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Pixel's Legendary Story ;)

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Lightshade, everybody but you finds Pixel's story hilarious and/or true. Stop being an ***.

This is an original topic, and is way better than everything else on the Link boards (except Pixel's Gems of Wisdom).
 
Banks

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pixel is a fuxin legend among smashers, he is well renowned on the hub and boards as being the only delightful troll whose joke threads bring out glee in everyone.

lightshade is a complete noob who knows nothing of smash lore. history will consume him.

i think SOMEONE never saw the gems of wisdom. a legendary topic indeed.

edit: obv this story is true, pixel has stated on various occasions a tumor in his brain prevents him from lying.
 
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I'm not going to worship some wannabe ***git who thinks he's better then everyone else. Seriously, if he has a brain tumor, he'd not be here right now. I'll have ****ing 4chan spam the living hell out of goatse... please shut up. He's no better then anyone else. He hasn't contributed anything to the community in any way, other then make pointless threads.
 
SleepyK

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Pixel has contributed far more than any person has... to anything.
he cured my mother's cancer, saved my dog from a river of acid blood, and single handedly removed a splinter from my pinky finger.

this man is a living legend.
 
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SleepyK said:
Pixel has contributed far more than any person has... to anything.
he cured my mother's cancer, saved my dog from a river of acid blood, and single handedly removed a splinter from my pinky finger.

this man is a living legend.
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he impregnates everyone who he plays smash with too

and he impregnated your pinky too
 
Banks

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Lightshade said:
I'm not going to worship some wannabe ***git who thinks he's better then everyone else. Seriously, if he has a brain tumor, he'd not be here right now. I'll have ****ing 4chan spam the living hell out of goatse... please shut up. He's no better then anyone else. He hasn't contributed anything to the community in any way, other then make pointless threads.
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you have got to be the stupidest mother****er i have ever seen in my life.

pixel has got to be the coolest mother****er i have seen in my life.
 
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well Darc is right and Lightshade is wrong because everyone obviously cares about how wrong this story is so you need to come in here and tell everyone.
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Or I just like to waste your time.


@banks, get out of your mother's basement and stop selling child pr0n,
@Kratos aurion, quit stalking me, and stop having ghey secks with this pixel ****head.

I mean, I've already won because half the people here love this guy so much they'll defend him to their death. Whatever.
 
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Lightshade said:
Or I just like to waste your time.


@banks, get out of your mother's basement and stop selling child pr0n,
@Kratos aurion, quit stalking me, and stop having ghey secks with this pixel ****head.

I mean, I've already won because half the people here love this guy so much they'll defend him to their death. Whatever.
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you must be bitter because you suck at smash
 
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KratosAurion192

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Lightshade said:
Or I just like to waste your time.


@banks, get out of your mother's basement and stop selling child pr0n,
@Kratos aurion, quit stalking me, and stop having ghey secks with this pixel ****head.

I mean, I've already won because half the people here love this guy so much they'll defend him to their death. Whatever.
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You really need to come up with something better, I mean you're insults at this point have no point whatsoever....

And if you count nobody liking you and failing to actually make a good argument as a win, then you're king....
 
SleepyK

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Elvis is clearly the king, having stole the crown from Pixel in his youth...
 
SleepyK

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so guys

sleepyk broke the 800 post barrier.

pixel is super amazing, discuss.
 
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Well, "Daz" backwards is "Zad," which is pretty close to "sad."

But since it's backwards, it means I shouldn't be sad. Lightshade you fiend!
 
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Lightshade, you can take your halotitude and go eat some pie, since pie is American and tastes good.

but seriously, there's absolutely no reason for you to be such a wiener over something so trivial, and then go right around and insult people about how they're taking a trivial thing seriously.

I don't even understand why you got so incensed/insulted by this thread.

I guess you just enjoy being a weenie.

if anything you'll probably use the "lol i don't care, i just like seeing you guys get upset over nothing" card, which pretty much means you're a weenie.

and an *******.
 
Sliq

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If Lightshade got AIDS I would applaud.

GOD DEEZY, how many times do you have to be told! Rules 1 and 2 new***.
 
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Sliq said:
If Lightshade got AIDS I would applaud.
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When I did you last night I was protected, you didn't get me that time.

SleepyK said:
Lightshade, you can take your halotitude and go eat some pie, since pie is American and tastes good.
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-halo sucks.
-pumpkin pie, mang.

SleepyK said:
but seriously, there's absolutely no reason for you to be such a wiener over something so trivial, and then go right around and insult people about how they're taking a trivial thing seriously.
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Yeah, it's annoying that there's the fact that all of you guys worship him like a freaking god or something.

SleepyK said:
I don't even understand why you got so incensed/insulted by this thread.
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I just listed it above.

SleepyK said:
I guess you just enjoy being a weenie.
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I also enjoy having one.

SleepyK said:
if anything you'll probably use the "lol i don't care, i just like seeing you guys get upset over nothing" card, which pretty much means you're a weenie.
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I won't, I'm not a mediocre troll. But I will say this, since you guys have made your own BS religion around this pixel guy, I'll make a religion off of myself.
 
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KratosAurion192

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Lightshade said:
When I did you last night I was protected, you didn't get me that time.


-halo sucks.
-pumpkin pie, mang.


Yeah, it's annoying that there's the fact that all of you guys worship him like a freaking god or something.


I just listed it above.


I also enjoy having one.



I won't, I'm not a mediocre troll. But I will say this, since you guys have made your own BS religion around this pixel guy, I'll make a religion off of myself.
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so unless you have a ****** you are admitting to being a big flamming homosexual...

Only people that suck at halo thinks it sucks...

Apple pie FTW...

We make the same comments on KevinM's thread, AND the sklering thread, as well as pixel's other thread and pretty much anything aesir says gets applause to anyone with a brain... It's called being friendly and nice, which you stated above you want to be with silq so...

too bad nobody else can even tell you have one...

and finally...... you were the one starting the whole BS religion crapola, we were just having fun, you ruined it... and the name for your religion should be Jehova's Witness because nobody likes you...
 
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KratosAurion192 said:
so unless you have a ****** you are admitting to being a big flamming homosexual...
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There a problem?

KratosAurion192 said:
Only people that suck at halo thinks it sucks...
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last time I checked this wasn't about halo. and yes, it does, quite in fact suck. Go play counter strike.

KratosAurion192 said:
Apple pie FTW...
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Maybe...

KratosAurion192 said:
We make the same comments on KevinM's thread, AND the sklering thread, as well as pixel's other thread and pretty much anything aesir says gets applause to anyone with a brain... It's called being friendly and nice, which you stated above you want to be with silq so...
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So if I get it right you want to be "friendly" and "nice" with more then one person...riiiiiiiiiight.

KratosAurion192 said:
too bad nobody else can even tell you have one...
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dang, you're right. I'll post pics if you want...

KratosAurion192 said:
and finally...... you were the one starting the whole BS religion crapola, we were just having fun, you ruined it... and the name for your religion should be Jehova's Witness because nobody likes you...
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Right, as if that wasn't completely religiously biased.
 
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KratosAurion192

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Lightshade said:
There a problem?


last time I checked this wasn't about halo. and yes, it does, quite in fact suck. Go play counter strike.


Maybe...


So if I get it right you want to be "friendly" and "nice" with more then one person...riiiiiiiiiight.


dang, you're right. I'll post pics if you want...



Right, as if that wasn't completely religiously biased.
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Yes
No
mabye so
perv
good luck finding a telescope
you started it


Dazwa said:
srsly. I'm beginning to think Lightshade is a huuuuuuuge new***.
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srsly and I agree with the hidden thought in that statement... ;)
 
SleepyK

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like i sez

serious thread is not serious.

now stop taking things seriously, lightshade.
 
SleepyK

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I'm lying in bed with pixel, if that's what you mean.

it's just, we had a good laugh at this, and whatnot, then you come in and randomly get "link boards don't need more crap" and stuffs.

you didn't get the joke, so it's your fault.

party pooper.
 
SleepyK

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ironically my eyes are slanted and i'm short so technically we can't.
well, I can't, anyway.
 
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