Ridiculous Characters that have no chance to make brawl

[Mandalore]

Definitely Mario. No way he's making it into Brawl.

 

[RBinator]

Red, the trainer from Pokémon. I mean come on, why play as someone from the Pokémon series who isn't a Pokémon? Do I have to go into reasons why this idea overall fails?

Wh-what the heck is this? What is going on? What kind of joke is this?​

 

[lime_backwards]

i think tails,or some who didnt appear on a nintendo console

He was on a couple of Nintendo consoles. Both Sonic Adventures made it to the Gamecube. He was in the Sonic Advance series and Sonic Battle for the GBA. He was also included in the story for Sonic and the Secret Rings.

But I hate Tails with a passion, Sonic is much more imaginative than Mario. He is a giant hedgehog that talks and can run extremely fast.


Back on topic: Harvey Birdman, Attourney at law! He could defend you in a court case and spew puns and other ridiculous jokes for your defense.

 

[Biosage X]

yeah, im going there

blaziken, and even worse....ridley.

 

[ness4life]

3 Words:

John. *******. Madden.

Big Bucket O' Chicken FTW!

*Edit* Above Poster, you die now.

 

[Cinder]

yeah, im going there

blaziken, and even worse....ridley.

*runs hand along knife* well...at least you didn't say Lucario

Oh, and I'd like to throw another totally senseless pitch: the Burger King!!

 

[Icetrash]

I really want James Bond but we all know thats never going to happen.

 

[Goopygoo]

Me. Why?
1) I'm extremely popular.
2) I was unlockable in Melee, and those who unlocked me said I was the best character ever.
3) I've appeared on every Nintendo console to date.
4) I'm insanely awesome.

 

[Chaudgobay]

Bowser

yeah i hate him

 

[lime_backwards]

I gots another one,...

the Street Sharks!

 

[Talendime]

Ecco the dolphin, Nicole Richie, and Mufasa.

 

[~N9NE~]

B. Orchid or TJ Combo from Killer Instinct

Killer Instinct ruled.

 

[Shadowplusle]

james bond, i have no idea why he was even on the list in the first place.

 

[lime_backwards]

I got yet another one,...

the Pilsbury Dough Boy!

 

[Shadowplusle]

yeah we dont want him in here either, but wasnt this for dumb videogame characters that we dont want in smash.

 

[lime_backwards]

Post dumb characters or characters you want that have no shot to make brawl...

He just said characters, I interpreted it meaning ANY character from ANYTHING. But I can start naming videogame characters,...

Here's one: Frogger.

 

[Shadowplusle]

oh yeah didnt see that, my bad, but yeah i would have to say that ty the tasmanian tiger or spyro doesnt have a big chance

 

[lime_backwards]

The entire Pac-family! (no not the football team)

 

[Shadowplusle]

Yeah a lot of the old arcade games probably wont make it in. like wave rider characters.

 

[lime_backwards]

Billy Hatcher, you know, from that lousy Sega game a couple of years back.

 

[Phantom7]

Characters who have only made one EXTREMELY minor appearence in one game, characters who aren't from a video game, and characters who haven't appeared on a Nintendo Console.

nice brawl hopefuls! but u said wolf twice. except krystal, meh

 

[Phantom7]

heh heh the caveman from the geiko commercial. final smash: WHAT ABOUT SO EASY A THERAPIST CAN DO IT? and everyone dies

 

[ParamoreRiot]

Chris Benoit

FS: Well you know...

 

[Shadowplusle]

or the aflac duck, for his final smash he screams AFLAC!!!!!!! just like the caveman guy above.

 

[volbound1700]

LOL some of these suggestions are funny... how about Fat Albert: "Hey Hey Hey" and Mr. T.... lmao that would be great.

 

[Shadowplusle]

Thats great, or how about tom and jerry. they could act like the ice climbers

 

[ParamoreRiot]

WARNING!
CHALLENGER APPROACHING!

 

[lime_backwards]

LOL some of these suggestions are funny... how about Fat Albert: "Hey Hey Hey" and Mr. T.... lmao that would be great.

I pity the foo that doesn't think Mr. T can make it into Brawl.

How about, Glover, or Ned Flanders?

edit: rofl at above; What you talkin' 'bout Gary Coleman not havin' a chance?

 

[Shadowplusle]

Glover was pretty cool, man i miss taht game, its too bad he doesnt have a chance of getting in brawl

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Sonic, Ridley, Geno, Megaman, Captain Falcon and Krystal

I mean what are people thinking...???

****

 

[BokutoGuy]

Spyro 4 brawl! ummmm who else.... Bender 4 brawl! wooooooot!

 

[Derek~Joe]

i pick Ridley




jus sayin

 

[ParamoreRiot]

i pick Ridley




jus sayin

T_T

you sir fail since Ridley WILL be in Brawl!

 

[axemangx]

Olimar. Seriously.

 

[IllidR]

Olimar. Seriously.

Oh how VERY wrong you are.

 

[WarxePB]

Cut Man ;_;

HELL YES!


Seriously... realistically, one of the Hunters from MPH. Or pretty much anyone but Samus and Ridley from the Metroid series.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

HELL YES!


Seriously... realistically, one of the Hunters from MPH. Or pretty much anyone but Samus and Ridley from the Metroid series.

Cut Man. I think he would be an awesome character...

Favourite of the robot masters...

 

[Glinth]

Link's Grandma

 

[Goopygoo]

Mario.

CUT MAN IS MADE OF WIN AND GOOD.

 

[lime_backwards]

Garfield, the president, not the cat. Also, The entire Osbourne family.