I missed yesterday. That's what I get for having to do school stuff all day. Fortunately, it wasn't that exciting. In case anyone was wondering, here's the quick version of my thoughts...
Pauline
Chance: 0.2%
Want: 0%
She's a barely remembered footnote. A character that did literally nothing but be a damsel in distress, and whose latest appearance was in Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2. She's only been in games featuring both Mario and DK, and they didn't even bother putting her in the first Mario vs. DK game. Why put her in? They'd have to make up a moveset wholesale. I'm all in favor of adding more female characters, but Pauline would be really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Better choices for female characters: Palutena, Tetra, Impa, Dixie Kong, Rosalina, Birdo, Midna, Krystal, Lyn, Lucina, Anna, Robin/Avatar, Lip, Medusa, Ashley, Mona, Captain Syrup, Dark Samus, Mother Brain, (Donbe and) Hikari, Akari Hayami and even Daisy.
Dark Samus/Metroid Prime/Phaaze
Popularity: Well, Metroid Prime is over, there's been another Metroid game since then, and MP3 was several years ago now. Like all Metroid reps, she suffers in that in Japan only Metroid and Super Metroid were actually that popular. (Super Metroid actually sold better in Japan than in the US).
Relevancy: She's the main villain from the Metroid Prime trilogy, a high-selling and critically acclaimed series. But she's probably not coming back.
Design: There are two directions to take here. One is to make her a Samus clone. The other is to incorporate some of her moves from her boss fights, with only a little bit of copying. Final Smash would obviously have to be different either way. If Sakurai gets nervous about not having enough newcomers, he may choose to add some clones since they're a lot less work... in that case, Dark Samus's chances would be boosted a little bit.
Roster and Competition: Sylux really hurts her chances It's Ridley. We all know it's Ridley. The only way she has a chance is if Sakurai decides that he can't include Ridley this time either. Even then he might just shaft Metroid yet again. There's a real possibility of Ridley not getting in, and also of Metroid getting nothing. But operating on the assumption that Metroid does get a newcomer, it's almost certainly Ridley. He's the only character that really looms large over the series.
Model notes: My model predicts 1.66 slots and 2.22 move sets... which is a little strange. I take that to mean Metroid probably deserves another slot, but maybe not as much as you'd think since ZSS is a separate move set. I'd boost the chances for Metroid a little higher due to the very high demand for Ridley, so I'd go on the high end of that. But that's pretty much all Ridley, not a lot of room for Dark Samus.
Alternate possibilities: She could be an alternate costume. Which would mean making a Dark Zero Suit Samus too, actually, although that could just be a palette swap. All she requires is a simple re-skinning, maybe some different color effects on the missiles and such, but she's even easier than the male Wii Fit Trainer since her proportions are the same. To be honest though, it would feel more appropriate for her to get true versions of the Light Suit, Dark Suit, Fusion Suit, etc. Especially the Light Suit, I love that one.
Dark Samus chances: 2%
If Ridley doesn't get in, and Metroid does get a newcomer, Dark Samus has very good chances. That scenario just isn't very likely. It's very very likely we'll get Ridley or nothing.
Dark Samus want: 20%
I want Metroid to get another rep, but I want it to be Ridley. Dark Samus probably means no Ridley. But if we're talking about Ridley's already in, do I want her... then I'm mostly indifferent.
Dr Mario prediction: 5%
I dunno what people think.
But here are the two tracks that have to be included, the originals: NES
Fever and
Chill
And here's a remix:
virt - Funky Pills
Nominations:
Pichu x5