Charlesz
Smash Champion
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2007
- Messages
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We wish to thank first and foremost Fogel, the previous host and planner of the Ottawa biweeklies. Although he did not participate in making this PR, we are forever indebted to him for his wisdom and generosity. His kindness as a host is overshadowed only by his yodeling, tap dancing skills and the delicious yak milk he offers to guests.
We would also like to thank Blitz, the current host and planner of the Ottawa monthlies. Without him we would be forced to go on facebook daily for about 5-7 hours, only to complain and ***** about our daily lives.
We owe special debts of gratitude to BCAL ( Vanitas or w/e the **** you want to call him), who helped forge the Ottawa SSBM metagame ,for better or for worse.
Before you wish to go on and read the rest of this thread, we would like to warn you that there are things you might read that are not for the faint of heart. In fact you will likely encounter inactive gamers, a man in his 20’s choking a 12 year old over a an old party game, harsh winter conditions, someone’s mom, and a scarf.
Panelists:
After a long period of searching, we have found 3 members of our community that are both fashionable and knowledgeable enough to rank our members on the PR. Our methods of tracking down these three individuals includes installing hardwood floors, shoveling snow on the driveways’ of strangers, and staring very hard at water fountains. Without further ado, here are our esteemed panelists:
Inui:
Mew2king:
Mew2king’ Mom:
Ottawa power ranking:
1. BCAL
2. Linkshot
3. Blitz
4. Cman
5. N/A
6. N/A
7. N/A
8. N/A
9. Garbage can
10. The napkin I stepped on
11. Unknown522
Inactive/Missing/Deceased/Married:
Arsenic
Chloroform
Ministry ( A librarian with a red wig told me that he is in Germany right now, but I’ll need to see a passport and the boarding pass just to be sure)
Diakonos
Tect
GanonPwn
Wak
Chris
Dave
Tom
Jazriel ( Rumor has it he works in a gum factory )
Paralax
Wizkid
Further information: We still host whenever Blitz is available, please check this thread or the “Ottawa Monthlies” for future smashfests. We will also update the power rankings when a member gets a root canal from his dentist. Godbless and Godsend.
Updated as of Feb 3,2013.
I told Chris I would have this thread updated about 3 weeks ago. I did not forget about my assignment, I was just simply too lazy; so hopefully Chris can summon the kindness in his heart to forgive me, otherwise I will weep so hard that the room I'm currently in will be filled up with my tears and I will probably drown.
We wish Ministry, aka Nick ( although I have a tendency to call him Matt, I don't know why) a safe trip to Europe. And hopefully he will not end up in a White Supremacy club, mistaking it for a South Asian cooking club like I did. Updates remain almost the same, but we have added two members: a garbage can, and the napkin I stepped on.
I received another infraction from a smashboard' moderator a few days ago. The reasoning was " minor spam ". I don't completely agree with him/her/it and I would like to respond in the following way:
This may come as a surprise, but I'm looking to start a gang. Preferably operating out of a bar, we are in need of a "charlie" type and a "dennis" type. Ideal candidates should be familiar with the following: illiteracy, dishonesty, vengenece, narcissism, alcoholism, egoism, interventions, wine in a can, flip cup, catfood delicacy, huffing glue, janitorial work, and karate.
Please send a head shot along with a list of skills.
Those who own a bar skip to the front of the line.
I'll update the rankings as soon as a member get another root canal. I'm very sorry for the long wait, but as the great psychologist Carlo Zahes said " life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you'll get inside". Wait a second, or was it " life is like a lemonade or something", ok I ****ed that one up but you get the point. To conclude every update I will add a tip of the day.
Feb 3,2013:
Tip of the day: Don't end up in a gay bar wearing a leather jacket.
We would also like to thank Blitz, the current host and planner of the Ottawa monthlies. Without him we would be forced to go on facebook daily for about 5-7 hours, only to complain and ***** about our daily lives.
We owe special debts of gratitude to BCAL ( Vanitas or w/e the **** you want to call him), who helped forge the Ottawa SSBM metagame ,for better or for worse.
Before you wish to go on and read the rest of this thread, we would like to warn you that there are things you might read that are not for the faint of heart. In fact you will likely encounter inactive gamers, a man in his 20’s choking a 12 year old over a an old party game, harsh winter conditions, someone’s mom, and a scarf.
Panelists:
After a long period of searching, we have found 3 members of our community that are both fashionable and knowledgeable enough to rank our members on the PR. Our methods of tracking down these three individuals includes installing hardwood floors, shoveling snow on the driveways’ of strangers, and staring very hard at water fountains. Without further ado, here are our esteemed panelists:
Inui:
Mew2king:
Mew2king’ Mom:
Ottawa power ranking:
1. BCAL
2. Linkshot
3. Blitz
4. Cman
5. N/A
6. N/A
7. N/A
8. N/A
9. Garbage can
10. The napkin I stepped on
11. Unknown522
Inactive/Missing/Deceased/Married:
Arsenic
Chloroform
Ministry ( A librarian with a red wig told me that he is in Germany right now, but I’ll need to see a passport and the boarding pass just to be sure)
Diakonos
Tect
GanonPwn
Wak
Chris
Dave
Tom
Jazriel ( Rumor has it he works in a gum factory )
Paralax
Wizkid
Further information: We still host whenever Blitz is available, please check this thread or the “Ottawa Monthlies” for future smashfests. We will also update the power rankings when a member gets a root canal from his dentist. Godbless and Godsend.
Updated as of Feb 3,2013.
I told Chris I would have this thread updated about 3 weeks ago. I did not forget about my assignment, I was just simply too lazy; so hopefully Chris can summon the kindness in his heart to forgive me, otherwise I will weep so hard that the room I'm currently in will be filled up with my tears and I will probably drown.
We wish Ministry, aka Nick ( although I have a tendency to call him Matt, I don't know why) a safe trip to Europe. And hopefully he will not end up in a White Supremacy club, mistaking it for a South Asian cooking club like I did. Updates remain almost the same, but we have added two members: a garbage can, and the napkin I stepped on.
I received another infraction from a smashboard' moderator a few days ago. The reasoning was " minor spam ". I don't completely agree with him/her/it and I would like to respond in the following way:
This may come as a surprise, but I'm looking to start a gang. Preferably operating out of a bar, we are in need of a "charlie" type and a "dennis" type. Ideal candidates should be familiar with the following: illiteracy, dishonesty, vengenece, narcissism, alcoholism, egoism, interventions, wine in a can, flip cup, catfood delicacy, huffing glue, janitorial work, and karate.
Please send a head shot along with a list of skills.
Those who own a bar skip to the front of the line.
I'll update the rankings as soon as a member get another root canal. I'm very sorry for the long wait, but as the great psychologist Carlo Zahes said " life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you'll get inside". Wait a second, or was it " life is like a lemonade or something", ok I ****ed that one up but you get the point. To conclude every update I will add a tip of the day.
Feb 3,2013:
Tip of the day: Don't end up in a gay bar wearing a leather jacket.
