Rock. Paper. Banana!

[Grizzlpaw]

Government is actually Parasol and destroys all dissenters

 

[Fluttershy]

government gets overthrown by angry mobs

 

[Mari]

Angry mobs drown in their own...Anger?

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Major drought hits the southeast!

 

[Fluttershy]

Hurricane comes and provides enough water that it is no longer a drought

 

[pawndidater2]

the ex-pre2iident hiit2 the biig red button and a large 2ectiion of the world explode2, cau2iing the atmo2phere two di22iipate and the hurriicane two 2top.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Local Assassin kills the ex-president with hidden blades and hides on a bench just outside the building.

 

[Scinn]

Batman brings assassin to justice.

 

[Mari]

Batman is broken by META KNIGHT. YEAH, I SAID IT!

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Chese.

Metaknight gets constapation.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Metaknight consumed multiple Fiber 1 Bars. its super effective!

 

[Scinn]

Allergies. IT"S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

 

[pawndidater2]

vacciinatiion. IIT2 MODERATELY EFFECTIIVE!

 

[Mari]

Vaccination ends up giving Meta Knight LAZER EYES.

 

[Scinn]

Meta knight gets banned and taken out of smash.
Sakurai gets the last laugh.

 

[Mari]

Meta Knight Vows revenge and attacks Nintendo HQ, with raining hellfire from the Halberd.

 

[Fluttershy]

Kirby stops MK by eating him.

 

[Mari]

Kirby...Um....falls off the Nintento HQ building?

 

[Fluttershy]

Kirby uses a second jump and lands safely on the ground

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Kirby trips shortly afterward.

 

[Scinn]

Sakurai laughs and Kirby gets f smashed by ike.

 

[Fluttershy]

Sakurai removes tripping and Kirby three stocks Ike after losing a life

 

[The Dinkoman]

Kirby plays Portal, sadly realizes the cake is a lie.

 

[Frostwraith]

Want to know why the cake is a lie? I ate it.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

There's always a bigger fish.

[A huge, living cake runs in from nowhere and gobbles up Frostwraith]

Man, I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but this takes the cake.

[Ba-dum, psshh]

 

[The Dinkoman]

Kirby is now no longer being lied to, Kirby eats the cake.

 

[Fluttershy]

the cake is poisoned

 

[pawndidater2]

kiirby gaiin2 poii2on power2

 

[Mari]

Kirby begins to poison the WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...What?

 

[Insom]

Deedeedee kills kirby with his enormous hammer

 

[The Dinkoman]

King DeeDeeDee is eaten by a seal.

 

[Insom]

Narwhals cut the seal open with their kick-ass facial horns

 

[The Dinkoman]

Narwhals are charged with cutting a seal in a Walmart on packaged goods and are quickly thrown in jail.

 

[pawndidater2]

walmart ii2 put out of bu2iine22 by betty crocker corp

 

[Mari]

Walmart declares total war on the rest of the world

 

[Fluttershy]

all of the governments threatens to bomb all Walmarts which causes Walmart to surrender

 

[pawndidater2]

the batter wiitch make2 her move and take2 over all government2 2imultaneou2ly

 

[Mari]

Witch gets banished to Another Dimention.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Another Dimension gets eaten during the Feast of the Gods.

 

[pawndidater2]

krato2 cra2hes the fea2t