Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[Ffamran]

Seeing the Ice Climbers makes me sad... I don't really care much for them, but it's sad to not see them return.

 

[mimgrim]

It's funny because when I got to my last 6 characters that I was lacking a custom move for, each character was on a different row and there are 6 rows in total.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

 

[mimgrim]

I swear that kid in the blue shirt is the one that played on the sitcom Full House as one of Michelle's friends.

 

[Ffamran]

As I'm supposed to finish Houseboy by Ferdinand Oyono, this stings since well, just read the book and you'll know why.

 

[Aurane]

I think we're better off just hating everyone equally because we'll get there faster. In fact, we might already be there.

 

[PLATINUM7]

I think we're better off just hating everyone equally because we'll get there faster. In fact, we might already be there.

So you're taking the Australian approach

 

[Deleted member]

So you're taking the Australian approach

I thought the Australian approach was being scared of everything because everything's trying to kill you

 

[Aurane]

So you're taking the Australian approach

If I were taking it the Australian approach, I'd be calling everyone mate and ride a kangaroo to various destinations.

Here, have a gift. From that side of the internet. Be warned, as it destroys the sensitive.

youtu.be/kS4sizCZHEE

 

[Ffamran]

I thought the Australian approach was being scared of everything because everything's trying to kill you

Don't trust wallabies. Never trust the cute mini-kangaroos.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Don't trust wallabies. Never trust the cute mini-kangaroos.

How can you not trust this?

 

[Logsmash]

How can you not trust this?

How can I trust this thing when it wears shoes but no pants?

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Rocko also works at a sex hotline place

 

[Radical Bones]

Rocko also works at a sex hotline place

Australia is a very open place. Most of our wallabies work in sex hotlines. Kangaroos are too busy as our form of public transport, while emu's are our countries police force. Don't even get me started on koala's...

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

Australia is a very open place. Most of our wallabies work in sex hotlines. Kangaroos are too busy as our form of public transport, while emu's are our countries police force. Don't even get me started on koala's...

And what of the Stonefish?

 

[FalKoopa]

What about the platypus?

 

[Rysir]

What about Bob?

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I'd ask about the Echidna, but we all know what it does

 

[Radical Bones]

And what of the Stonefish?

The Stonefish make their money through 'waste management'... which is to say they run a very successful mafia.

What about the platypus?

Well, they don't work too hard, however their bills make for excellent bottle openers.

 

[Deleted member]

What about Bob?

Bob's your uncle.

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

What about the platypus?

They're platypus. They don't do much.

 

[Rysir]

Bob's your uncle.

It was a reference to a Bill Murray movie, you failed the 90's era test.

 

[PLATINUM7]

And what of the Stonefish?

Sleeper agents

It was a reference to a Bill Murray movie, you failed the 90's era test.

Bob's your uncle is an Australian saying.
You failed the Australian lingo test

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Y'know, people say it's sexist when men stare and woman and say "compliments" to them and junk

and that women don't do the same with men, so it's some kind of double standard.

I, on the other hand, think that the reason women aren't doing it to men as well is because men aren't sexy

If they WERE women would do the same thing

 

[Rysir]

Sleeper agents

Bob's your uncle is an Australian saying.
You failed the Australian lingo test

Not sure that qualifies, I hear that saying pretty often here in the US.

 

[Deleted member]

Bob's your uncle is an Australian saying.
You failed the Australian lingo test

I knew it was a British saying, but I didn't know it was also used in Australia.
So my joke is also topical!

Not sure that qualifies, I hear that saying pretty often here in the US.

I never hear that saying.
Therefore you're not actually an American, now GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY YE DAMN FOREIGNER

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I've only heard that saying on TV, a cartoon maybe, and have no idea what it means

 

[Rysir]

I knew it was a British saying, but I didn't know it was also used in Australia.
So my joke is also topical!

I never hear that saying.
Therefore you're not actually an American, now GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY YE DAMN FOREIGNER

Just try and make me! You got nothing on my Hungarian power!

 

[PLATINUM7]

Well it is a common expression in both British and Commonwealth nations. It apparently originates from England and with the strong cultural ties, it's not suprising it has found common usage in Australia.

 

[Logsmash]

Then there's box jellyfish, cane toads, wolf spiders, blue-ringed octopus, sharks, crocodiles, and venomous snakes.

Huh, maybe people in Australia have reason to think everything is trying to kill them...

I've heard of "Bob's your uncle"! Then again I'm Canadian not American, so I guess that doesn't count since we're Commonwealth.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Then there's box jellyfish, cane toads, wolf spiders, blue-ringed octopus, sharks, crocodiles, and venomous snakes.

Huh, maybe people in Australia have reason to think everything is trying to kill them...

I've heard of "Bob's your uncle"! Then again I'm Canadian not American, so I guess that doesn't count since we're Commonwealth.

It's something people actually say?

 

[PLATINUM7]

Then there's box jellyfish, cane toads, wolf spiders, blue-ringed octopus, sharks, crocodiles, and venomous snakes.

Huh, maybe people in Australia have reason to think everything is trying to kill them...

I've heard of "Bob's your uncle"! Then again I'm Canadian not American, so I guess that doesn't count since we're Commonwealth.

Cane toads trying to kill people? I mean sure they are a nuisance but unless you're dumb enough to eat them or ingest anything they produce you'll be fine.

 

[FalKoopa]

I've never heard of "Bob's your uncle", well English is not my first language either.

 

[Croph]

Y'know, people say it's sexist when men stare and woman and say "compliments" to them and junk

and that women don't do the same with men, so it's some kind of double standard.

I, on the other hand, think that the reason women aren't doing it to men as well is because men aren't sexy

If they WERE women would do the same thing

Oh believe me, I stare at men all the time.

OH, I'M SORRY if I see shirtless guy wearing a toque in hot August, with wavy blonde hair to his shoulders, and wearing low pants standing next to me in line at the corner store, of course I'm going to stare at him!

Spoiler

I'M JOKING. I don't like to stare at people... I think it's kinda rude. But seriously... Canadian fashion these days.

 

[Deleted member]

Cane toads trying to kill people? I mean sure they are a nuisance but unless you're dumb enough to eat them or ingest anything they produce you'll be fine.

I'm pretty sure everyone is aware that most of the native animals in Australia are not, in fact, out to kill you.










At least that's what they want you to think.

 

[Knuckles the Knuckles]

Ive heard "Bob's your uncle" before, in movies and stuff, but never really got it.

 

[Yonder]

I don't know whether to buy Final Fantasy Curtain Call or Pokemon Alpha Sapphire with my E Shop card. I'm too cheap for both...any advice? Curtain Call sounds like so much value with 200+ FF songs to play, and I'm hoping AS is an upgrade from Pokemon X in the 3D pokemon games somehow...

Hmm...I'm so torn.

 

[PLATINUM7]

I'm pretty sure everyone is aware that most of the native animals in Australia are not, in fact, out to kill you.










At least, that's what they want you to think.

Cane toads aren't native, they are an introduced pest

Ive heard "Bob's your uncle" before, in movies and stuff, but never really got it.

It is analogous to 'voila' or 'presto'. It is generally used to conclude a set of simple instructions or an explanation/summary

 

[Logsmash]

It's something people actually say?

Well, not so much anymore I don't think. It's the sort of thing I'd be more likely to hear from my parents or grandparents than from someone my own age, and even then you don't hear it very often.

Edit: Look at Platinum's definition, that makes way more sense than what I was babbling about.

 

[Deleted member]

It is analogous to 'voila' or 'presto'. It is generally used to conclude a set of simple instructions or an explanation/summary

You took that straight from Wikipedia.