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[allison]

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is recursive!

Wait a minute, this is stupid!

 

[Devil May Plop]

If you defeat those round things next to the devices, it'll deactivate the red barrier.

Got it. Try not to do anything reckless until we get there, okay?

Don't you worry about Team Vashyron. We've always gotten by with just the three of us.

Yeah. We always have, and we always will!

 

[Ultrawing]

"Congratulations! Your a failure!"

 

[Schnee117]

Let's rock, dudes and dudettes!

 

[Ultrawing]

no, Zat would be your mother!

 

[JayTheUnseen]

"I couldn't help but notice you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room."
-Soos

 

[Devil May Plop]

That's an awfully strange request.

It's from Theresa. She usually has someone else do it.

It sounds like fun! Think of the smiles on their faces!

Come on. Kids are always happy when they get presents. If you ask me, I think it sets a bad precedent.

You think so?

Well, work's work, isn't it?

Then it's decided! We'll be handing out presents this Christmas!
-glare-
Any objections?

-glares back-
You're serious about this?

-moves face closer menacingly-
I am.

-likewise-
No backing out?

-closes the distance-
Don't test me!

Right, then. We'll put the holly and the jolly into this show. They won't know what hit 'em!

Woohoo!

Easy! Let's not get carried away!

 

[Ultrawing]

Seduce me

....you

Seduce me

....wha- spy im not gonna-

SEDUCE ME

 

[Devil May Plop]

Here they come, laughing it up.

Time to throw the kitchen sink at 'em!

Try not to get anyone killed.

I dunno, these corners are sharp!

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

TEE HEE!!

 

[Kneutronic]

Yes
No

 

[Devil May Plop]

Is that a smile I see, Leanne?

What? Was I smiling?

Our little Leanne has a sadistic side!

 

[Schnee117]

Tell me about the Helmand Province raid. Afghanistan.

What do you want to know, darlin’? Seems like you’ve got all the information at your fingertips. Do you even have fingertips?

I want to hear your version.

OK. Whatever. Black Hawks dropped us off on the outskirts of the village. We found our targets. There was a firefight. We neutralised the enemy. Then we hauled ass out of there before things turned into a soup sandwich.

Civilians were killed in the process.

You really want to hotwash this? An off-the-books raid? Come on. Don’t be naive. You think I kept the US Navy Rules and Regulations in my back pocket? My commanding officer slapped me on the back after that mission. He had tears in his eyes he was so proud of me. I was a hero. We put fourteen bad guys in the dirt.

And you don’t feel a sense of guilt?

About what?

The multitude of civilian deaths that went along with those fourteen enemy kills?

Do you feel guilty for all of the people who’ve died from Ultratech bombs or guns or bad vaccines?

I am not capable of guilt.

And neither am I. You think it was easy setting up that op? Getting all those people to play along and lure those ******** into their village for that gathering? I helped those people sacrifice their lives for the greater good. So that the population of that entire province would benefit. But I’d do the same thing a hundred times over if that’s what it took.

Voice analysis detects that you believe what you are saying.

 

[Ultrawing]

Ompf!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTOOOOOOOOOON!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Man, your attacks are so plain.

Plain?! I hope you mean "intelligently austere."

 

[Cardboardtubeknight]

Oooh!!


.

 

[Schnee117]

About now, I'm thinking old TJ has to be regretting that witty line of his. "Is that the best you got, UltraTech?" I mean, who says things like that? And that name! "TJ Combo", what's up with that? Uh, how about "Sir Punchalot", or "Dr. Jab", or oh wait wait I know, "Mr. Fist"? Pft, loser. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one to talk. It's hard to go by "Ben" when you look like I do. But you know what? I like this new me - stronger, faster, burnier. Ultratech has a plan, and if these pinheads would give it some thought, they'd see they're on the wrong side. But if they really wanna fight it, who am I to complain? Because it means I get to have more fun. So bring 'em all on. You know how the saying goes - play with fire and, well, you know the rest...

 

[AmericanDJ]

Man, what a buncha jokahs.

 

[Devil May Plop]

I think that qualifies as mad skills.

That wasn't a battle. That was assisted suicide!

Were they too weak or were we too strong?

 

[Schnee117]

Sick Burn!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Hell just got a little more crowded.

I look at an enemy and all I see is a wad of cash. That can't be good.

What's it like behind this world?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

HYAAAAAA!!!

 

[Schnee117]

Pathetic! After all that talk, Xord was crushed by worthless maggots like you.

This one can talk 'n' all!

Oh, I can talk alright. And I got a pretty good memory. 'Fiora! Get outta there! Get out!' Her screams were music to my ears, as my claws slid right through her soft flesh. Like a hot knife through butter!

Talk all you want, because those words will be your last!

The Monado? Heh. It's been a while!

 

[Lord Dio]

KONO DIO DA!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Does God feel anything? Why doesn't He save the people who deserve it? If they're dead, that must because that's what He wanted to happen, right? There aren't any miracles anymore, so what's there to believe in? Will he still judge me as one of His children?

 

[Fluttershy]

*says eith sass* Unless you're afraid they won't like you

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Don't look away.

I... Don't look away? Which way?

That way. Outside our little world.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Isn't violence against hair a crime, Your Honor?

 

[Kneutronic]

If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible… So don't you dare cry.

 

[Schnee117]

It's him!

Metal Face!

Sorry we're late to the party! What do you think of our leader's gift?

How did you know we'd be here?

What's that? The poor insects are a little confused? We're here for the old fool! If he's dead he can't power up the Monado. You being here's just an added bonus!

 

[Hypercat-Z]

"Freedom of costumization is a right of all sentient beings!"

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

"Freedom of costumization is a right of all sentient beings, Me-YOWZA!"

Fixed that for yah.

 

[Capybara Gaming]

"A shrimp like you outta know life is tempura-rary! Nyuk, Nyuk". - Gemini Sunrise, Project X Zone 2

 

[Schnee117]

Mechon! You'll pay for what you've done!

Please Wait. I mean you no harm.

Give us back Fiora! Give her back!

I told you to stay outta the way, boy!

Shulk!

Weak! Weak and Pathetic!

Dunban!

Stupid bug!

Melia!

Look at you! Worthless without the Monado! Isn't that right, Dunban?

What or who are you?! how do you know me?

Let's see if this jogs your memory!

 

[Mythzotick]

I'll keep on fighting for peace for both humans and robots!

No, you're wrong! I only fight when I am forced to protect the world from those who would pit machines against man. I believe humans and robots can live in peace!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it.

 

[Schnee117]

Metal Face!

Stay alert!

You killed my father!

Get him!

Get away from her!

Now, now, let's all calm down. If I slip, I might mess up her hair.

You!

You're disgusting!

Would you be so kind and hand over that dangerous toy you have? I could take it after I smash you all to a pulp. But we wouldn't want that would we?

All right. You can have it. But only if you let her go.

There's a good boy. Always eager to please, Shulk.

But you're-

How's it going Dunban?

Is that?

Mumkhar! I thought it might be but... You're to blame for all this?

I can't tell you how badly I've wanted this sword! Has this puny boy even figured out how it works yet? What are you willing to do? Would you even kill a Homs to beat us?

You dare ask that of us? Why did you betray us to Mechonis? Why did you kill our friends at the Colony? Why?!

You wanna know? Because it's your home.

You piece of...!

Stay where you are. That thing works by remote. So unless you ant me to put a hole in her neck... So what's it to be weaklings? Grovel at my feet and beg??

 

[Erureido]

Yaah! Hyah! HHHAAAAAIIII-YAH!

(Hinoka leaves)

Oh, it's Lady Hinoka training over there. She gives off such an intense energy when she is deep into her training...

Hello, Hinata. Do you need something?

Oh! No, sorry for disturbing you. I was just overwhelmed by your intensity.

My intensity? This is just a normal workout for me, really.

A normal workout... Amazing! Your energy while training is extremely attractive.

Hah, no need for compliments. I'm doing this to improve my body, not my ego.

Such self-discipline... We retainers could learn a thing or two from you, to be sure. You're truly impressive, Princess Hinoka.

No need to be so formal, Hinata. And I have to be strong. I can't always rely on my retainers. I need to be able to protect myself.

What?! But, Lady Hinoka, the whole reason you have retainers is to rely on them. Aren't there some things you can order them to deal with?

No, I'm not bossy with them most of the time. And even if I was...

You trailed off there. What do you mean?

Even if I gave them orders, they're not the types to jump up and get things done.

That doesn't seem like the proper behavior for a royal retainer at all...

It doesn't bother me that much, so it's fine. If anything, I feel obligated to watch over them, really. Honestly, having to take care of them actually keeps me on my toes.

Well, if you ever need help with anything, just let me know. I'll gladly help you!

Oh no, I wouldn't impose on you. Or on Takumi, for that matter.

Don't worry! Lord Takumi would understand if you needed help. It really wouldn't bother anyone.

I appreciate the thought, but I prefer not to rely on other people. I have somewhere to be.

(Hinoka leaves)

W-wait! Lady Hinoka!