READ BEFORE POSTING - *A GUIDE TO DISCUSSING MELEE* (Updated 21/3/07)

[pdk]

I once made a topic like this.
But not as good.

I got flamed.
It was very ironic.

****, you had the perfect chance to make a haiku here

 

[Peeze]

It's like ThatGuy said if only there was a way that n00bs could only see the rules thread for the 1st day there here so they have to read the rules.

 

[mark.]

ironic that i have a sig like that, made a long time ago.


ok, so another thing to contribute then--
Posting And You.
http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou

--LMFAO. but yeah, this was probably the funniest guide that i evver read. props! :D

 

[Bullet Bill]

Right. Read and understood.

BTW: Hi everyone. I'm new here

 

[FastFox]

Glad to see it's finally helping!

I've added the three R's of posting. It's like recycling, only completely irrelevant.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

I think one of the things contributing to all of these crappy threads is the individual's lack of knowledge on Melee such as unlocking stuff or advanced techniques.

Feel free to use my guide as you please. It is getting dusty.

Melee Master Guide - New to the Game? Check here!

 

[plasmawisp6633]

If you can, please add something about grammer and/or spelling. Half of the reason we can't understand what people are trying to say in their threads is because they don't type out all their words or they just don't read them back to themselves. We have to encourage that people learn to stop shrtning thr wrds so thy hve almst no vwls.

 

[JMSiebach]

Nope, there have always been bad posts and threads. Since the dawn of the internet, wide-eyed noobies have spake thusly: "f;lawkehtasshgahaho lol"

and nothing you can do about it...sigh

 

[Uck]

I think this is the best and funniest how to post I have ever seen.

 

[Mechab]

Seriously. I can stand awful punctuation, but bad vocabulary is just plain annoying.
An example is the ever popular PLZ.
Its "Please", not "PLZ". Please sounds like, well, Please. PLZ sounds like Pulls.

"Can somebody help me with wavedashing, please?"
compared to
"Can somebody help me with wavedashing, PULLS?"
Sounds a whole lot better.

 

[victra♥]

Nice job writing this thread Joel. =)

 

[FastFox]

Thanks for all the positive feedback, guys.

And Victra, GETDAT****OUTAHERE.

 

[Volt Tackle]

Nice job Joel, you're like a superhero to my grammars.

 

[FastFox]

I like how everyone on this site knows my friggen name.

xD

 

[Volt Tackle]

I knew your name before this site even existed.

 

[FastFox]

Actually no. This was created early late 2000 early 2001.

OHH.

 

[patches1111330]

Will you please help me with ssbm? I got over 2,323 feet in home-run contest, and I didn't unlock Kirby's Dream Land stage. What should I do? Please help!

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

You don't unlock Kirby's Dream Land stage from hitting any amount of feet in the Homerun Contest, but you do unlock Yoshi's Island. Go to the very top of this particular page and click on that link I posted called "Melee Master Guide" and you'll find information on all you need to know there. There is also an Official Everything Guide in this room that contains links with helpful information.

 

[FastFox]

Will you please help me with ssbm? I got over 2,323 feet in home-run contest, and I didn't unlock Kirby's Dream Land stage. What should I do? Please help!

I'm assuming this was sarcasm.

 

[blaargh198]

Actually, I doubt it was sarcasm, seeing as he posted a thread asking the same question.

 

[FastFox]

Then he obviously didn't read this thread.

<_<

 

[Nigzel]

I like how f***ing inactive I've been at this forum lately. <_<

Great, finally someone had the urge to make one, thanks Joel.

(P.S., I know you stalk your own topics, so bear this; We gotta talk! xD)

 

[goateeguy]

these stupid things people post on the boards are exactly what annoys us all, but it saddens me to report to you that this probably won't solve everything. kudos for trying though. =)

 

[smasher_25]

THis is funny. That new tier list sounds like a good idea.

 

[FastFox]

I like how f***ing inactive I've been at this forum lately. <_<

Great, finally someone had the urge to make one, thanks Joel.

(P.S., I know you stalk your own topics, so bear this; We gotta talk! xD)

How'd you know that

 

[Starzonedge]

Sadly, even mods don't follow these guidelines.

 

[FastFox]

They don't have to. They're mods.

 

[Nigzel]

They don't have to. They're mods.

Moo!

 

[All_Characters]

These rules are kinda basic, and anyone who has been to a forum would know them. And those who have never been to a forum probably wouldn't see this for a while. It is useful though, because people have to find out somehow.

A sex appeal tier list would be nice. I don't think anyone would disagree with game&watch as number one.

 

[Seretur]

weren't the characters 25?

XD you say they are 26 so toad would actually exist (if it was sarcasm i couldn't get it and sorry for it)

 

[blaargh198]

26 = All characters, + Zelda and Shiek. They are separate on the tier list, so we count them as two separate characters.

 

[kerploplesteesh]

thankz fastfux i reely unndrstande now how to posst

 

[All_Characters]

LOL, fastfux.

That should be my name.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

For the love of God, FastFox, make a thread like this for General Brawl Discussion. PLEASE!

I'm getting sick and tired of seeing a million freaking threads each day about the most insignificant details from updates. "ZOMG! Ridlley is in da gamez cuz of da 30 sec. music!!1!"

For the love of God, FastFox... don't make me beg.

 

[Sgt.Frog]

You did a good job, some of the rules made me giggle. A fun read, even if it was just some rules haha.

 

[Binx]

"NAW I TINK DAT DAIZEE SHULD B AT DA TOP BCUZ SHE HAS NICE BEWBIEZ" LOLS wow good stuff man, good stuff.

There should also be a no posting who is the cheapest character threads cause we have one of those every other day, people need to accept that there are no cheap moves in the game that arent banned and the cheapest character is the sandbag.

 

[All_Characters]

I'm telling you guys, Game and Watch is by far the sexiest.

Btw fastfox, your nwe avatar is quite adorable.

 

[FireceLink]

I'm telling you guys, Game and Watch is by far the sexiest.

Btw fastfox, your nwe avatar is quite adorable.

I'm trying G&W as a main his pump move is pretty broken though

 

[RyokoYaksa]

If new members are NOT heeding this sticky, then I'm not giving them my good graces. Some of what's being posted is plain silly. Though I have become very jaded over the years.

 

[Yoshi Z]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U CAN UNLOCK TOAD HERE IS HOW U DO IT!do classic mode then shot all the credits at the end but there is 1 at the end that was unhittable b4.now do adventure on any diffuculty without continuing. that is how u do it.NO JOKE!