Yet another fanservice post.
I have two crazy sister friends who live at the same place with a third girl.
The sisters had finished to move in a week ago, but the third girl had called her mother to come by car to bring her stuff that remained in her former house.
I was very close to the older of the two sisters, and she was a crazy fujoshi (for the none weebz : A girl who likes Yaoi (For the none weebz : pornography drawings featuring homosexual intercourses with males only)) a lot and played many Eroge (for the none weebz : Erotic games)
Some times, just for fun, I tried some of here games. One of them was artificial academy where you controled a male highschooler and could have all sort of relations with his female surrounding. Well, yeah, she didn't like that, that was GROSS since it was heterosexual intercourses ONLY. So she patched it, and all girls had penises. Since the character customisation can go very far and you can create all the character making your surrounding, the girls could have beard and look a little like a male (they still had boobs though) ... AND VOILA, you have a sort of Yaoi game !
I tried that since it was so moded that the game became hilarious. Every one just DASHED instead of walking since she thought the game was "too slow" and you couldn't even control your own character properly since he went so crazy fast. Let alone click on someone you wanted to talk with, and all the conversations were so glitchy ...
A guy-looking female appeared to me when the character was working at the library and said "Can I help you ?" Wanted to raise my int. stats, I accepted ...
But it was a translation mistake, and she wanted more than help me ... The two characters started to do ... Uuh ... Stuff (AKA : Having heterosexual animations while they were supposed to be two men which leads to A LOT of penis clipping and hilarity) and the mother of the third girl who lived in the flat came JUST WHEN IT STARTED to help her bring a piece of furniture.
With god-like reflexes, I could alt-tab the game so I don't think she saw much.
What is funny is that ... This third girl would become my girlfriend a few months after that, and I don't how much her mother saw on the computer to this day ...