The other night I had a dream that I argued with Raven Symone about the Michael Brown case on the streets of NYC with our classmates and professor and she got so mad over it she talked to some triads and got them to send hitmen to take me out.
Then all of the sudden I was on a giant cruise ship with a really dark and dreary interior that looked like something out of a Tim Burton film. After chilling in a dark corridor for a while, the two hitmen started to pursue me. One was some dude with tranquilizer darts that looked like syringes, and the other was a chick with a sniper rifle. They had me pinned behind wall where I was trapped for a while, but then I remembered that I was Batman.
I decided to rush them and as I did, I caught one of the dude's tranquilizer darts and was able to strafe my way to the chick with the sniper rifle. I began stabbing her with the syringe and eventually injected her with a little to incapacitate her as I watched the other dude run away. I decide that I couldn't leave the girl alone since it was my job as Batman to serve and protect, so I brought her to a separate corridor where we would be safe and where I could put on my Batsuit. The chick was high as **** and started being nice and somehow, we ended up ****ing (probably because I was Batman). I thought she was going to betray me, so I injected her with the rest of the tranquilizer to incapacitate her further, when all of the sudden I heard an explosion.
Red lights started flashing and signaled that the cruise ship was sinking, so I grabbed the girl and tried to find a way out. The explosion ended up coming from the other hitman, who I saw making his escape as the ship was slowly flipping. I couldn't find a way out and ended up sinking with the ship, when suddenly we were saved by my bat-submarine (that looked like an orange angel fish). It seemed like we were saved, but unfortunately as we were making our way towards the surface, a giant eel-looking sea creature mistook us for an actual fish. Just as we got to the surface, we ended up in it's mouth struggling to break free from it's tongue's grip, and I slowly watched the girl get taken out of the submarine and swallowed. The same thing happened to me, and the... camera (I guess?) was left looking at the surface of the water where we were just eaten, and where the sea monster disappeared.
Miraculously, we emerged from the water being held by a robotic eyeball with bug-like wings that was apparently the chick's, which I had noticed earlier in my dream but didn't think much of it. We ended up landing on a piece of rubble, hoping to find spare parts lying around so we could modify the eyeball thing to be able to fly us back to the main land. My dream ended there. **** was cash.