I just took a shower because I didn't have time this morning. I had a half hour shower. I get in the shower and shampoo my hair. I'm like "Sure...", so I shampoo again. Then I decide to condition my hair since I have amazingly soft hair, why not make it softer and more lovable? So I do that. I just chill for a bit in the shower then I get out. After that I brush my teeth for da lulz. I get my razer and shaving gel out. First, I shave my mini-beard, then I get both my sideburns and mini-chops. I get my 'stache next. I feel sexy.