Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[Superyoshiom]

Excuse me Mr. Frostwraith Mod, sir. May I have a 1 v 1 with you on October 4th pleeeeeaaaase?

Lemme join as well

 

[Substitution]

I would not be helping you at all by giving such stuff to you. It's bad for your health.

Unless you want my help to further approach the Gates to the Afterlife.

I prefer Purgatory thank you very much.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve food here sir, not pets.

 

[Substitution]

We serve food here sir, not pets.

Well why not? Maybe I want a dog. You don't know that.
I'm really beginning to question the quality of this restaurant.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

How may I help you, kind sirs?

I would like all 149 items on my online wishlist.

2 day shipping, as well. Thanks.

Oh, and also a Prius thrown in, if you please~

 

[PKmeloa]

We serve food here sir, not pets.

Shoot me in the head. Don't hold back.

 

[Knight Dude]

Why do I get the feeling that this "female designer" is just naughty Sakurai?

What, you...mean that Sakurai lied to us? No the designer is real! R....right?

(I just wanted an excuse to post this.)

 

[Lozjam]

Lemme join as well

I refuse. I am going to kill you on October 3rd

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

 

[PKmeloa]

Oh my god, not this song again lmao.

 

[TJ-Works]

Good night-time, guys. What's happening?

 

[Frostwraith]

Excuse me Mr. Frostwraith Mod, sir. May I have a 1 v 1 with you on October 4th pleeeeeaaaase?

As long as you get prepared to be schooled by the Evil King, yes, I accept your challenge.

I prefer Purgatory thank you very much.

I could send you there, if you prefer.

Eternal suffering is included.

I refuse. I am going to kill you on October 3rd

Well damn, someone's yandere for me.

Get that trash out of my lair this thread.

 

[Substitution]

I could send you there, if you prefer.

Eternal suffering is included.

Fine.
But if I'm not happy I'm giving a bad Yelp review.

 

[Digital Hazard]

We serve food here sir, not pets.

Then I would like a Mario and a Spider-Man cake replicas at full scale please.

Good night-time, guys. What's happening?

People fighting over restaurant orders and it's service.

 

[Lozjam]

As long as you get prepared to be schooled by the Evil King, yes, I accept your challenge.


I could send you there, if you prefer.

Eternal suffering is included.


Well damn, someone's yandere for me.


Get that trash out of my lair this thread.

I have the Hero of Time by my side, and I also have the heir to the Monado. I accept your challenge.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

As long as you get prepared to be schooled by the Evil King, yes, I accept your challenge.


I could send you there, if you prefer.

Eternal suffering is included.


Well damn, someone's yandere for me.


Get that trash out of my lair this thread.

Can't you infract him?

 

[YoshiSonic]

I've always wondered what happens in my pocket when I'm in the park.

Spoiler

 

[Substitution]

Can't you infract him?

For what exactly? Sure he can be on the irritating side, but it's not like he's done anything too overly offensive.

 

[TJ-Works]

I've always wondered what happens in my pocket when I'm in the park.

Spoiler

That explains everything. I just need to buy non-sentient earphones.

People fighting over restaurant orders and it's service.

What do you serve?

 

[FlareHabanero]

I would also like to fight against Frostwraith for friendly competitions.

Fire vs. Ice.

 

[Substitution]

People fighting over restaurant orders and it's service.

Well it's not my fault. They keep messing up my God-forsaken order!

 

[Superyoshiom]

I refuse. I am going to kill you on October 3rd

Ah, I see then

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Like McDonald's.

 

[Digital Hazard]

What do you serve?

Ask @ Frostwraith for that.

Well it's not my fault. They keep messing up my God-forsaken order!

Tell me about it, WHERE'S MAH SUPAIDAMAN CAKE!?!?

 

[Knight Dude]

Okay here's a couple more. It's sort of insane how some of these game cartoons get almost everything wrong. Well I liked the Mega Man Battle Network Cartoon as a kid. Don't get me started on the Mortal Kombat cartoon.

 

[Kenith]

Like McDonald's.

I do.

 

[Substitution]

Tell me about it, WHERE'S MAH SUPAIDAMAN CAKE!?!?

I don't know. I keep hearing things in the kitchen. Like "Humans must be killed!" and other such crap.

 

[Jords2Good]

I've always wondered what happens in my pocket when I'm in the park.

Spoiler

That was pretty funny, cause that ALWAYS happens when I put my earphones in my pocket.

 

[Digital Hazard]

I don't know. I keep hearing things in the kitchen. Like "Humans must be killed!" and other such crap.

I swear God the service is terrible, if it wasn't for that giant Samus in mud fighting Ivy Valentine statue on the center I would've left hours ago.

 

[Lozjam]

Ah, I see then

Your main of choice, which will probably be yoshi, will die a quick death

 

[Substitution]

I swear God the service is terrible, if it wasn't for that giant Samus in mud fighting Ivy Valentine statue on the center I would've left hours ago.

I'll probably leave in a bit. After a few choice words.

 

[Frostwraith]

Can't you infract him?

Am I petty now?

Ask @ Frostwraith for that.

Here are my goods (prices in brackets):
- Black roses (4 each)
- Scythes (13 each)
- Hourglasses (4 each)
- Coffins (413 each)

What currency, you ask? Whatever one, as long as the numbers match.

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

...The heck is going on here?

 

[PKmeloa]

...The heck is going on here?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

 

[Kenith]

that giant Samus in mud fighting Ivy Valentine statue

This could've been hot. Then you added Ivy.
Yuck.

 

[Substitution]

...The heck is going on here?

Awful restaurant service that's what happening.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Here are my goods (prices in brackets):
- Black roses (4 each)
- Scythes (13 each)
- Hourglasses (4 each)
- Coffins (413 each)

What currency, you ask? Whatever one, as long as the numbers match.

*Opens wallet* Well, I have some Rupees and Golden Coins.

 

[Frostwraith]

...The heck is going on here?

Live for a thousand years twice and you'll be a nanometer closer to the answer.

 

[The-Power-Within]

...The heck is going on here?

That's what I wondered myself. Apparently this place has turned into a restaurant.

 

[TJ-Works]

Am I petty now?


Here are my goods (prices in brackets):
- Black roses (4 each)
- Scythes (13 each)
- Hourglasses (4 each)
- Coffins (413 each)

What currency, you ask? Whatever one, as long as the numbers match.

Do you stock roses in blue?

And can I install cable television in my coffin?