Rock. Paper. Banana!

[Mari]

Frees Lucy with Dialga.

...what? It was the only thing I could come up with...

 

[pawndidater2]

Iron Cell Is Quickly Dispatched.

Dialga Is Nothing Against The Power Of Jirathos.

 

[Fluttershy]

ROOT OF ALL CREATIONS GRANT US THE BREATH OF LIFE! REVITALIZE!

Arceus takes out Jirathos' power

 

[SmasherMaster]

Mew came first

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Master Balls are guaranteed to capture any Pokemon.

 

[SmasherMaster]

There si only one Master ball,and it was used on a rice cake

 

[smashfan666]

...

person eats rice cake.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Person dies and is buried

 

[smashfan666]

The Zom8ie Uprising cometh...

in 2046...

on March 31st...

at 2:03 PM...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Kaiju from Pacific Rim will kill everything.

 

[Mari]

Movie gets cancelled.

 

[SmasherMaster]

The network that canceled the movie had their stupid executives fired, savagely beaten up, and the turned into Torgo's Executive Powder.

 

[Mari]

Reset.

How does Santa deliver presents to every boy and girl in a single night?

He doesn't.

<<<<< They do.

(My avi explains everything!)

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Ocean beats Sanics.

 

[Mari]

Sonics can run over water.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hurricane approching.

 

[Fluttershy]

sonic accepts challenge and gets through to the other side easily

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Nothing is fast or strong enough to escape a Black Hole.

 

[CommunistWillyWonka]

Superman saves Sonic from Black Hole

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Superman gets hit by a meteor filled with Kryptonite.

 

[Bowser D.X]

Luckily 60's Batman has just finished making his new invention. Anti meteorite spray.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Batman crashes on Mars trying to get to Superman.

 

[Substitution]

Though Mars' atmosphere destroyed the meteor.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Mars is colonized and become Earth's trash planet.

 

[Substitution]

The trash become living beings and take over the colonized Mars.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Humans build a giant robot with an incinerator inside it's body, and it eats all the trash monsters.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Said robot falls in love.

 

[Substitution]

Haddaway questions this said love.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Michael Myers kills Haddaway.

 

[Substitution]

Haddaway's fanatics defeat Mike and plot to take over Mars.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The fanatics launch a rocket and one of them presses self destruct by mistake.

 

[Substitution]

Though one managed to escape. He lives on Jupiter now.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jupiter is mostly composed of gas and has extremely fast and powerful wind speeds, and the fanatic is unable to survive.

 

[Substitution]

Ah, crud. I lost this one.

Meet Bob, he a mailman.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bob gets chased by a pack of dogs.

 

[Substitution]

The dogs get chased by dinosaurs.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Dinosaurs are lawn movers for caveman and horses to plumbers.

 

[Substitution]

And then the Dinosaur Revolution happened...

 

[SmasherMaster]

And then the Dinosaur Revolution happened...

Dinosaur revolution fails and all dinosaurs are thrown into a prison on an island named Jurassic Park

 

[Substitution]

But it's frightening in the dark, and all the dinosaurs are running wild.
Some guy turned the fence off, in the rain.
Points if you get the reference.