Rock. Paper. Banana!

[SmasherMaster]

Said guy gets eaten.

 

[Substitution]

The dinosaurs now rule Jurassic Park. They make great smoothies from what I hear.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

A Kaiju from Pacific Rim shows up and eats the dinosaurs.

 

[Substitution]

Then, um... something... something... Godzilla.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Godzilla falls into a bottomless pit created by an Earthquake.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

I send out a flying type pokemon, earthquake does not effect me

 

[Substitution]

What about an electric type?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mewtwo defeats both of them.

 

[Substitution]

A Master Ball can fix that.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mewtwo crushes the Master Ball like in the new special anime epsiode with the Genesect army.

 

[Substitution]

But now Mewtwo's good all the sudden (and a girl, apparently. Can Mewtwo even have a gender?), and defeats the evil Genesect army.

 

[Mari]

Two words.

CHUCK NORRIS.

In other words, Reset! XD

Insert Zavok here. (Leader of the Deadly Six)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The game was saved right before being reset.

 

[Substitution]

But the game crashed, killing all that save data.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

An SD card was used to transfer the data to another Wii.

 

[Substitution]

This wasn't a Wii game. Thus it can't work.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

............crap.

I can't think of anything to do about that..

Starting anew:

King Dedede orders a monster to clobbah dat dere Kirbeh.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Kirby pwns the monster, kirby can't be beat.

Reset.

A McDonald's cashier doesn't want to give you your hamburgers.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The data was transfered to another Wii, as this time it was aWii game. The Wii turns out to be a transformer, and it takes Kirby's last life and the McDonald's cashier.

 

[Substitution]

Wii-former malfunctions and breaks down, while Kirby is revived due to having an extra life.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Kirby cannot be beat.

Reset.

King DDD wants to steal your lunch.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Kirby cannot be beat.

Reset.

King DDD wants to steal your lunch.

Kirby swallows D3.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Kirby can't be beat. lol

Reset.

Team rocket wants to steal your pokemon.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Kirby can't be beat. lol

Reset.

Team rocket wants to steal your pokemon.

"USE THUNDERBOLT!"

 

[Substitution]

You know, it's not very effective against Diglett...
"Diglett used Magnitude!"
"Magintude 10!"

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Sends out a grass type, uses leaf storm.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Sends out a grass type, uses leaf storm.

"Dodge it."

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Sends out a lucario, uses extremespeed *it does not miss* you have low DEF, lucario wins.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Sends out a lucario, uses extremespeed *it does not miss* you have low DEF, lucario wins.

There is no ref.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Pikachu has low defense, there's no ref watching the fight so lucario hits twice with close combat. lucario wins again.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Lucario slips and falls. He dies.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

I summon a temporary portal that makes the pikachu in your avi fall forever >:D

 

[SuperBrawler]

I summon a temporary portal that makes the pikachu in your avi fall forever >:D

You fall in it.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

I teleport out and close the portal, now pikachu is trapped.

are we even playing the game right at this point? xD

 

[Substitution]

"Get back!"
"Go Charizard!"

are we even playing the game right at this point? xD

Was there even a right way?

 

[Mari]

Nope!

Zazz appears and attempts to put everyone in a box...and ship them to Africa.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The ship hits an iceberg.

 

[Substitution]

And lands in Madagascar...

 

[XStarWarriorX]

and the zebra goes oh sugar honey iced tea, in slow motion. while a lion is after him. he's also after you.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

King K. Rool uess his Blast-O-Matic and destroys the island.