Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[Deleted member]

Except I would deconstruct it.

The creature would have a child-like mentality, thinking killing humans (and other sentient beings if I decide it to be in a fantasy world) as fun.

When the world is destroyed, the creature would weep in sadness because all the source of fun would be out. One of the cultists would act as an adviser of sorts, telling it how destroying the world wouldn't bring eternal happiness.

Of course, the creature, being horribly naive, would stubbornly insist otherwise. (Then maybe could make dinner out of him because he's no fun by always reprimanding him. Adding a touch of black comedy wouldn't be a bad idea. The story would have to be engaging, after all.)

Even then, that isn't all that new, an absolute sociopath with the mind of a child.
Just take a look at the TF2s Pyro for example.

Of course it's mostly played for laughs, but the same principle still applies.

 

[JamesDNaux]

You're telling me that this isn't the epitome of dark, somber storytelling. Surely, good sir, you have no idea what you speak of.

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[Knight Dude]

A fanfic about Mario dating a toaster.

Toasted Plumbers: Crispy Romance! This film will make your heart nice and toasty. Rated PG-13.

An "Expendables" style action movie starring all the members of this thread.

The Smashers: Killing On A Thread!!! The world wanted heroes, well TOO BAD. Now 18 deadly mercs are looking to finish the deadliest mission of their lives! But can they work together after going solo for so long? Or will they kill each other before killing the CEO of DoucheJerk Corp. Find out next Summer!!!! Rated R.

 

[Muster]

When the world is destroyed, the creature would weep in sadness because all the source of fun would be out. One of the cultists would act as an adviser of sorts, telling it how destroying the world wouldn't bring eternal happiness.

So like that alternate ending timeline in DB:Tenkaichi where Fat Buu kills everyone and gets sad because he's lonely?

Quick give me more premises. I can make more terribad titles for them.

A sitcom with the cast of smash bros.

 

[Wario Bros.]

So when I was on the computer this morning before work doing my routine web surfing and was getting error messages when trying to access this site.

Did something amazing happened and caused a CrashBoards at that time?

 

[RamOne]

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'Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series'
Hello old friend, we meet again.

 

[8-peacock-8]

 

[TewnLeenk]

Toasted Plumbers: Crispy Romance! This film will make your heart nice and toasty. Rated PG-13.



The Smashers: Killing On A Thread!!! The world wanted heroes, well TOO BAD. Now 18 deadly mercs are looking to finish the deadliest mission of their lives! But can they work together after going solo for so long? Or will they kill each other before killing the CEO of DoucheJerk Corp. Find out next Summer!!!! Rated R.

Tewno and Juno keeps popping into my head and I keep laughing to myself.

 

[Frostwraith]

Even then, that isn't all that new, an absolute sociopath with the mind of a child.
Just take a look at the TF2s Pyro for example.

Of course it's mostly played for laughs, but the same principle still applies.

Yeah, but the child-like mentality is what I feel it's necessary for the deconstruction.

In the end, the protagonist wouldn't find satisfaction in meeting the goal.

Then again, I'm not good at storytelling. Hence, why I don't write stuff.

So like that alternate ending timeline in DB:Tenkaichi where Fat Buu kills everyone and gets sad because he's lonely?

Is there anything that hasn't been done before?

So when I was on the computer this morning before work doing my routine web surfing and was getting error messages when trying to access this site.

Did something amazing happened and caused a CrashBoards at that time?

I've also gotten a few errors too. Plus, the site is slower than usual.

 

[Knight Dude]

You want actual dark stories (as in, not "edgy" bullcrap)? Go watch/read Attack on Titan and Death Note.

I did watch all of Death Note. That show was good. I like Attack on Titan too.

If you want a Comic example, I'd say some stories starring Magneto or Deathstroke would work. You can understand the motivations of the characters perfectly, as their goals, while still ****ed up, are reasonable from two dudes who were pushed to the brink.

I would mention Venom too. But most stories where Venom/Eddie Brock is the main character put him more Anti-Hero view, as opposed to Villain Protagonist. And then there's Thomson Venom, who, while a good character, is more of a hero. But has a Hulk-like dynamic with the Venom suit. Since the Suit wants him to go around killing stuff.

 

[Knuckles the Knuckles]

I'm talking actual dark elements, not "LE EDGY SCUMBAG XD" crap.

I guess its because its easier to just joke about failed attempts then to think of some good examples of proper execution. Im actually all for games with darker tones and discussing them. Because then I could just rave about how good Souls and Kain series are.

 

[Ta1nted_4ngel29]

Sonic 'OC' characters should be illegal due to the auti.... cringeworthy fanfic stories behind them.

EDIT: Everything Sonic says is what goes through my head every time i see 'OC' characters.

I better not be the main villain.

Seeing as how I'm the the guy who makes fun of his fave band, it'll most likely be me.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm not creating an OC, this is just a fanfic featuring people who use this thread often.

Yeah, I'm aware. I'm just bad at stories in general.

 

[Kenith]

@ Jason the Yoshi and @ Frostwraith
You do realize Shadow the Hedgehog is marketed as a kid's game?
It's roughly in the same demographic as normal Sonic games, and compared to those, yes, it is dark.

Not to say it's "dark" overall.

 

[Lozjam]

HEY GUYS! I MADE AN OC! His name is Kuigi. He is Luigi's cousin and is Luigi's only friend now

 

[Knight Dude]

So like that alternate ending timeline in DB:Tenkaichi where Fat Buu kills everyone and gets sad because he's lonely?

A sitcom with the cast of smash bros.

Smash It To Me was filmed in front of a live audience.

: "Shulk hands off mah bread!"

:"But Falco, I'm really kneading it"

*Laugh track plays and freeze frame*

Credit's song.

 

[Soul.]

Sonic 'OC' characters should be illegal due to the auti.... cringeworthy fanfic stories behind them.

EDIT: Everything Sonic says is what goes through my head every time i see 'OC' characters.

Seeing as how I'm the the guy who makes fun of his fave band, it'll most likely be me.

That explains everything.

 

[Ta1nted_4ngel29]

@ Jason the Yoshi and @ Frostwraith
You do realize Shadow the Hedgehog is marketed as a kid's game?
It's roughly in the same demographic as normal Sonic games, and compared to those, yes, it is dark.

Not to say it's "dark" overall.

"I'm sending you straight to hell!" was the darkest thing in that game.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

I better not be the main villain.

If I did have a main villain, it would probably be someone created from my imagination, not a real person.

Am I in it?

I haven't finalized the cast, but I assure you that I will put you into consideration.

Sonic 'OC' characters should be illegal due to the auti.... cringeworthy fanfic stories behind them.

EDIT: Everything Sonic says is what goes through my head every time i see 'OC' characters.

Seeing as how I'm the the guy who makes fun of his fave band, it'll most likely be me.

Nah, you're not really the guy I'd say is fit for the title of villain.

And Nickelback isn't even my favorite band anyway. They're just one of the bands I listen to the most. I don't even have a favorite band either.

 

[ahannoush4]

Famitsu review score for SSB 3DS
http://nintendoeverything.com/famitsu-review-scores-9914-smash-bros-3ds/

if you don't feel like clicking the article it received a total score of 37/40 (10/9/9/9)

 

[Kenith]

"I'm sending you straight to hell!" was the darkest thing in that game.

...Yes, because immediately after he says that, he actually straight up murders Dr. Eggman.
I'm not saying it's the pinnacle of edgy storytelling (far from it) but its tone is not light in comparison to Sonic Heroes immediately preceding it.

Although I do find it funny that during the pure evil route you eviscerate a city with a space laser, only to discover everyone in it evacuated. Or that you chase and attempt to destroy the President's escape pod only for him to survive anyway.

 

[Frostwraith]

To change the subject, remember the stained glass character roster?

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The guy who did this is a very good artist.

 

[TewnLeenk]

To change the subject, remember the stained glass character roster?

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The guy who did this is a very good artist.

I always love seeing that thing get updated. It looks so good.

 

[Frostwraith]

I always love seeing that thing get updated. It looks so good.

Yeah. He recently made the alts (Male/Female variants and Alph) and has already made all the leaked characters yet to be revealed (the pixellated parts).

 

[TewnLeenk]

Yeah. He recently made the alts (Male/Female variants and Alph) and has already made all the leaked characters yet to be revealed (the pixellated parts).

I didn't even notice the Alph at first. That's awesome.

 

[Starcutter]

Kirby has a Monado?

 

[RamOne]

Kirby has a Monado?

Shulk's neutral B confirmed.

 

[Pazzo.]

To change the subject, remember the stained glass character roster?

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The guy who did this is a very good artist.

I love the Pac-Man and Robin glass. In fact, I love it all.

 

[The-Power-Within]

Off topic, but I got Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga today. :D Pretty fun, but that border jump is a pain in the *** the first few tries.

 

[Starcutter]

What's weird is that Kirby doesn't have Shulk's hair, only the Monado.


Item confirmed?

 

[Knight Dude]

No one else has any ideas? Well, alright.

To change the subject, remember the stained glass character roster?

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The guy who did this is a very good artist.

That does look pretty great though. I'm really liking Mega Man's, Fox's and Bowser's.

 

[Ta1nted_4ngel29]

Kirby has a Monado?

I guess Kirby's Bneutral is a Monado swing or something.

 

[RamOne]

Off topic, but I got Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga today. :D Pretty fun, but that border jump is a pain in the *** the first few tries.

Yup.

Spoiler

There's an optional harder one later in the game, You get nothing by beating it, though.

 

[Ta1nted_4ngel29]

Why is my student loan/grants taking so long? TT_TT I don't wanna wait another 9 business days for it.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

While I'm waiting for this next class, I'll use this time wisely to try out my new Tinder/Nearby app that I've found. I better find some non-yandere/creepy fangirls to talk to or else I'll break out the BAN Hammer. The overall reviews about the app are pretty mixed, so I'll see if this is truly better than that DateMySchool trash.

Why is my student loan/grants taking so long? TT_TT I don't wanna wait another 9 business days for it.

I feel you, sister. I'm waiting for my funds so that I'll be able to buy my games this fall and get some new swag clothes.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Kirby & Shulk double's teams are gonna be interesting. Kirby just became a even bigger threat!!

 

[Lozjam]

Guys.... Why is Smashboards crashing?

 

[Kenith]

What's weird is that Kirby doesn't have Shulk's hair, only the Monado.
Item confirmed?

I'm pretty sure it means the Monado stays on Kirby's back as a sign he's copied Shulk.
Which is extremely disappointing.

 

[RamOne]

Guys.... Why is Smashboards crashing?

Because of the happeningcalypse.

 

[Starcutter]

I'm pretty sure it means the Monado stays on Kirby's back as a sign he's copied Shulk.
Which is extremely disappointing.

Wait.... I just thought of something... KIRBY WITH MONADO ARTS OMG

that would be amazing.