Pool Room Pirates! Yarrr, get on board, it be talk like a pirate day!

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Being a pirate is more than waving a bloody sword around and blabbing on like the idiots you are. When you set sail on a financial enterprise for 8 weeks without neigh sight of a full sail or a grain of sand, many a man goes mad. That is if the rocking of the ship doesn't make you puke your innards or the sweet taste of sea water from thirst drives you mad.

So if you so dare to believe you can be a pirate, set sail this very day and let the stories of your misdeeds travel before you striking fear into the sights of the law and curl the hairs of any a respectable pirate.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Me sorry laddie, me couldn't hear ye over how salty ye must be.

 

[tekkie]

yarrrr, salty puns.

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

I wonder how greenie here would feel about being stuck in a barrel of salt for a week at sea with a pitcher of water hanging over their head.

 

[john!]

what a sad bunch o' landlubbers ye all be makin' yerselves out to be. bilge rats, the lot o' ye.

 

[Mini Mic]

I think we all know what the best kind of treasure is:

 

[Glöwworm]

"plaaaaassstiiiicc"

 

[OmegaXXII]

Har har, you late me laddies, har har har.

 

[Mic_128]

Time for this ship to sail. Catch ye all next year! Arrrr!