Shadows of the East: An MD/VA Crew

[Kawaii Poyo]

I've decided since no one wants me, I'll make my own crew, I'm sure SOME (very few) people from MD/VA like me lol.

Anyway to get down to business.

Kawaii Poyo presents

SHADOWS OF THE EAST


The crew members (only one atm LOL)

Kawaii Poyo

Status: Active, Crew Leader and Founder

State: Maryland

Characters:

Biography: Kawaii Poyo is perhaps the most hated smasher in MD/VA, second only to Inui on the entire East Coast. You either hate him or love him. His sense of humor appeals his fellow trolls however he is often told to STFU. He is a horrible trash talker, however he's loud and hilarious. He is known for trash talking out of staters, mainly smashers from Jersey. He is a Kirby main trying to quit his secondaries so he can improve his Kirby however he has a hard time getting motivated to play his main so he often plays his secondaries in friendlies and MMs. Due to having NO ONE to smash with and due to his age he has ride/job johns he can't due much about his situation. Wi-Fi is out of the question for him, and at the moment his Wii is f*cked and won't read Brawl. He mains Kirby because he likes him, not cause he's good, he can usually be identified by carrying a Kirby plush with him to tourneys. He doesn't have many loved ones, Poyo has dedicated his life to smash and if he had a ride he would gladly attend a smash tournament over a relative's funeral without hesitation. He's dedicated but bad...is it all just a lost cause?

In the PokeHacking and NetBattle community, Kawaii Poyo is known as Squirtle the Master.


Thats about it for now, we'll see if this crew dies or developz :D

 

[718_ROOKI3]

It's amazing how no one posts in this like they did not read it...

Poyo do ya thing son son...

 

[thesage]

Poyo, will you Kutner yourself?

 

[TheTantalus]

wow house reference

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

wow house reference

house reference? ...what? What do juu mean? If house is a show then its coincidencial. I only watch Naruto. I watched Survivor: Gabon, but only that season.

 

[TheTantalus]

no sage made a house reference

kutner kills himself on the show

 

[JCaesar]

I only watch Naruto.

Just when I thought your life couldn't possibly be any more pathetic and sad...

 

[kirbstir]

Believe it

 

[g-regulate]

this is not how crews are formed

 

[thesage]

House has been going downhill for so long. I have a hard time deciding between watching a rerun of NCIS or a new episode of house. The current season has just been terrible. Cameron dating Kutner WTF?

 

[SOVAman]

crew battle???????

 

[jjvirus]

Just when I thought your life couldn't possibly be any more pathetic and sad...

lmao that was mean jcz XD

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

this is not how crews are formed

Yeah but I'm desperate.

Also, I take that back, I don't ONLY watch Naruto, I also watch Hoshi no Kaabii (Kirby of the Stars) but they only have one person subbing the anime so an episode only gets subbed like once every 4 monthz LOL

 

[thesage]

Yeah but I'm desperate.

Also, I take that back, I don't ONLY watch Naruto, I also watch Hoshi no Kaabii (Kirby of the Stars) but they only have one person subbing the anime so an episode only gets subbed like once every 4 monthz LOL

Just when I thought your life couldn't possibly be any more pathetic and sad...

..........

 

[TheTantalus]

mods will close the hilarious spam topics, but not close this obvious waste of time

FAIL LOGIC

anyways, poyo, find something to do during the day

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

mods will close the hilarious spam topics, but not close this obvious waste of time

FAIL LOGIC

anyways, poyo, find something to do during the day

Letz MM, R.O.B. dittoz. Letz gosterz. Don't dis teh Shadows of teh East, aka me as I'm the only one in it.

 

[JCaesar]

june is better than you...

 

[KORNNNNN~]

dude.. June is clearly better than you D:

EDIT: LOOOOOOOOOL I love how me and JC post at the same time + same stuff <3 !!

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

june is better than you...

Yeah, but I'm bad. I edited the post though, I decided to leave June out of it as this deals with Tantalus.

But really Tantalus, don't f*ck with me or I'll 3-stock your azz. You're cool and all but don't go rippin on my crew for no reason.

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

dude.. June is clearly better than you D:

EDIT: LOOOOOOOOOL I love how me and JC post at the same time + same stuff <3 !!

He beat my R.O.B. my secondary. I edited it out to try to be nice since this doesn't involve Chillin but letz face it. IMO June is a scrub and I don't care what anyone says. And you're scared to MM me again cause you'll get a PM from Chu, LOL

Just do the MM or don't **** talk me, my G&W vs your MK, hell use anyone you want, I'm going G&W on your azz

I'll MM June again this time I'll go G&W on his azz. Honestly, June is NOT GOOD. He beatz Slikvik in MMs but its just character advantage, seriously, Slikvik may lose to him with Wario but DK rapez Wario. Slik still does much better than him in tourney. Slik, if you're reading this, next time you MM June, GO G&W on his azz. I'll MM him with G&W. DK vs G&W.

 

[TheTantalus]

Poyo stop, really

this is a joke, i mean, my own crew thread is a joke, if you can't admit this is a joke then you have a major problem

I'd love to try and help you with it, but your attitude is blocking everything. You don't want to be helped. You don't want to do better, in your mind you still want to hold yourself back and have reason to complain. And it's disgusting.

3 stock me lol, too good, you're crazy kid

 

[KORNNNNN~]

sorry but i don't like to take your dad's money

or i could just beat you again then give my money to cool zander

lol your choice

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

sorry but i don't like to take your dad's money

or i could just beat you again then give my money to cool zander

lol your choice

Korn, actually atm, I'm broke, but I'm gonna get my OWN money, I'm actually selling my own **** on eBay, I'll MM you with the money I get from that.

Yeah Tantalus, you are right, I need to stop johning about money. I have so much **** I don't even use around my house that I could be selling and using that money for tourneyz.

And if you peepz are wondering why I do rip on june so much, its simple...

HE PLAYZ DONKEY KONG! I like DK smash and bonk, they're cool but I don't even know june, all I know is he plays one of my most hated characterz.

Honestly, my bro was playing DK for a time and I felt like killing myself, honestly I couldn't stand his DK. I have NEVER beaten a DK in my ENTIRE life unless I nado the f*ck out of them. I only hate Snake on Wi-Fi, he's annoying IRL but I can handle him, if the Snake beatz me, that just means that they are better than me. Diddy is also hard for me on Wi-Fi. But I'm bad against DK, like BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD offline too.

 

[Rang3]

Attention, as a land mark moment for the crew be on the look out for this coming event:

Chu and Poyo present - Bombz FINAL bi-weekly


Alright you guyz, this is my Chu Datz Bombz FINAL bi-weekly! I'll be chillin with you mangz as Poyo blows everything up in sight! Except the mirrorz! LOLZ!

last one alive wins, Azen fee applies for slow dying, quick deaths only mangzzzz!!!

 

[jjvirus]

Wow Poyo. The respect I had for you just went out the window. Clearly you're alone on you're thoughts as no one else thinks June is as bad as you say. Go back to the Dojo results thread. You'll see people see potential in June, hes good. Sure he may not be the best but at least hes not an arrogant troll that can't get it with through his thick *** skull that no one wants you posting useless trash just cause you can't find a ****ing friend besides that ****ing doll and hardrive full of ****ing hentai. Don't **** with mah d00 June <_<

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: gri3f and rags house
Posts: 2


2006, 2 postz...WUT?! XD

And JJ, if June actually is a cool kid I'll stop flaming him, but I don't know him and I have nothing against him EXCEPT that he playz DK.

 

[TheTantalus]

june is part of my crew, he's cool

 

[KORNNNNN~]

JJ, everyone

why don't we just ignore this kid.

let him talk.. i'm sure 21371073192879312 people would join this amazing crew, i would like to get out from Cootoriginals to join this crew as well

D: lmao

 

[jjvirus]

Lo siento. It just happens <____<

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

Yeah, I suppose so. I shouldn't flame on someone cause they play a character I have issues with. But I've been scared by DK ever since a certain Wi-Fi match. I was playing this DK, I was MK, he was at 147%, I was at 62%, he full punches me from ONE SIDE OF THE SMASHVILLE TO DEATH!!!

Maybe itz bad DI, or maybe since its fully charged it should've killed. But yeah, I can't stand DK, but I shouldn't flame on someone cause of their main. Regardless, I really don't think June is that good, I'm not trying to be rude, but he's overhyped, he's not on the same level as DSF but its the same concept, people think he's much better than he really is. This is my honest opinion, I think June is an average smasher but nothing special.

 

[thesage]

I thought June mained Lucario =/

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

I thought June mained Lucario =/

He does but he secondaries DK

 

[thesage]

So you hate him for his 2nd?

>_>;

Why would you hate somebody based off of their main?

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

I don't HATE him, I just don't like, not to be confused with dislike, I don't like nor dislike him him whereas I love nearly everyone from MD/VA (no homo lol).

I have problems with DK lol

Also, Tant, by saying your crew is a joke, you do realize how much that is f*cking over your crew matez. Even if it is, thats like telling them they suck, but in a nice way, even though your crew has some pretty decent smashers in it. Honestly, telling me my crew is a joke is the same way of saying that I suck, I mean I do but...

Fine you can say this crew is a joke w/e but still, I take smash VERY seriously. My life is pretty much based around smash and when I said I would rather attend I smash tourney rather than attend a relative's funeral, I wasn't f*cking around.

I will admit, I have grown to like my family recently, but not love or as close as most people. And I would still attend a smash tourney (if I had a ride) over any one of their funerals. I care about the smash community more than my own family.

 

[KORNNNNN~]

So you hate him for his 2nd?

>_>;

Why would you hate somebody based off of their main?

what do you expect, it's poyo.

worst smasher in md/va that doesn't know when to stfu.

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and sure i'll MM you for whatever amount :o

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

$5, I'll use G&W and Kirby. I wanna fight your MK

Also, I've finally found a title for myself.

Poyo: The Heartless Smasher

Too gudz, too gudz

 

[thesage]

Poyo, I'll mm you next time I see you. Set w/e price you like.

 

[Kawaii Poyo]

Poyo, I'll mm you next time I see you. Set w/e price you like.

Alright, $2.

Low Tier, MM, I'll use Yoshi, you go Ness.

 

[thesage]

Sure. I don't mind if you want to raise the bet.

 

[BMX]

Dude... I'll wreck this crew.

The Heartless Smasher still owes me a Kirby V. Wario $20 MM.

This is a joke crew. Seriously... A JOKE! like Kirby! lmao.