Vintage Creep
Smash Master
Surprised this isn't a topic yet. No rules, do whatever the hell you want. The crazier the better.
It can be for any character, both newcomers and veterans, and even non-videogame ones (except Banjo-Kazooie because feels, I don't want them).
Mine for example:
We're at Pokémon Stadium. The Pokémon theme starts while someone announces the epic final battle against Lance, the Elite Four Champion. The voices are in Japanese subtitled.
Announcer: "The Pokémon Trainer has reached the final battle for glory! Lance, the Dragon master!".
Lance: "I've been waiting for you. As the League Champion and Pokémon master, I accept your challenge!".
Lance throws a Poké Ball from which a huge Rayquaza comes out, roaring. It's massive and terrifying, the people in the stadium are both excited and scared.
The Pokémon Trainer smiles and throws his Pokémon. Silence falls in the stadium. It's Jigglypuff, which comes out making a cute cry and just stands there. People start laughing.
Lance seems preoccupied and screams: "Rayquaza, it's our chance, use Draco Meteor!". Rayquaza roars and an epic storm of asteroids start crashing on Jigglypuff. There are a lot of explosion which cover the entire stadium as seen from an outside point of view, the attack is long and seems unstoppable.
When the dust settles down, Jigglypuff is still smiling. A window opens saying "It's not very effective..." and we can see her energy going down just a little bit. Both Rayquaza and Lance are terrified.
Red says: "Jiggs. Dazzling Gleam.". Jigglypuff slowly walks towards a terrified Rayquaza and then starts sprizzling star dust everywhere. Rayquaza is hit and starts roaring in pain while his energy drowns and the "It's super-effective!" window pops out.
Announcer: "It's incredible! It's the Dragon Slayer!".
Lance is angry and launches four other Poké Balls. Dragonite, Garchomp, Hydreigon and Goodra pop out all looking fierce. Jiggly still just hugs them all with a cute smile and voice and they faint in pain.
Lance: "This is my last chance!".
Lance throws another Poké Ball but we don't see what comes out. A few shots of Jigglypuff back-to-back are shown, always a little bit closer to her, and to her eyeball especially. In the few seconds in which this happens his theme starts off. Then, we finally see him reflected in Jigglypuff's eyeball, with a line introducing him:
It can be for any character, both newcomers and veterans, and even non-videogame ones (except Banjo-Kazooie because feels, I don't want them).
Mine for example:
We're at Pokémon Stadium. The Pokémon theme starts while someone announces the epic final battle against Lance, the Elite Four Champion. The voices are in Japanese subtitled.
Announcer: "The Pokémon Trainer has reached the final battle for glory! Lance, the Dragon master!".
Lance: "I've been waiting for you. As the League Champion and Pokémon master, I accept your challenge!".
Lance throws a Poké Ball from which a huge Rayquaza comes out, roaring. It's massive and terrifying, the people in the stadium are both excited and scared.
The Pokémon Trainer smiles and throws his Pokémon. Silence falls in the stadium. It's Jigglypuff, which comes out making a cute cry and just stands there. People start laughing.
Lance seems preoccupied and screams: "Rayquaza, it's our chance, use Draco Meteor!". Rayquaza roars and an epic storm of asteroids start crashing on Jigglypuff. There are a lot of explosion which cover the entire stadium as seen from an outside point of view, the attack is long and seems unstoppable.
When the dust settles down, Jigglypuff is still smiling. A window opens saying "It's not very effective..." and we can see her energy going down just a little bit. Both Rayquaza and Lance are terrified.
Red says: "Jiggs. Dazzling Gleam.". Jigglypuff slowly walks towards a terrified Rayquaza and then starts sprizzling star dust everywhere. Rayquaza is hit and starts roaring in pain while his energy drowns and the "It's super-effective!" window pops out.
Announcer: "It's incredible! It's the Dragon Slayer!".
Lance is angry and launches four other Poké Balls. Dragonite, Garchomp, Hydreigon and Goodra pop out all looking fierce. Jiggly still just hugs them all with a cute smile and voice and they faint in pain.
Lance: "This is my last chance!".
Lance throws another Poké Ball but we don't see what comes out. A few shots of Jigglypuff back-to-back are shown, always a little bit closer to her, and to her eyeball especially. In the few seconds in which this happens his theme starts off. Then, we finally see him reflected in Jigglypuff's eyeball, with a line introducing him:
Ridley squeezes into battle!