So you're definition of Nonplayable is harder Gameplay? 'Lright.
Okay seriously though, I've played Splatoon, let's understand that, and I played the game specifically without Motion controls cause it was messing up my shots. Just because it's better for you doesn't mean it's better for me.
Also I can compare Inkstrikes to BOII's lightning strikes, and for those you place three. And it doesn't take that long to place them. Pick your destination, RIP. If you're fast on your buttons and know your maps, it's not slow at all.
I gotta reheat my dinner now...