Rock. Paper. Banana!

[infiniteV115]

A 500 lbs Russian man with a low-fiber diet rich in meats and proteins defeats the Italian plumber by ...well...duh

 

[C.J.]

Heart disease kills the fat man.

 

[Biz_R_0]

He goes to fat heaven.

 

[infiniteV115]

Ironic Punishment Division lures fat man into hell

 

[SmasherMaster]

Hades has Pain and Panic torture the fat guy for no reason

 

[Pyra]

Hank Hill classifies Hades as a propane accessory.

Hank Hill sells propane and propane accessories.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Hank Hill does not stay as long as Homer Simpson

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Homer Simpson is attacked by Earthworm Jim for no apparent reason.

The connection, you may ask? Same voice actor.

 

[Tacel]

Dynablade. Connection? Same...
[COLLAPSE="Punch line"]food actor![/COLLAPSE]

 

[SmasherMaster]

Kirby. Connection? If you don't see it, then you have never played a Kirby game

 

[SpinDoctor]

Jigglypuff uses down + B. I win.

(Come ON! Obvious connection!)

 

[smashfan666]

trick jigglypuff into breaking it's shield

 

[SpinDoctor]

Shield is better than Mr. G&W's Melee shield. Power!

 

[SmasherMaster]

Paper Mario makes Game and Watch 1D with his hammer

 

[SpinDoctor]

Mr Game and Watch had nothing do do with this fight, so PM is arrested for attempted murder of innocent LED men.

 

[Fluttershy]

Paper mario escapes jail and gets revenge

 

[SpinDoctor]

No more stickers...

 

[SmasherMaster]

He still has his sidekicks, such as Goombario, Goombella, Pakaberry, Baby Yoshi, etc, etc

 

[Muhti]

Dimentio kicks their *** alongside Mr.L

 

[Biz_R_0]

Dr. Robotnik blows them up with the cannon on the Space Colony ARK because SA2 is better than Super Paper Mario.

 

[SpinDoctor]

The anti- bias organization feeds you to their poodle named Jonathan.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Jonathan's haircut case the company to go bankrupt

 

[SpinDoctor]

The company allies with Hostess and the Monopoly man.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Monopoly man loses all of the money because he lande on Broadwalk with four houses and a hotel until he is worth more dead than alive

 

[Luco]

Welcome to 'save-your-behind' loans.

 

[SpinDoctor]

The gang fails to get the money back, so they have to deal with Lenny and Big Tony.

 

[Fluttershy]

lenny and big tony are out on...uh um..mission and won't be back for a while
eeeeeyup

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Mission is aborted when Lenny and Big Tony are yelled at by their grandma to clean their room.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Their room is cleaned, and they are rewarded with chocolate chip cookies. However, they turn out to be oatmeal rasin cookies in disquise. How typical.

 

[Biz_R_0]

You went back to reddit where they consider le rage faces acceptable.

 

[SpinDoctor]

I missed you guys too much and came back.

 

[Fluttershy]

but no one was there...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Turns out there ARE people here, it's just that you need a flashlight, night-vision goggles, red-tinted disco glasses, one of those things that go "Nip nip nip-nip, nip!" and a groovy sombrero in order to see them.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Luxray's eyes are able to spot them anyway.

 

[Fluttershy]

Koffing used smokescreen

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Koffing gets a cough drop.

 

[Mari]

Cough drop is defective.

 

[Scinn]

Gets refund for defective cough drop.

 

[Fluttershy]

there are no refunds

 

[Mari]

The people rebel against the government.