S@X 64 Weeklies In Baltimore, MD Every Monday

[Shears]

Well first off, my tongue is the key to every chastity belt, so that's no issue. Secondly, were you going to have a threesome with your brother? I'm an only child, so maybe that seems a bit stranger than what it actually is. I'd like to hear others thoughts on the matter. In any case, thanks for letting us crash at your place if I strike out with any gilfs at the bar.

Yeah well the chick wanted to be double teamed by twins so we weren't going to say no, got to make dreams come true. Her friend kicked us out of the taxi though.

 

[anonymouschris01]

Ok twins is a little less incesty, even if it's dudes I guess. Well I'm sorry your dreams couldn't come true that night, but hey there is always tomorrow.

 

[Shears]

Ok twins is a little less incesty, even if it's dudes I guess. Well I'm sorry your dreams couldn't come true that night, but hey there is always tomorrow.

Her dreams. Every little girl dreams of growing up and being degraded by twins when she's in her mid 30s and still never married.

 

[anonymouschris01]

Her dreams. Every little girl dreams of growing up and being degraded by twins when she's in her mid 30s and still never married.

Ya I remember when your mom went through that phase, BURN!!

 

[Yobolight]

Are there friendlies at Xanadu?

 

[Shears]

Are there friendlies at Xanadu?

Yeah I get there around 6 and we play friendlies until bracket around 830 and after the first round of matches we usually have a friendly setup to use.

If you have a console feel free to bring one.

 

[Yobolight]

Yeah I get there around 6 and we play friendlies until bracket around 830 and after the first round of matches we usually have a friendly setup to use.

If you have a console feel free to bring one.

Better get on my way then!

Is there food nearby?

 

[Shears]

Results from last nights Xanadu. Yobolight came up and had a surprising performance. There were a few upsets last night. Nintendude ended up dropping out of the bracket after he was sent to losers so he could focus on melee and beating westballz hence his last place finish. A few PA guys came down again and a few new entrants as well.

https://advancedbrackets.com/viewTournament.aspx?id=7389

1 LD
2 Shears
3 Bark the Shark
4 Yobo
5 Daniel
5 DarkHorse
7 V
7 Q!
9 Frame
9 Stevie G
9 Apparition
9 The Protagonist
13 Sunflower
13 MasterHandJob
13 Squeak
13 RoboticPhish
17 Sloth
17 VGz.Nintendude (dropped out of losers bracket)

 

[Yobolight]

Fun tournament. Glad im not too rusty. Ill come back sometime, maybe next week.

Ill make sure to be hydrated too.

 

[Shears]

http://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3aei9n/all_videos_from_smash_64_xanadu_61715_are_up/

 

[Shears]

@ Yobolight hand cramp from shield breaking with Yoshi. First reaction, eat hand. #YoboFail

http://gfycat.com/GreenHonestHammerheadshark

 

[Fireblaster]

@ Yobolight hand cramp from shield breaking with Yoshi. First reaction, eat hand. #YoboFail

http://gfycat.com/GreenHonestHammerheadshark

That's awful lol

someone send that guy some HAND EXERCISES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiRC80FJbHU

 

[Sangoku]

Wouldn't have happened if he used R I guess

 

[Shears]

That's awful lol

someone send that guy some HAND EXERCISES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiRC80FJbHU

I have a shake weight I can let him borrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCPZfdkRTSE

 

[Yobolight]

Apparently my misfortunes are on Reddit now
http://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3agtlj/yobos_yoshi_breaks_shield_hand_cramps_proceeds_to/

 

[Shears]

Results from last nights Xanadu. PA had a big showing as they had several people come down. Still have work to do if they want to hang with MDVA though.

https://advancedbrackets.com/viewTournament.aspx?id=7390

1 LD
2 Darkhorse
3 Bark The Shark
4 Shears
5 Breakthrough
5 Yobolight
7 Daniel
7 Q!
9 The Protagonist
9 V
9 Chris
9 Basic
13 CannonsGoBoOmFaN
13 Apparition
13 Frame
13 droc
17 Sloth
17 Stannis

Next week is $1 low tier night where our top 10 in the power rankings have to use low tier characters. This will be the last low tier before smash con, the next low tier will be the week after smash con.

 

[MasterSplinter]

I very badly want to come to one of these sometime during the summer. I am not incredibly good at this game but it would be fun to drive down and play with everyone. And you said friendlies start at around 6?

 

[Shears]

I very badly want to come to one of these sometime during the summer. I am not incredibly good at this game but it would be fun to drive down and play with everyone. And you said friendlies start at around 6?

Yes. There are a lot of PA guys that come down from your area so check in with them to see about carpooling.

 

[Yobolight]

Next week is $1 low tier night where our top 10 in the power rankings have to use low tier characters. This will be the last low tier before smash con, the next low tier will be the week after smash con.

Would I have to use a low tier?

I've only been to two tournaments so I'm not ranked right?

 

[Shears]

Would I have to use a low tier?

I've only been to two tournaments so I'm not ranked right?

http://elorankings.com/rankings.aspx?id=1

Click View Qualified Rankings. If you're in the top 10 you have to use a low tier.

So yeah, you have to use a low tier. Either Ness, Luigi, Link, Samus, or DK. Don't worry its only $1 for bracket and other than DarkHorse everyone gets eliminated early. LD usually gets like last.

 

[Shears]

Last weeks videos are up.

http://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3b7ago/all_videos_from_smash_64_xanadu_62415_are_up/

Reminder, this upcoming Xanadu bracket starts at 8pm not 830pm. We have been getting bigger and now we need more time to finish the bracket. Also, next week is $1 low tier.

 

[anonymouschris01]

Baasic for apex 2016 commentary.

 

[Dark Horse]

CannonsGoBoOmFaN for best commentary. bahahaha

 

[Dark Horse]

Highlight from 6/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi7fDpm1D5s

 

[anonymouschris01]

I'm getting top three tonight. Beware my luigi.

 

[Shears]

I'm getting top three tonight. Beware my luigi.

You won't be forced to use low tier, so you can use whoever.

 

[anonymouschris01]

You won't be forced to use low tier, so you can use whoever.

I actually prefer my luigi against low tier characters.

 

[Shears]

Results from last nights low tier tournament. DarkHorse and Yobolight had a really close and exciting grand finals. Shoutouts to chuliodance/daniels, the surprise mystery guest, who was also the guy who bought us a mic headset for stream.

https://advancedbrackets.com/viewTournament.aspx?id=7391

1 SDKFCTAC | DarkHorse
2 Yobolight
3 The Protagonist
4 LD
5 SDKFCTAC | Shears
5 V
7 MasterHandJob
7 Wenbo
9 BDSM | Daniel
9 Vist
9 Trash
9 Frame
13 Sloth
13 Chris
13 Arcana
13 Justbngoode
17 Daniels
17 RoboticPhish
17 Gomp
17 Apparition
17 barricuda
17 BZ

 

[Malkasaur]

I play on getting Top 8 when I go there next week. Until then, I'll be practicing. Also, I called DarkHorse winning.

 

[Dark Horse]

All videos from Smash @ Xanadu 7/1 are up!

Full Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8UrQ3AgCZH9pgQxUoizafAq2nUzeCkLZ

Grand Finals: https://youtu.be/-XLFlYu5AjA?list=PL8UrQ3AgCZH9pgQxUoizafAq2nUzeCkLZ

like/share/enjoy

 

[Shears]

Vids from last weeks Xanadu.

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3dn0my/all_videos_from_smash_64_xanadu_71515_are_up/

 

[Malkasaur]

Coming to Xanadu today. Anyone interested in buying my N64 for $20-$25? i need money to buy an adapter for smash con.

 

[Bark Sanchez]

Coming to Xanadu today. Anyone interested in buying my N64 for $20-$25? i need money to buy an adapter for smash con.

Don't forget to bring it next week, I definitely need a 64

 

[Malkasaur]

Alright so, Smash Con is in a week. If I order an adapter now, will it arive before then?

 

[Shears]

Alright so, Smash Con is in a week. If I order an adapter now, will it arive before then?

Yeah almost definitely.

 

[Shears]

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3fn098/smash_64_xanadu_2015_highlight_video/

 

[Yobolight]

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3fn098/smash_64_xanadu_2015_highlight_video/

Pretty strange choice for the gameplay included of my Ness. This was my favorite.
https://youtu.be/FlEYr2A-UT4?t=5m58s

 

[Malkasaur]

Don't forget to bring it next week, I definitely need a 64

Sorry I wasn't there. I'm 100% sure I'll be there tommorow.

 

[Shears]

Sorry I wasn't there. I'm 100% sure I'll be there tommorow.

Bring that console.

 

[Malkasaur]

Bring that console.

ON IT!