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[Helsong]

mods are away, post pictures of your butt.

pls don't hurt me strongbad

Nice. 10/10 would squeeze, making me jealous.

 

[CORY]

Nice. 10/10 would squeeze, making me jealous.

i'd allow it if we're ever in the same place.

just once, though. i think my gf would be very cross if i let other girls squeeze my butt too much.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I'd squeeze your butt too, Cory.

Izzat ok?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Helsong]

i'd allow it if we're ever in the same place.

just once, though. i think my gf would be very cross if i let other girls squeeze my butt too much.

Oh honey, she doesn't need to be jealous! I can squeeze hers too.

 

[Mansta]

Yep, still not straight.
Grill butts tho.

 

[DrinkingFood]

I've been having the worst sore throat/coughing fits in the past two days and I hate it so much. already nearly used up a pack of halls in the past 7 hours alone, to little effect. help


people no-sell roman reign's one punch all the time

no-selling saitama's one punch ends in your entrails all over the ground

conclusions are obvious, folks

I've had walking pneumonia for the past 10 days or so. Basically a terrible cough, weakness, occasional chills; couldn't get much sleep because laying down shifted whatever is in my lungs and started coughing fits. **** sucks. Had to work like that too, couldn't call in sick any more than I already had. If cough syrup and cough drops won't help, you might have fluid building in your lungs which could mean an infection. See if you can't get prescribed some antibiotics. I got lucky, don't have insurance but a family friend who is a doctor prescribed me to antibiotics and prescription strength cough medicine. I've been feeling much better the past 3 days or so.

 

[CORY]

I'd squeeze your butt too, Cory.

Izzat ok?

Smooth Criminal

yeah. you can probably squeeze it a little more without her being cross.

 

[interpunct]

Cory, I'd fight you in a butt battle.

 

[CORY]

post butt pics, scrub.

 

[Vashimus]

I've been having the worst sore throat/coughing fits in the past two days and I hate it so much. already nearly used up a pack of halls in the past 7 hours alone, to little effect.

I've had walking pneumonia for the past 10 days or so.

I've had a persistent on-and-off cough for the past 3 ****ING YEARS, in case you wanted to know what real torture was. I'd love to switch places with either one of you, at least you have the hope of it eventually getting better. Might as well be freaking cancer.

 

[Jolteon]

mods are away, post pictures of your butt.

pls don't hurt me strongbad

 

[PlateProp]

I'd post pictures of my butt but I wear real man underwear so you couldnt see it unless I actually exposed myself and pretty sure that's against the rules

Here's the spot where my butt goes in my pants instead

 

[drakargx]

RIP wallet.

Spoiler

Eyy I bought that SSD last week, was a steal and assassins creed syndicate turns out to not be completely awful

 

[CORY]

I'd post pictures of my butt but I wear real man underwear so you couldnt see it unless I actually exposed myself and pretty sure that's against the rules

Here's the spot where my butt goes in my pants instead
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real men wear underwear that you can show your butt off in easier.

 

[GHNeko]

are we posting butts?

because i'm an ass man and this pleases me.

 

[MechWarriorNY]

I've had a persistent on-and-off cough for the past 3 ****ING YEARS, in case you wanted to know what real torture was. I'd love to switch places with either one of you, at least you have the hope of it eventually getting better. Might as well be freaking cancer.

Was it emphysema, or something?

 

[Frost | Odds]

Project M Booty Room inc

 

[Raccoon Chuck]

are we posting butts?

because i'm an *** man and this pleases me.

Woah, we postin' butts? Sweet, because I beat all of you luzers.

(Is best butt)

 

[CORY]

are we posting butts?

because i'm an *** man and this pleases me.

i've been trying, but everyone's too chicken**** to reciprocate.

at least plate's trying, but it's still pretty weak in here.

 

[trash?]

UPDATE: woke up to an intensely hot room + a much stronger fever. thx body

i'm an *** man

bewp bewp

 

[SunJester]

This talk makes me realize I have like no frame of reference for what constitutes a good butt.

Like, I can understand you don't want a flat butt, but I'm not exactly what kind of shape someone would want.

 

[MechWarriorNY]

Not in morbidly obese shape, for starters...?

 

[interpunct]

But my girlfriend would kill me Cory.

 

[Ed94]

I've been lurking hard but I must say this thread is getting good.

 

[Ningildo]

This talk makes me realize I have like no frame of reference for what constitutes a good butt.

Like, I can understand you don't want a flat butt, but I'm not exactly what kind of shape someone would want.

A shape that would make a guy go "ey gurl, let me touch that booty"

Even though you're a guy.

The problem is that what shape that is isn't universal, so have fun with that.

 

[Vashimus]

@Teran Abs or gtfo

 

[SunJester]

A shape that would make a guy go "ey gurl, let me touch that booty"

Even though you're a guy.

The problem is that what shape that is isn't universal, so have fun with that.

Fair enough. I've seen one booty in my life that made me feel that.

What I could do is just listen to people when they say what booties are good so I can have a solid frame of reference for the rest of the booties out there.

 

[CORY]

But my girlfriend would kill me Cory.

No Johns. Show her the picture, too. She can't be that mad, right? It's not like we:re squeezing it.

 

[Frost | Odds]

This talk makes me realize I have like no frame of reference for what constitutes a good butt.

Like, I can understand you don't want a flat butt, but I'm not exactly what kind of shape someone would want.

two perfect pyramids per cheek

 

[interpunct]

No Johns. Show her the picture, too. She can't be that mad, right? It's not like we:re squeezing it.

I'm so getting banned.

P.S. I would take a side pic but it's too hard on me. lol

Cory played me like a damn fiddle, he's gone!

 

[GHNeko]

i've been trying, but everyone's too chicken**** to reciprocate.

at least plate's trying, but it's still pretty weak in here.

Neko to the rescue.

 

[interpunct]

Neko to the rescue.

I see no rescue.

 

[PlateProp]

you dont want to see my butt anyways. it's bony as ****. ask Frost | Odds

 

[SunJester]

This thread has become very voyeuristic

two perfect pyramids per cheek

Like Captain Fapcoj in Smash 64?

 

[CORY]

This thread has become very voyeuristic

yeah, i'm an attention ***** and studying calc, so i'm also a bit bored. the gf's away today, so i'm fishing for attention in here : p

 

[interpunct]

yeah, i'm an attention ***** and studying calc, so i'm also a bit bored. the gf's away today, so i'm fishing for attention in here : p

Not one comment about my butt, I win!

 

[GHNeko]

I see no rescue.

what's good nigga?

 

[Vashimus]

I'm so getting banned.

P.S. I would take a side pic but it's too hard on me. lol

Cory played me like a damn fiddle, he's gone!

Do you play football? Because that is one tight end.

Was it emphysema, or something?

No idea. It cropped back up with a vengeance so I'm seeing the throat doctor this week to find out what's the sitch.

 

[interpunct]

what's good *****?

I now get why you want to be top (memer)

Do you play football? Because that is one tight end.

I used to play Soccer but mostly it's just the couch and a healthy diet of chocolate chip cookies. But thank you, you're too kind.

 

[CORY]

Not one comment about my butt, I win!

wait, what? i know i commented on your booty... did my phone eat it? i thought i posted when i was at home...