Rock. Paper. Banana!

[Knight Dude]

Bane starts a prison riot.

 

[BaPr]

Batman stops Bane.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Joker appears.

 

[BaPr]

The Joker disappears due to the fact that most card games ban it.

 

[yessi]

Fan blows cards away

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Master Hand and Crazy Hand destroy the fan and continue to play cards, using them to summon the Joker back.

 

[BaPr]

Joker ends up on Final Destination, where Meta Knight K.O.'s him

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Meta Knight is then deemed broken and banned.

 

[dimensionsword64]

He is then nerfed to Ganon bad.

 

[BaPr]

Sakurai destroys all the games, and now no character is better than the other.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Someone smuggles a copy of the game that wasn't destroyed, and duplicates it.

 

[Fluttershy]

Sakurai finds all the games and has them destroyed

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The smuggler is caught by Sherlock Holmes.

Ninja'd.


Someone goes back in time and reverses all of Sakurai's attempts to get rid of the game.

 

[dimensionsword64]

But he manages to sell some of the clones.

 

[Fluttershy]

clones had a major glitch and ruins the consoles

 

[Knight Dude]

The consoles now become sentient beings. Bent on defying the human race.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

And then the War of the Worlds began....... the humans flee Earth in rockets as a war between sentient robot consoles and aliens controlling massive tripods rages on their former home.

 

[dimensionsword64]

And then, with the power of the Triforce, Link wishes for world peace.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Which almost worked, but Ganondorf touched the Triforce first.

 

[dimensionsword64]

And Ganon wishes for World Peace.










So no one will oppose him when he takes over the world!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

His wish is granted, but he gets shot by a disintegration ray from one of the alien tripods.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Ganon can only be hurt by light arrows and stuff.

 

[josh bones]

Zelda uses her final smash.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Zelda uses Light Arrow!
Zelda's attack missed.

 

[Blaziken]

Zelda's light arrow bounces off a wall and turns back to hit Ganon.

 

[yessi]

Ganon was wearing a Franklin Badge the whole time

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The item wears off just before the light arrow strikes him.

 

[Fluttershy]

Zelda's light arrow bounces off a wall and turns back to hit Ganon.

you should have made it bounce off Link's shield lol
anyway Franklin Badges fall from the sky and Ganon grabs one

 

[josh bones]

Zelda gets franklin badge for badge tennis.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Someone restarts the match and turns the items off.

 

[josh bones]

Mk 3stocks both of them.

 

[dimensionsword64]

MK gets banned.

 

[josh bones]

Resetti!
Gabriel iglesias

 

[yessi]

Chocolate cake

 

[dimensionsword64]

Knife.
10chars

 

[yessi]

Gun out-ranges knife

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sword and Cannon beats both.

 

[yessi]

Invisible person walks around sword and cannon's sights undetected

 

[dimensionsword64]

It's snowing, and the snow sits on top of the person.

 

[yessi]

Person uses shovel to dig and make his way underground