My life is strange.
A 15-YO Lazy Guy who has the attention span of a Racecar in a Fire who's obsessed with Tiny Frogs from a certain video game staring a certain limbless man and said tiny frogs always say "Bedoop" whichiswhereIgotmyBedoop-Mantitlefrom,takenotes and Ninjas, and Robots, and Robit Mastahs, who's Sister does nothing but sit in her room and stare at her computer and her collection of EVERY SINGLE RABBIDS GAME AS WELL AS FIGURINES, PLUSHIES AND OTHER GAMES, his best friends are a Japan-Obsessed-Yet-Also-Canadian-Toad-who-always-calls-me-"Evan-san"-not-sure-why and a Paper-Yet-Awesome Guy, and all this 15-YO Lazy Guy does is sit around and play video games, draw stupid crap on Miiverse and pokes around in Smashboards all for the sake of making a certain Raccoon and Bee as irritated as Possible just for fun, do WAY overboard jokes about a Clone who they'll probably never be playing as despite him being their childhood hero, and made an ENTIRE FREAKING GUIDE OF MARIO KART 7 JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, tricked Miiverse into thinking they went to SPACE AND BACK (and they fell for it) (twice), always exxagerates over the smallest things, loses a glowing white object in a pitch-black room and can't find it, gets jumpscared in an instant, and currently has an ingrown toenail AND a toe infection IN THE SAME TOE, is obsessed with a game that his parent BANNED HIM FROM (looking at you, TF2 bby) and his current computer can handle DS Games at 60FPS but can barely handle Mari0, and has the grueling wait of getting the sequel to Super Smash Bros. just to do nothing but taunt party on For Fun and maybe go on For Glory.
Such is the life of Bedoop-Man.
And THAT was my Paragraph for the next few months.
I already did a Poem and a Selfie this month aswell so don't tell me what to do.
Shush.