash's idea is not half bad, you are just a hater.

 

[Bedoop]

Watashi wa, kore wa hinikudearu ka dō kani wa kaigi-tekida...
Moshi sōdeareba... Junbi o shi nasai.

*grabs Head Mirror*
Why, @ Rocket Raccoon ...
GET YOUR ANIMU OUT OF HERE.​

LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT!!!

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Watashi wa, kore wa hinikudearu ka dō kani wa kaigi-tekida...
Moshi sōdeareba... Junbi o shi nasai.

STOP.

DOING.

THIS.

 

[praline]

should I try to get hyrule warriors or smash u. I am really conflicted

Smash U of course.

 

[KaBlamJamDan]

I would be mad about this but the people who do the Smash bros stuff for GamesRadar are idiots (They wanted Marth to be cut because "he's old news lol".

And literally complaining about the lack of D-pad controls for your review description is plain dumb.

 

[Morbi]

should I try to get hyrule warriors or smash u. I am really conflicted

Hyrule Warriors is the superior game by far, go with that one.

 

[Space Stranger]

RumorSmash's idea is not half bad, you are just a hater.

LIES! My idea of Metalboot the Bat replacing Sonic and Fox was GENUIS!

I'm still not sorry!

 

[VKatana]

Miiverse is undergoing maintanaince, I feel bad for the intellectual users wh-

Okay so this one is mine...
Nvm...

That first one is literally the most depressing thing I've ever ****ing seen on Miiverse... I genuinely hope that girl is trolling or now mentally stable.

 

[Digital Hazard]

STOP.

DOING.

THIS.

You're trying to do something in vain.

I would be mad about this but the people who do the Smash bros stuff for GamesRadar are idiots (They wanted Marth to be cut because "he's old news lol".

And literally complaining about the lack of D-pad controls for your review description is plain dumb.

And this is why game sites reviews can't be trusted.

 

[Frostwraith]

Looking at @ FlareHabanero 's signature, I remind myself of a strange inconsistency about Pit in KIU and Smash: he's left handed in Smash, but right handed in KIU.

In Kid Icarus: Uprising, he holds the bow on his left hand and aims with the right. In Smash, this is reversed: he holds the bow on the right hand and aims with the left hand. He uses the Upperdash Arm on his right hand in KIU, but on his left hand in Smash.

With the Three Sacred Treasures, he holds the mirror shield on the left and the bow on the right in Uprising, but it's reversed in Smash.

However, when fighting with dual blades (bifurcated bow), it's the same in both games. Normal grip on the right hand and reverse grip on the left.

The same applies to Dark Pit, but with one more oddity: he uses the Dark Pit Staff on the right hand in both games. So, I guess they're ambidextrous, having no preference on which hand they use? Seems to be the case.

@ Cap'nChreest Stop being wannabe weeaboo.

 

[TJ-Works]

I would be mad about this but the people who do the Smash bros stuff for GamesRadar are idiots (They wanted Marth to be cut because "he's old news lol".

And literally complaining about the lack of D-pad controls for your review description is plain dumb.

Do many people take their reviews seriosuly?

 

[Morbi]

That first one is literally the most depressing thing I've ever ****ing seen on Miiverse... I genuinely hope that girl is trolling or now mentally stable.

To be fair, she was right about one thing; that Mii is ugly.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

I would be mad about this but the people who do the Smash bros stuff for GamesRadar are idiots (They wanted Marth to be cut because "he's old news lol".
And literally complaining about the lack of D-pad controls for your review description is plain dumb.

GamesRadar. If you are going to make an entire series to one game. AT LEAST MAKE GIVE IT A GOOD REVIEW!

And Eurogamer can go screw themselves.

I have the urge to hit my head on something then beat someone up.

@ Cap'nChreest seems to fit that description.

 

[Digital Hazard]

That first one is literally the most depressing thing I've ever ****ing seen on Miiverse... I genuinely hope that girl is trolling or now mentally stable.

 

[Morbi]

GamesRadar. If you are going to make an entire series to one game. AT LEAST MAKE GIVE IT A GOOD REVIEW!

And Eurogamer can go screw themselves.

I have the urge to hit my head on something then beat someone up.

@ Cap'nChreest seems to fit that description.

Why should they give it a good review if it is a ****ty game?

 

[TewnLeenk]

I would be mad about this but the people who do the Smash bros stuff for GamesRadar are idiots (They wanted Marth to be cut because "he's old news lol".

And literally complaining about the lack of D-pad controls for your review description is plain dumb.

But all is right in the end.

 

[Space Stranger]

 

[FlareHabanero]

Looking at @ FlareHabanero 's signature, I remind myself of a strange inconsistency about Pit in KIU and Smash: he's left handed in Smash, but right handed in KIU.

In Kid Icarus: Uprising, he holds the bow on his left hand and aims with the right. In Smash, this is reversed: he holds the bow on the right hand and aims with the left hand. He uses the Upperdash Arm on his right hand in KIU, but on his left hand in Smash.

With the Three Sacred Treasures, he holds the mirror shield on the left and the bow on the right in Uprising, but it's reversed in Smash.

However, when fighting with dual blades (bifurcated bow), it's the same in both games. Normal grip on the right hand and reverse grip on the left.

The same applies to Dark Pit, but with one more oddity: he uses the Dark Pit Staff on the right hand in both games. So, I guess they're ambidextrous, having no preference on which hand they use? Seems to be the case.

It's basically the same logic as to why the incarnation of Link in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is right handed instead of the usual left handed, to parallel the fact that more people are right handed to emphasize the control scheme more. It's similar in Kid Icarus: Uprising, where Pit became right handed to parallel how the default control scheme is designed for right handed players. Hence why the inconsistency is there.

 

[The Light Music Club]

Been practicing vs Lv 9's in Free for All like crazy. I plan on doing well at Ellicot City, MD's tournament. I really am trying my best to win.

 

[Soul.]

I would be mad about this but the people who do the Smash bros stuff for GamesRadar are idiots (They wanted Marth to be cut because "he's old news lol".

And literally complaining about the lack of D-pad controls for your review description is plain dumb.

Nobody really cares about reviews. Most of the time they make no sense, focusing on the game's flaws rather what makes it a good game. IGN, for example, likes to criticize Nintendo games. Their PlayStation and Xbox game reviews have little to no criticism because they are so biased. Patches are a thing these days.

 

[Crescendo]

I'll probably be redundant but you guys shouldn't even bother with video game reviews.
No, really. Don't even give them the slightest bit of attention. That's what they want.

 

[Space Stranger]

Nobody really cares about reviews. Most of the time they make no sense, focusing on the game's flaws rather what makes it a good game. IGN, for example, likes to criticize Nintendo games. Their PlayStation and Xbox game reviews have little to no criticism because they are so biased. Patches are a thing these days.

Butt-kissing is a crucial skill of IGN.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

I'm watching this and I can't believe this happened.

 

[Frostwraith]

It's basically the same logic as to why the incarnation of Link in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is right handed instead of the usual left handed, to parallel the fact that more people are right handed to emphasize the control scheme more. It's similar in Kid Icarus: Uprising, where Pit became right handed to parallel how the default control scheme is designed for right handed players. Hence why the inconsistency is there.

Well, can't say I haven't thought of that. Actually, I think it's canon that Link is, indeed, ambidextrous, so it wouldn't be that surprising if Pit was too.

 

[Digital Hazard]

I'm watching this and I can't believe this happened.

 

[Space Stranger]

Anyone up for a MK8 race? I have nothing to do at the moment...

 

[Cap'nChreest]

@ Cap'nChreest Stop being wannabe weeaboo.

Sukunakutomo watashi wa honmono janai.

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[FlareHabanero]

Well, can't say I haven't thought of that. Actually, I think it's canon that Link is, indeed, ambidextrous, so it wouldn't be that surprising if Pit was too.

It wasn't clarified that Link is ambidextrous, and even if it was the case it may not involve every incarnation of Link.

Oh yeah, and Meta Knight also has that inconsistency, though in his case it's purely inconsistent instead of design.

 

[TJ-Works]

Well, can't say I haven't thought of that. Actually, I think it's canon that Link is, indeed, ambidextrous, so it wouldn't be that surprising if Pit was too.

I find it funny that there was a debate over Link's hand orientation in the first place. I'm more concerned how some Link incarnations know how to handle their first sword with no prior swordfighting experience in the first place. (Especially Toon Link)