Project M Social Thread Gold

[Leafeon]

assuring that you won't be awkward about it is awkward in itself
there's nothing you can do to avoid the awkward

 

[Soft Serve]

sorry to disappoint

@ Hylian I said something about me having a crush on her I don't really remember the specifics
BUT
she said "what"
>you heard me
"well yes, I did but I'm still processing the information"

then the next few minutes were a blur of spaghetti mainly involving me confirming the fact she did not have a crush on me and me assuring that I wouldn't be awkward about it

ayy lmao

Don't worry man

There's other magikarps out there, you'll find the right one to swim up the waterfall and evolve with someday.

 

[Deleted member]

magikarp cant make it up the waterfall

it can splash like a boss tho

 

[mimgrim]

As of today, I am now officially 24 years old.

Woo. I think. Not really. Meh.

I need a hug and someone to Smash, "Smash" and get Smashed with.

Spoiler

 

[Kaye Cruiser]

oh hey thats 20 min from here

i wanna throw needles at you, drop by sometime

and then date her for real

I'll probably be meeting a lot of you folks when the time comes, so I'll definitely be glad to swing by and Falcon Kick you. XD

And...that'd be nice, but as close friends as we are, that's all we'll ever be. I'm already fully aware that I'm not what she's looking for.

Being very cuddly and close friends with a purely platonic love is all she wants until she decides she's found the one for her, so that's what I'll give her til my time is up. Then she can live happily with him and her beloved God and I'll go back to being on my own.

That's just how it is. I may be her closest male friend and may have known her for a decade starting this year, but at the end of the day, I'm still also her ex-boyfriend. Even if she never thinks of it that way.

-shrugs- Still, we have a blast together since there's so many things we share that only the two of us would understand how to reach about. And she honestly does bring out the better person in my and kept me from becoming something terrible, and from not existing altogether, so I cherish the time I have with her. She's my best friend.

 

[Vashimus]

And...that'd be nice, but as close friends as we are, that's all we'll ever be. I already fully aware that I'm not what she's looking for.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

C'mon, you're cool. :[

 

[Warsaint777]

Oh god my face is spreading.


What did she say? Did you just meet her? What was the context?

There is always again . You can only be told no so many times.

Edit: Just realized how wrong that sounded LOL. I meant in regards to different girls, not the same one over and over.

there's a lot of cases where asking over and over again the same girl works out apparently

 

[Deleted member]

I actually met my girlfriend on ChristianMingle.com and we're happily in love.

 

[Mansta]

I think I like going to tourneys, if only there was a weekly that wasn't an hour car ride to get to. ;_;

 

[FPSWalrus]

I'll probably be meeting a lot of you folks when the time comes, so I'll definitely be glad to swing by and Falcon Kick you. XD

And...that'd be nice, but as close friends as we are, that's all we'll ever be. I already fully aware that I'm not what she's looking for.

Being very cuddly and close friends with a purely platonic love is all she wants until she decides she's found the one for her, so that's what I'll give her til my time is up. Then she can live happily with him and her beloved God and I'll go back to being on my own.

That's just how it is. I may be her closest male friend and may have known her for a decade starting this year, but at the end of the day, I'm still also her ex-boyfriend. Even if she never thinks of it that way.

-shrugs- Still, we have a blast together since there's so many things we share that only the two of us would understand how to reach about. And she honestly does bring out the better person in my and kept me from becoming something terrible, and from not existing altogether, so I cherish the time I have with her. She's my best friend.

 

[Lizalfos]

I could make you stronger.

With consent?
- - - - - -
I watched Ally vs M2K @ shots fired, and watched M2K get bodied by Ally. Not because Ally was using Ike's really powerful tools and Ike is op or something, M2K just got bodied.

Did ally beat him this badly in Brawl?

 

[Grey Belnades]

sorry to disappoint

@ Hylian I said something about me having a crush on her I don't really remember the specifics
BUT
she said "what"
>you heard me
"well yes, I did but I'm still processing the information"

then the next few minutes were a blur of spaghetti mainly involving me confirming the fact she did not have a crush on me and me assuring that I wouldn't be awkward about it

ayy lmao

That was your first mistake. Your second mistake was that you weren't John Cena. Your third mistake was that you weren't Dek Stokes.

I actually met my girlfriend on ChristianMingle.com and we're happily in love.

Only amateurs use ChristianMingle. Farmersonly is the GOAT site.

 

[Giygacoal]

I actually met my girlfriend on ChristianMingle.com and we're happily in love.

I'm not a physical contact expert, but I sense the slightest bit of hover-handing there.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm not a physical contact expert, but I sense the slightest bit of hover-handing there.

Don't you know that Hover Handing is one of the most prestige, difficult, and most rewarding techniques to pull off?

Every time I whip out this rad tech on the ladies, I get their entire uterus to explode. You don't even know the true power of Hover Handing.

 

[Giygacoal]

Don't you know that hover handing is one of the most prestige, difficult, and most rewarding techniques to pull off?

Every time I whip out this rad tech on the ladies, I get their entire uterus to explode. You don't even know the true power of Hover Handing.

I have much to learn.

 

[mimgrim]

i did that too

and thats how i moved to texas

I didn't know you lived in Texas.

How relatable. The girl that I'm closest to, who I also adore above anything and everything else, lives in Texas.

More accurate, she just happens to live in Denton, where I'm headed to live with my friend.

She practically exploded with a mix of joy, confusion and excitement when I told her. She's already got all these plans of stuff she wants me to do with her when I get there.

I swear, she's gonna end up making people think we're a couple moreso than we already tend to make people think. XD

Hey if you ever come out to San Antonio after you get to Texas you should shoot me a pm and see if we can meet at Ooples (a common place the P:M players got to play) or something.

 

[bec]

Don't you know that Hover Handing is one of the most prestige, difficult, and most rewarding techniques to pull off?

Every time I whip out this rad tech on the ladies, I get their entire uterus to explode. You don't even know the true power of Hover Handing.

am girl can confirm hover handing is top tier awkward

 

[DrinkingFood]

Someone convince me I need a female when I have porn and PM
If nobody picks me out of a sperm donation catalog then they probably wouldn't pick me for a date either lmao
#DarwinAwardNominee

 

[FPSWalrus]

i cant actually relate to stuff in here because i have a middle school relationship and we all know those dont last

 

[Vashimus]

there's a lot of cases where asking over and over again the same girl works out apparently

It doesn't. If she declines to a date, she's not interested in you and never will be in a million years. Move on.

That statement obviously isn't always true, but it's honestly a much more beneficial mindset to have than thinking you still have a chance.

 

[Kaye Cruiser]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

C'mon, you're cool. :[

Me cool? Please, I'm an absolutely horrible, terrible person. I just try really hard not to be so much around others so I can actually have someone to talk to every once in awhile and that hardly ever works either. XD

Hey if you ever come out to San Antonio after you get to Texas you should shoot me a pm and see if we can meet at Ooples (a common place the P:M players got to play) or something.

"Ooples" That sounds like the name of a Fruit Loops knockoff. lol

But I sure will. A chance to meet up with you would be awesome.

 

[Warsaint777]

I checked out cringechannel and there was a library anime club flyer that jerks were rippin on that I thought was actually kinda well made so now I'm a little salty.

http://www.cringechannel.com/2015/03/07/picture-library-club/

I say "totes rad" all the ****ing time in utter sincerity. What a bunch of *****.

It doesn't. If she declines to a date, she's not interested in you and never will be in a million years. Move on.

That statement obviously isn't always true, but it's honestly a much more beneficial mindset to have than thinking you still have a chance.

I can't say for sure, you may be right.

 

[FPSWalrus]

I checked out cringechannel and there was a library anime club flyer that jerks were rippin on that I thought was actually kinda well made so now I'm a little salty.

http://www.cringechannel.com/2015/03/07/picture-library-club/

I say "totes rad" all the ****ing time in utter sincerity. What a bunch of ****s.



I can't say for sure, you may be right.

they werent ripping on the flyer, just SAO

 

[Warsaint777]

they werent ripping on the flyer, just SAO

Spoiler

 

[Giygacoal]

Someone convince me I need a female when I have porn and PM
If nobody picks me out of a sperm donation catalog then they probably wouldn't pick me for a date either lmao
#DarwinAwardNominee

You can't take out porn and PM for drinking nor food.

 

[FPSWalrus]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[mimgrim]

"Ooples" That sounds like the name of a Fruit Loops knockoff. lol

But I sure will. A chance to meet up with you would be awesome.

Lol. Nah. It's an Anime shop that let's us bring and play Smash there.

And I'm much less lively irl then I seem to portray myself on the internet. So it probably wouldn't be that awesome.

....

Also is anyone here real savy with computers because I'm having a problem with mine. Every time it tries to boot up in Normal Mode it gets stuck on a black screen with the mouse cursor showing but stays like that indefinitely. But starting up in any of the Safe Modes work fine. Idk what the problem is.

 

[DrinkingFood]

You can't take out porn and PM for drinking nor food.

Exactly, saves money and the strain of socializing

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Leafeon]

Exactly, saves money and the strain of socializing

DF confirmed scrooge

 

[Lizalfos]

Spoiler

Its true Warsaint, that show is irredeemable. What a **** anime club.

i cant actually relate to stuff in here because i have a middle school relationship and we all know those dont last

Chasing girls in middle school sounds like the most fruitless endeavor I can think of.

Gotta agree with Drinking Tears.
I know I'm a teenage boy who is going to be 16 soon, but Girls don't seem worth it. Lots of responsibility, very little motivating me to find a Girl, less rewarding than other things I could accomplish.

I would probably just want a close friend I could talk to and occasionally hug.
****, I literally just want someone to be my mom, god dammit.

 

[Warsaint777]

Exactly, saves money and the strain of socializing

I've heard real girl boobs feel spectacular though...

 

[Lizalfos]

Seems shallow.
I bet Melee feels better.

 

[Warsaint777]

Maybe the c stick feels like nipples

 

[FPSWalrus]

Its true Warsaint, that show is irredeemable. What a **** anime club.

Chasing girls in middle school sounds like the most fruitless endeavor I can think of.

Gotta agree with Drinking Tears.
I know I'm a teenage boy who is going to be 16 soon, but Girls don't seem worth it. Lots of responsibility, very little motivating me to find a Girl, less rewarding than other things I could accomplish.

I would probably just want a close friend I could talk to and occasionally hug.
****, I literally just want someone to be my mom, god dammit.

wouldnt say fruitless, i see middle school relations as a perfect way to get a foreground on future relationships based on the social interaction that goes into a good relationship, not the ones where she dates you until you run out of money for gifts

 

[Kaye Cruiser]

You can't take out porn and PM for drinking nor food.

Not with THAT attitude, you can't!

Besides, who needs drinking or food when you have @ DrinkingFood

 

[Warsaint777]

I mean, I couldn't stand SoA. That said a lot of the sword fights were beautifully animated.

 

[Lizalfos]

Maybe the c stick feels like nipples

The reproductive organs look nasty.
“The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.” -Leonardo da Vinci
The figure itself and people with nice hair, good faces. That is what I would find "sexy".

wouldnt say fruitless, i see middle school relations as a perfect way to get a foreground on future relationships based on the social interaction that goes into a good relationship, not the ones where she dates you until you run out of money for gifts

Unless your are in the 8th grade I doubt that you feel real attraction and more likely it is just social pressure.
Whatever, I'm not the fun police. You seem to have a healthy perspective on it.
------------
Yeah, SAO has a good animation.

 

[PMS | Tink-er]

I feel like I don't understand most people. Idk maybe it's my depression or something, but I don't understand people going out all the time. Stay at home and play melee all day. Cute boys/girls who play melee are so hard to find anyways.

 

[Hylian]

sorry to disappoint

@ Hylian I said something about me having a crush on her I don't really remember the specifics
BUT
she said "what"
>you heard me
"well yes, I did but I'm still processing the information"

then the next few minutes were a blur of spaghetti mainly involving me confirming the fact she did not have a crush on me and me assuring that I wouldn't be awkward about it

ayy lmao

Have you known her for long?