Pick up lines

[Niiro]

Come on, share some of the pick up lines that worked for/on you

 

[Stos]

seriously, you dont need pick up lines just

turn your swag on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1cO-yoDiVk - i dont like soulja boy but this video explain what you should do.

just talk to them nicely and flow with their subject they're trying to bring up.

but yea anyways add in "sweety" or "babe" and you should be fine.

 

[smashbot226]

i'm ********

 

[Niiro]

"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

How the hell did that work on you?

seriously, you dont need pick up lines just

turn your swag on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1cO-yoDiVk - i dont like soulja boy but this video explain what you should do.

just talk to them nicely and flow with their subject they're trying to bring up.

but yea anyways add in "sweety" or "babe" and you should be fine.

I don't have the item you name "swag." Where may I purchace that item?

 

[½NIÇK½FBM]

Are you sunburned? Cause you look hot.
Are you from tennessee? Cause you have a nice i cant follow the rules

 

[Stos]

I don't have the item you name "swag." Where may I purchace that item?

"swag" is not an item. It's more like a style. but yeah i kinda got off topic back their right away LOL.

ughh lets see.

saying "i'll see you when i can" works like texting it to them. once they reply dont reply back..

let that ***** go for you LOL.

 

[Niiro]

Lol, all I got is this stupid line from Jonny test:
If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.
or words to that effect.

 

[smashbot226]

How the hell did that work on you?

It doesn't work 24/7. But I guarantee you that 1/10 women in bars will respond, "Yes."

Women and their shoes, AMIRITE FELLAS?

 

[Gannonspetmoblin]

AMIRITE FELLAS?

lol it's like your avatar is talking to me

 

[Niiro]

But I guarantee you that 1/10 women in bars will respond, "Yes."

Women and their shoes, AMIRITE FELLAS?

1/10? I'll take those odds lol. Keep this **** flowing, I'm writing some of this **** down.

 

[Oracle]

Pick up lines don't work

Spoiler

inB4azualol

Hey baby was your dad a farmer because he grew some big melons
Hey sexy did your dad grow chickens? Because he's raising my ****

 

[Azua]

No.
Now stop talking.