Not sure what I'm more disappointed in. The thread or the troll itself.
On the one hand, you guys should all know better. 2014 and the ol' "herp, Nintendo remaking nothing but ****" still manages to send this place into a frenzy. Either a lot of us here are either new or simply naive if that's all it takes to suddenly declare someone as "The next DivineDeity".
On the other hand, the level of uncreativity in that troll attempt, however, leaves me disappointed. I do enjoy a good troll every now and then. It's a skillset to be able to upset and entire group of people at once with words and logic that are either so bad it's hard to swallow as fake, or so good that people react in outrage simply because something totally controversial has no objectively solid counterpoint. Going down the "Wii U sucks because same Mario games" route is just so lazy. Any 7 year old could say that and giggle to himself. At least put in the effort to be either creative or clever, you know? Like, targeting the Wii U's diminishing 3rd-party support. Yeah, something like that would have been better. A troll that goes for shock value isn't any fun for anyone else. It's the clever trolls that rustle people's jimmies with a point that has believability to it (either in the form of its sincerity or backdraft-potent facts). Trolls I wish there were more of than the usual "u mad?" slop...
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And, uh, yeah. Shame on everyone. Except me EHUEHUEHUE.