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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Why don't you just die?

 

[Kneutronic]

Keep calm and Tracer on!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Go on, take another swing. You might have a better chance of hitting me with a broken fist!

Juri's win quotes, man

 

[Schnee117]

We are droppin' into Hell, troopers! Time to grow a pair!

 

[Kneutronic]

The world could always use more heroes.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Maybe I'm beyond salvation...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ha ha! You want me to make it hurt more?

 

[Devil May Plop]

Wow. Gotta say, I didn't think that would hit!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

An S.I.N. agent would make for a good scoop.

Do whatever you want, as long as you're ready to die, that is!

 

[Schnee117]

You must be the stupidest apes in the whole damn 'verse!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Be more obedient! Do you want me to like you or not?

 

[Kneutronic]

You kids today with your techno music... You should enjoy the classics, like Hasselhoff!

I can't even take you seriously right now.

 

[Ryu_Ken]

I'm Lonk from Pennsylvania

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

[QUOTE-Juri]Mmm... You look like you're in good shape

 

[Devil May Plop]

You really want to see a miracle?

Are you going to show me?

I don't think you'll live long enough to see it!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You've got plenty more body for me to beat up. Come take some more punishment.

 

[Devil May Plop]

This isn't some schoolyard brawl! I want to see blood, child!

I have a name... You'll be shouting it all the way down to hell!

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Bacon Kitty Hawaiian Nightmare!

 

[Kneutronic]

I can't feel anything.

For as long as I can remember, I've never been able to feel emotions. I pretend to be normal when I'm around other people, but on the inside, I feel nothing. It's not as bad as it may sound. I know that I'm broken, but I don't care. This is normal for me. But everything changed when I met him...

...My Senpai.

For the first time, I felt something.

A strong desire.

A longing.

A yearning.

A craving.

Now I finally understand what it means to be human. To be alive. I'm addicted to the way he makes me feel. I don't care about anything else. He is everything to me. And now, someone is trying to take him from me.

She wants him, but not in the same way that I want him. She could never appreciate him the way I do. She doesn't deserve him. He belongs to me alone.

She has taught me a new emotion... Rage.

I want to stop her.

I want to hurt her.

I want to kill her.

There is nothing I won't do for Senpai. I won't let anyone come between us. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill. I won't let anyone take him from me.

Nothing else matters. No one else matters. Senpai will be mine.

He doesn't have a choice.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I kinda like you. Enough to want to bloody you even more!

 

[Devil May Plop]

For cryin' out loud, can't you shoot like a normal person?

Hey, I'm hitting my targets, aren't I?

 

[Devil May Plop]

Cloud.......Hey, Cloud.

Am......am I dead?

Well, that all depends on your perspective.

Oh god...I AM dead!

Well no, but we're all dying if you think about it.

But am I dead right this second?!

Nah...you're cool, cutie.

OH THANK GOwawha-?

Wake up cutie.

WHAT?!

Wake up-

-cutie!

-groans of pain-

Machinabridged is fun.

 

[Schnee117]

You continue to both surprise and disappoint me, Agent Washington

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Come on!

 

[smashfan666]

Aww yeah! This is happenin'!

Roads? Where we're going we don't need "roads"!

 

[Devil May Plop]

I wish there was a more graceful way to do things.

 

[smashfan666]

Playing dumb, Master Builder?

Sheesh. There always seems to be a lot of police around when you don't need 'em!

 

[Devil May Plop]

I've had just about enough of you!

 

[Schnee117]

Why do you continue to help these people, Agent Washington?
You have nothing to gain from them. No reason to fight for them. And yet, here you stand with your life on the line for them.
You used to be so much more.

 

[Kneutronic]

They're taking the point! Time to blow it- THEM up! ...I meant them.

 

[Erureido]

My fur is really shiny now, thanks to you! Maybe I can brush yours sometime. I'm a Grade A hair-care expert.

 

[Kneutronic]

I'll be sure to send them your regards, monkey...

 

[Devil May Plop]

Somebody, help!

 

[Schnee117]

Hey, just 'cuz you saved us doesn't mean you can leave, asshole. You killed innocent people!

I know. I'm going to make things right. But not from inside a cell.

If you run, we'll find you.

No...you won't.

 

[Kneutronic]

You're just a no-good bully. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror?

That's cold...

 

[smashfan666]

All that practice stuff is no fun. Whenever I need to summon my weapon, it just happens.

 

[Devil May Plop]

No interesado.

 

[AmericanDJ]

Something wrong, Hector? Was that a yawn I saw? Not the best battlefield manners.

Ah... It's nothing. Just, my dreams lately.

Dreams? What kind of dreams?

Laugh, and I'll kill you.

 

[Kneutronic]

Woah, it's me. Is my chronal accelerator malfunctioning again?

Wait. That's what I was just thinking. Spooky...

 

[Devil May Plop]

What's with the cart? More work, I'm guessing.

We have to protect the lovely Leanne. Even if it costs us our lives.

Pfeh, what about when she's not so lovely?

She's always lovely when she's working.

Should I be worried?

No need for worry when you're with us, sweetcakes.

It's official: I'm worried.