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[Lovage]

i'll start

LOVAGE GUACAMOLE
you'll need:
1 large ripe hass avacado
original spike seasoning
1 half lime

use a sharp knife to cut open the large ripe hass avacado vertically, remove the stone. use a SPOON to scrape out all of the green and yellow fruit and put it in a shallow bowl. put spike on it and squeeze a lime on it. u can use other stuff 2. yum yum in my tum tum

 

[joeplicate]

go to bed young man

 

[Vulcan55]

MY **** IN A BOX

You'll need,
1 **** (yours)
1 box with a lid
1 knife
someone else, preferably a girlfriend

1. Cut a hole in the box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make 'em open the box

 

[debaser]

**** that sounds amazing.

 

[debaser]

the guacamole.

not putting my phallus in a box

 

[pockyD]

1 large ripe hass avacado

i giggled

 

[Gosu_Engineer]

hey this seems like my kinda thread.

if you guys want the recipe to the brownies at the last SCSA or the cheesecake at SCSA #2 ask and I'll post em

 

[ConnorTheKid]

yes please!

 

[joeplicate]

some times my sister used to try to make food

she would always do crazy substitutions

the food turned out kinda weird still

but it was free food, so I'm not complaining

 

[Atlus8]

Carl's Jr. Big Hamburger
You'll need:
$1.08

 

[NeighborhoodP]

and the rest of your life ruined

 

[ShinoBee]

Shino's Love Curry

Sorry, I'll have a lot of side notes. It's bad enough I have to cut off the recipe for roux. D: Luckily! They sell curry roux in local Asian supermarkets like Ranch 99, Nijiya Market, and Pacific Super. Personally, get the Java brand curry roux.

Items (it's not banned in the kitchen mofos):
-Pot (not THAT pot -_-, but if you do...go ahead, the cops ain't coming to my house)
-Spoon
-Knife
-Cutting Board
-Frying Pan

Ingredients:
-Curry Roux (because if I put another recipe up for this, then it's gonna become a total wall of text, and I'm too lazy. Just Google it if anything.)
-2 pounds of meat of your choice (Usually I use ground beef)
**2 carrots, 1 potato, 1 onion (Just however much veggies you want, sometimes you don't need any :3)
-5 3/4 cups of Water

Start off with chopping up them washed up veggies if you're gonna have any. Stir fry your meat (and onions) in butter or oil for about 5 minutes or so. Then boil your water in the pot and put the meat in for 15 minutes. After put the roux in, and then the optional veggies. Stir until everything is all nice and melted and yummy looking. Eat it with rice or noodles.

To get the best outta this curry, receive some of Shino's Love <3 <3 <3.

Wanna have it Brawl-style? When stirring the curry, add a bunch of peppers to make it flaming hot. Is your tongue burning hot now because of that? Drink some cold milk. =]

Oh and a bonus with meat: Use pork feet. I can't really try this one since I get sick right after eating most pork products.

Next recipe: Katsuuuuuu. :3

 

[DanteFox]

Post the recipe for your cheesecake, Gosu. I wanna try to make it one day. :]

 

[knuttz45]

Carl's Jr. Big Hamburger
You'll need:
$1.08

its 1.75 in idaho...

but making it plain with bbq sauce, onion rings and bacon make a cheap as hell western.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

are you for real? that suuuucks

 

[The Greater Leon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

relevant

 

[TheLifeRuiner]

its 1.75 in idaho...

but making it plain with bbq sauce, onion rings and bacon make a cheap as hell western.

making it plain, with special sauce, mayo, and lettuce, make it a cheap famous star @ 1.09/1.18 (i forget)

not in idaho

 

[Gosu_Engineer]

SCSA #4 Brownies:

8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped (morsels work too)
1 and 1/2 stick (12 tablespoons) unsalted butter, cut into pieces
1 and 1/2 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
4 large eggs
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup milk chocolate chips/white chocolate chips/ chopped walnuts/other mix-in

Preheat oven to 350 degrees and butter and flour an 16x9-inch baking pan, knocking out excess flour.
In a heavy 2-quart saucepan melt bittersweet and unsweetened chocolate and butter over low heat, stirring, until smooth and remove pan from heat. Cool mixture to lukewarm and whisk in sugar and vanilla. Add eggs, 1 at a time, whisking well until mixture is glossy and smooth. Stir in salt and flour just until combined and stir in chocolate chips.
Spread batter evenly in pan and bake in middle of oven 25 to 30 minutes, or until a tester comes out with crumbs adhering to it. Cool brownies completely in pan on a rack before cutting into 30 squares. Brownies keep, layered between sheets of waxed paper in an airtight container at cool room temperature, 5 days.

 

[Fabian]

El Lucky

you get pizza dough
rap the edges around string cheese and jalapeno's
then you mix red peppers into the pizza sauce
layer it with pepperoni, cheese, jalapeno's, cheese, pepporoni, cheese, jalapeno's, cheese

 

[NeighborhoodP]

hyuga post your sandwich skillz

/end thread

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Haha.

My standard sandwich goes a little something like this.

You get 3 pieces of bread and lay them out. On two of them you put 2-4 slices of meat, a slice of cheese, hot sauce, and then chips. Put one junk-laden piece on top of the other then the 3rd piece on top of that, then put your hand on top of it and smash it down with a satisfying crunch. You can also then microwave it for 1 minute.

Bread is the key ingredient, I find it affects the taste more than any other single ingredient. You also need bread that is spongy enough not to crumble when you smash it down on the chips. I like Schwarzwalder Dark Rye bread from Orowheat. Meat/cheese can be whatever you like. Hot sauce I'll go with either Tabasco, Tapa Tio, or Frank's Red Hot. Chips are clutch also. I almost always go with Salt & vinegar Kettle Chips.

 

[VANS]

cereal

get a bowl
add milk
add cereal (lucky charms)
dip spoon into bowl
put spoon in mouth

 

[Kira-]

I APPROVE of this thread

kettle chips are incredible

keep it coming

edit - fabian how much would el lucky cost

 

[Nes]

Carl's Jr. Big Hamburger
You'll need:
$1.08

True that :D

 

[SuperRad]

cereal

get a bowl
add milk
add cereal (lucky charms)
dip spoon into bowl
put spoon in mouth

cereal
then milk

no other way is right

 

[pockyD]

i did milk before cereal for the first 15 years of my life

then i accidentally did cereal before milk once and realized what a fool i had been

 

[DanteFox]

^^^ lol same here.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

^^LOL

Juevos con weinie

Scramble some eggs, chop up a hot dog, cook with eggs, enjoy

its not really that good

 

[Atlus8]

Milk before cereal? People do that?! Always, cereal before milk! It's like a law of nature!

 

[ConnorTheKid]

that's about as bad as putting water before ice.

 

[TheLifeRuiner]

hey

i do that

sometimes

milk before cereal

is an abomination

 

[Kira-]

milk before cereal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAAH

 

[Vulcan55]

Milk then cereal?


...But...The cereal would just float and still be dry...

 

[DanteFox]

That saves it from getting soggy as fast I guess.

 

[VANS]

thats why u use ur spoon to push the cereal down to let it swim in the milk

stop laughing at me TT_TT

 

[LunInSpectra]

Grapes & cheddar cheese.

 

[pockyD]

milk then cereal causes the milk to splash you when you pour the cereal in

on the other hand, milk then cereal also lets you better control the quantity you intend to ingest

 

[VANS]

what kinda heavy cereal do yoU buy?!

 

[LooksLikePit]

Pomegranate orange cream:

2 parts orange or tangerine juice
1 part heavy cream
1 part pomegranate concentrate
a few spoonfuls of sugar to cancel out the sourness

 

[Fabian]

OMFG
just last week
my best friend and I had a drunk debate over what goes first cereal or milk
i am a cereal followed by milk man
he does milk before cereal
i saw it with my own 2 eyes, wierdest thing ive ever seen

dave i'll do it for 5$