Rock. Paper. Banana!

[The Dinkoman]

Kratos eats the feast and gets really fat and immobilized.

 

[Fluttershy]

Kratos goes on a mission and loses weight as well as getting back in shape

 

[pawndidater2]

krato2 2uddenly realize2 he2 a crappy copy 2ome giirl made for her DnD game, of whiich ii am the dungeon ma2ter

 

[Mari]

RESET!!!

Insert Diddy Kong here.

 

[Fluttershy]

diddy slips on his own banana

 

[pawndidater2]

kiill the banana. wiith fiire

 

[Fluttershy]

Blastiose used hydro pump

 

[FalKoopa]

Pikachu uses Thunder.

 

[Scinn]

Self destruct CRITICAL HIT! (wat)

 

[Fluttershy]

Haunter hehehehehehehehe

 

[pawndidater2]

luiigii'2 man2iion

 

[Fluttershy]

Luigi is coming to visit...

 

[Scinn]

Wario throws a house party in the house and won't leave. He kick luigi out and stinks up the house with his beefy waffles.

 

[Fluttershy]

Boos and Ghosts put Wario in a painting and cleanse the entire house of the stench

 

[pawndidater2]

who'm ii gonna call?
gho2t bu2ter2

 

[Fluttershy]

Ghost busters get trapped by King Boo and can't ever return

 

[pawndidater2]

kiing boo 2uddenly remember2 he wa2 de2troyed iin the fiir2t luiigii2 man2iion

 

[Mari]

Um...

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, Anyone?

 

[pawndidater2]

the 3d2 ii2 defeated when people reali2e they can cut the tab thiing off of the game2 and play them on an old d2

 

[Mari]

Nintendo sues!

 

[pawndidater2]

2ony retaliiate2!

 

[Mari]

Microsoft Sues!

 

[pawndidater2]

miicro2oft 2UCK2!

 

[smashfan666]

Rare is bound by contract to kick your ass

 

[pawndidater2]

rare goe2 downhiill after the gamecube come2 out

 

[Mari]

Fudge this, RESET.

Insert Mario.

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Giga-Bowser kills mario

 

[pawndidater2]

glado2 abduct2 giiga-bow2er and make2 hiim run 2ome te2t2. well... a te2t.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Charizard fries Galdos' circuits. Literally

 

[smashfan666]

KYOGRE used RAIN DANCE!

it's super effective!

 

[Grizzlpaw]

...And then there were rain dance kyogres flooding the metagame...



Hide in their apple fields. Free food, free hiding spot.

 

[pawndidater2]

Apple 8ucking season! You can't hide for long!

 

[Fluttershy]

Applejack Harvests the entire apple tree fields by herself due to big mac hurting himself. and can't do it alone...

 

[pawndidater2]

I Think You Just Added Onto Mine, But Okay.

Ummm... What Am I Killing?...

Applejack Is Crushed By A Rampaging Tarrasque.

 

[Fluttershy]

meant to say half the field since she can't do it alone...

Applejack pulls through unharmed and the other 5 come and use the elements of Harmony on the rampaging Tarrasque

 

[smashfan666]

ELEMENTS

RESET

uuuhhh...

Crit-boosted Soldier

 

[Mari]

BOOM! Headshot!

 

[Fluttershy]

Miracle has been activated and unit survives and gets healed with a mend staff

 

[pawndidater2]

...I Don't Know What That Is...
Can I Break It Over My Knee? I'll Do That.

 

[smashfan666]

Arrow to the Knee

yes, I know, that was TERRIBLE...