AfroQT
Smash Master
Greetings peon!
Not only do i have an afro, but it is also in the shape of a crown!
--King Afro, Slayer of Redhalberd, Teacher of Shaky, Best player in Florida
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Not only do i have an afro, but it is also in the shape of a crown!
--King Afro, Slayer of Redhalberd, Teacher of Shaky, Best player in Florida
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[FBC] ESAM
Smash Legend
Your afro clearly is NOT in the shape of a crown...
last time i saw king afro
he was on the streets of the georgian capital
he needed substance
he asked me where one could procure such a divinely feast
i told him
"the cnn building"
he asks me what such a thing is
i tell him the building with giantass red letters C N N in this order
he is not amused
he bought chick-fil-a iirc
the moral of this story is
well there rly arent any morals
the point is
how can afro be a king when he cannot see between his legs as he always walks with eyes to the sky yet cannot see birds in his vicinity
how is he to lead when he knows nothing of his kingdom and ppl
i mean obv he just wants
chicken and waffle fries all day
but in times of distress the king must be powerful
not trying to ask if he can have the party platter
obv
he was on the streets of the georgian capital
he needed substance
he asked me where one could procure such a divinely feast
i told him
"the cnn building"
he asks me what such a thing is
i tell him the building with giantass red letters C N N in this order
he is not amused
he bought chick-fil-a iirc
the moral of this story is
well there rly arent any morals
the point is
how can afro be a king when he cannot see between his legs as he always walks with eyes to the sky yet cannot see birds in his vicinity
how is he to lead when he knows nothing of his kingdom and ppl
i mean obv he just wants
chicken and waffle fries all daybut in times of distress the king must be powerful
not trying to ask if he can have the party platter
obv
AfroQT
Smash Master
oh holy **** i know who you are now rofllllllast time i saw king afro
he was on the streets of the georgian capital
he needed substance
he asked me where one could procure such a divinely feast
i told him
"the cnn building"
he asks me what such a thing is
i tell him the building with giantass red letters C N N in this order
he is not amused
he bought chick-fil-a iirc
the moral of this story is
well there rly arent any morals
the point is
how can afro be a king when he cannot see between his legs as he always walks with eyes to the sky yet cannot see birds in his vicinity
how is he to lead when he knows nothing of his kingdom and ppl
i mean obv he just wants
but in times of distress the king must be powerful
not trying to ask if he can have the party platter
obv
Im still king tho.
Maybe i'll go to impact clash iunno.
Whens the next one.
That's cheating.
Look at my name.
But I'm a usurper. D:
Look at my name.
But I'm a usurper. D: