Ridiculous Characters that have no chance to make brawl

[volbound1700]

Post dumb characters or characters you want that have no shot to make brawl... here was mine earlier in another thread

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=115228

lol

 

[Cinder]

George Bush! *eye twitches*

Man. you really are bored...meh, same here.

 

[Red_Maniac]

Characters who have only made one EXTREMELY minor appearence in one game, characters who aren't from a video game, and characters who haven't appeared on a Nintendo Console.

 

[Dr. Strangekoopa]

Warning! A new foe is approaching- Delicious Cake...

 

[Cinder]

You know, someone once said that the Geico Gecko should be in...seriously.
Oh, here's another one:
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=115216
btw, I didn't start this thread, and I apologize to the thread starter if they find my post offensive (what...I'm trying to be the ideal little goody-tooshoes)

 

[lime_backwards]

Adam West, one of his special moves would be to transform into the cheesy 1960s Batman.

 

[RyuDragonKing]

OMGS ZAC EFRON!!!!!!!one1!1!11!!!!!11

 

[Ice man]

Crash bandicoot, now that would be weird.

 

[PolarisJunkie]

Tanya Harding! She can wack people's Knees. I except uber great knockback.

 

[Goopygoo]

Cut Man ;_;

 

[lime_backwards]

How 'bout, Duff Man!!!???

 

[Sir James]

Reggie Fils-Aime. I'd main him. Who wouldn't want to kick *** and take names?

 

[Pyroloserkid]

...

Harry Potter.

 

[SirroMinus1]

i want to be in brawl along with ryu and ken though im not a big street fighter fan

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Sonic.

Yeh that's right. Bite me.

 

[Amaggad]

Adam West, one of his special moves would be to transform into the cheesy 1960s Batman.

he would have to be family guy costume and often say random words..

 

[volbound1700]

Sonic.

Yeh that's right. Bite me.

Lets hope not....

How about the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man from Ghostbusters?

 

[SirroMinus1]

Sonic.

Yeh that's right. Bite me.

sonic has good chances anyway so im not gonna bite you!

 

[Goopygoo]

It's obvious he means the restraunt chain, not the character.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

It's obvious he means the restraunt chain, not the character.

Yes indeed.
Just keep telling yourselves that.

I don't want to turn this into a Sonic debate, so I'll leave now.

 

[kin3tic-c4jun-3]

Diddy for sure.

Oh wait...

 

[Gypsy Lee]

Wolf and Dark Samus.

 

[shadenexus18]

Spongebob Squarepants.....

 

[Shadowplusle]

i would say that sadly Pichu wont be making it back in. So sad he owned in a way

 

[Kirby knight]

Tanya Harding! She can wack people's Knees. I except uber great knockback.

o___o rofl

 

[Cinder]

i would say that sadly Pichu wont be making it back in. So sad he owned in a way

Aww, don't be sad...I'm sure there will be a new punching bag that's "fun" to use no matter how much they suck

 

[Shadowplusle]

thats horrible but extremely funny. Poor Pichu, i hope he makes it as a pokeball atleast

 

[lime_backwards]

The Venture Brothers, and as another character choice, Brock Sampson!

 

[DJ Napps]

the character everyone dreams of, but isnt possible.....DJ Napps!

you all know he WOULD pwn.

DJ Napps>Brawl

Spoiler

too cocky?

 

[Cinder]

the character everyone dreams of, but isnt possible.....DJ Napps!

you all know he WOULD pwn.

DJ Napps>Brawl

Spoiler

too cocky?

First of all, yes that was a little too cocky. Second, I think I can come up with a much better character: Cinder405! Aw, you know I'd be awesome

 

[IllidR]

Is this no chance to make it as a playable character? In that case: Waluigi.

 

[MirageofMadness]

Tanya Harding???
hahahaha!!!! Best suggestion ever!!

CRY! Cry like Nancy Kerrigan!! ---> "Whyyyeeeeee??"

How about Ronald McDonald? He can sell your character hot coffee, and then your character can spill it on themselves, and then sue Ronald for not warning people that their coffee is hot! Or better yet, he can sell you food and make your character super fat, and then get sued for selling people food that makes them fat!! Its genius!

 

[khold]

Since we're going for food mascots now...

How about Colonel KFC, with the power to cook homestyle chicken to please the family.
Toucan Sam, with the power to follow his nose.
Lucky the Leprechaun. He's magically delicious!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

OMGS ZAC EFRON!!!!!!!one1!1!11!!!!!11

Oh c'mon...

Zac Efron should totally be in Brawl

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Since we're going for food mascots now...

How about Colonel KFC, with the power to cook homestyle chicken to please the family.
Toucan Sam, with the power to follow his nose.
Lucky the Leprechaun. He's magically delicious!

I say you he dead!

 

[NeoSoul]

sonic..... so ghey

 

[Bassoonist]

sonic..... so ghey

That explains everything. That is the exact reason that Sonic shouldn't be in the game, thanks!

Why does everybody call Sonic gay or ghey whatever, anyways? I mean I HATE Sonic and I don't even call him such names, much less try to argue that he shouldn't be in this game. XD

 

[NeoSoul]

That explains everything. That is the exact reason that Sonic shouldn't be in the game, thanks!

Why does everybody call Sonic gay or ghey whatever, anyways? I mean I HATE Sonic and I don't even call him such names, much less try to argue that he shouldn't be in this game. XD

youre not really helping your case.... sonic is such and uninspired looneytunes/mario rip off its not even cool, everyone that had a genesis puts him in a pedestal because he's supposedly some icon, fact is his games were disturbingly linear in every sense of the word and have done nothing to progress the series... hes pop-cultures answer to mario, a talking furry with 'attitude'...

anyone who thinks hes half as imaginative as mario should get the **** out of here

 

[Red_Maniac]

Mario's a plumber.

Sonic's a talking hedgehog.

*gets the **** out of here*

 

[MFZ95]

i think tails,or some who didnt appear on a nintendo console