Sheik's sonnet

[choknater]

The Meaning of a Wise Transformation

by choknater

My breasts be strangled, legs agape for thee
Puffed gown, white veil come off for this event.
Not that thou penetrate divinity,
I force you in, your manhood I am lent.

Let this be vengeance, charcoal-painted boars
And puny virgin boys, light skinned with caps,
With force I stake thine fleshes to the floor
With needles. Mounting thee, I add, with slaps.

‘Tis curious to violate the male.
To rob him of his pleasure, woman must
Relieve man his control, fragile and frail,
Between the crushing tilted thighs, locked just.

Unholy it shall be, this chic façade
That ***** my soul from goddess into god.

Spoiler

8,000th post

 

[Palafrak the valiant]

The drill that pierces the heavens, can no
longer pierce my harbor. I AM A MAN!!!!

 

[embracethe12]

LMAO

NO INFRACTION WILL BE GIVEN
caps

 

[choknater]

i wanted it to be sexual. it's the best way to describe sheik's playstyle

 

[Kouryuu]

What the.. ? No it isn't lol. If you haven't noticed, Sheik's play style is modeled after a ninja.

 

[Grunt]

no it's modeled after a kinky, thigh smacking, bisexual ninja.

 

[choknater]

you think you know more than be about sheik's play style fool? lol

 

[Tristan_win]

Win

10sexualsuggestiveninjas

 

[Grunt]

If she were modeled after a Ninja, you would never see her, and she would be banned because she'd assassinate the opponent the second the match starts.

 

[Charoo]

beautiful!

 

[EdreesesPieces]

Wow Andre, this is amazing O_O Nice work...!! I wish I could write sonnets. I've actually never tried but maybe I should.

 

[hurricaneap60]

there is no better way to describe tilt locking.

 

[NeoDeath]

That was very creative...and at the same time very disturbing to think of sheik doing all that stuff lolz

 

[choknater]

beautiful!

you're beautiful champ

Wow Andre, this is amazing O_O Nice work...!! I wish I could write sonnets. I've actually never tried but maybe I should.

ah thanks! it's like the most challenging poetry format so i wanted to try it. i'm gonna try other easier stuff, like maybe a limerick for luigi or something. sonnet is really hard but i'll write another one if i'm feeling inspired enough. i had to do it for sheik cuz she is the best : )

there is no better way to describe tilt locking.

haha yes thank you

That was very creative...and at the same time very disturbing to think of sheik doing all that stuff lolz

oh, but she does it every time she plays a match ;D

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

This is by far my favourite sonnet about a magical sex change EVER!

on a serious note. goo job Chok... I'd rather see it in plain english, sonets don't HAVE to switch into that cryptic, poetic language, but it is still very nice.

 

[choknater]

zelda is royalty so i wanted to do it hahah

 

[JackieRabbit5]

shes only sexy in a mysterious kinda way...otherwise unassuming

anyways it was creative i'll give u that heh

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

zelda is royalty so i wanted to do it hahah

yes. I imagine Zelda WOULD be quite capable of putting on that aloof aristocratic facade in transactions with those of high social standing. But I also think Zelda really IS a people's princess at heart. I think she'd be quite capable of being with her people and coming off as "normal"

maybe that's just me though

 

[The Great Leon]

HOLEEEEY ****
choknater youre a beast
im gonna go play brawl with one hand

Spoiler

ill be masturbating with the other