Oklahoma Thread: Weekly events for all games in OKC and Tulsa

[Shanx]

samus and falco are gay. In my opinion they both have their "cheap as hell" moments.

someone make "get out of john free cards" with mr. moneybags on them.

 

[ssbm_master]

you know i just realized that i haven't played smash in over two weeks.

 

[Shanx]

welcome to my world, ssbm master.

 

[Heathq]

Samus has the super gay crouch cancel downsmash that blows me completely off the stage everytime

I hear the weather is supposed to get bad again, Scud, I might not make it saturday.

 

[pay$$$]

man i need tp play smash with some one other than my bro

 

[RastaImposta]

Same here Paemon, Im tired of my Ganon 3 stocking your Cfalcon.

Im ALMOST done with FFXII, Im so close! Im guessing 15 more hours before I get done with this game.

 

[Shanx]

yeah, and i'm sick of beating both your ***** with pichu.

 

[RastaImposta]

Yah, maybe my pikachu and GaW, didnt my GaW almost 4 stock you?

 

[Tyrannosaurus]

Phoenix Wright 2 GET.

Had to walk 4 miles in snow (2 to gamestop, 2 back) to get it.

 

[Shanx]

just because you 3 stocked me doesn't mean you almost 4 stocked me. Besides, Isn't that the only match in which you BEAT my pichu with gaw?

 

[RastaImposta]

Pfft, no, Ill use Ganon next time, BIOTCH!

 

[pay$$$]

**** u babac. I know I could easily say this to your face, I choose to say it here so everybody can see me cuss. Babac owns me in smash, thats a straight up fact.

B-Will Edit: Cut it out, pay$$$

 

[RisingKen]

omg I 4 stocked all of you. Rawr.

Anyway, if Chris's mom will let him come over tomorrow Babac, I'll catch a ride with them to come over.

If not, it's another day of random games I haven't played since 2004.

 

[keroku_the_thunderwolf]

At least you guys have someone to play. I'ma dyin' out here...

 

[Hazygoose]

mmm...new poptrat. strawberry cheesecake or strawberry shortcake or something...
it tastes like shortcake but i think the box said cheesecake

either way, it's scrumtrulecent.

brett is at all-state orchestra in tulsa.
i need someone to play!!!

 

[King_Gt]

I think we should try to hold a monthly at UCO here in Edmond,
It'd probably be cheaper and we definetly don't have to worry about vacancy...

Anyways we need a smashfest,
March is too god **** long a wait.

Hey Reno, I've had those pop tarts and they are pretty ****ing good.

MMs

Pablo
$5 SA2B

Billy
$1 Pool, $1 Air Hockey,
FREE SSBM Jiggs or Link vs. Pichu, Guitar Hero 2

Wut?
$2 SSBM

Andy
$1 Roy ditto

Rasta
FREE SSBM My Ganon vs. his DK


Also, I'm thinking of adding Jiggs to my arsenal of mains...
My Falco ain't worthy to be a main,
I was gonna switch him with someone but I forgot who,
Who should I pick up?
Other than:
Marth
Roy
Falco
Jiggs

 

[Shade_]

all pays is giong to do is cus at you bwii, so get used to banning him multipl times.

Oh yah, i found the awsner to why bryan curses at the game, and why paymon and babac think they can beat everyone, they are suffering from noobitis, if found it on a differnt forum

check it out


Since the dawn of gaming, many health issues have come out of it such as bruising or breaking limbs, various eye problems, and many others. The introduction to video games has greatly reduced the amount of physical abuse that happens from playing physical games like football and basketball, but it increases risk of other ailments. Today we will cover one of the most serious illnesses to ever plague gaming... Noobitis.

Noobitis is a terrible disease that plagues millions of gamers world-wide. Noobitis is so serious that in many cases it is incurable. Noobitis primarily targets gamers between the ages of 10 to 16, but cases have appeared of many adults being striken with Noobitis. If you or a friend are concerned with whether or not you have Noobitis, look for the following symptoms:

* Intense hyperventilation
* Yelling at the TV
* Throwing / Bashing Controller
* Delusions of thinking you are the best (may not even have played before)
* Delusions of thinking you know everything (may not even have played before)
* Refering to other players as "noob"
* Excessive cursing while playing other people
* Accusing all other players better than you of cheating
* Broadcasting music over your mic to other players
* Rapping along with the music you are broadcasting to other players
* Intentional Friendly Fire

Because of the seriousness of this disease, should you suffer these symptoms, many doctors highly recommend that you take a heavy dose of Pwnage before the condition worsens. If your condition becomes too bad to be cured, you will mostly likely have to be quarantine to games such as Halo 2 and Counter-Strike. Please remember to always take a step back, breathe, relax, and above all, remember it's just a game. This concludes our coverage on Noobitis in gamers.

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Now we are going to discuss another strain of the Noobitis Disease. Remember that Noobitis is not limited to just gamers. Many people around the world visit the world-wide-web daily and either run across Noobitis or become infected themselves. The symptoms of this strain are different than those found in gamers. These are the following symptoms found in forum browsers:

* Asking to be a moderator their first day
* Posting one word posts
* Posting all in caps
* Posting without punctuation
* Posting with obscenely bad grammar
* Posting in Leet (1337) Speak
* Making a new post to ask a question that already has a post
* Making a new account after you have been quarantine (banned)

The Forum Strain of the disease is much harder to cure than the Gamer Strain. Most cases result in being quarantined (banned) from the forum.

 

[Gravity]

thats really not that funny.

and in case you couldnt tell, which you probably cant, its not real.

also, am i the only one that read "noobitis" as "noobtits" at first?

 

[Hazygoose]

nooooo!

speed run of megaman 2 ruined...i died.
i hate heat man's level.

 

[Shanx]

hmmmm, so uhh, can i be a mod?

 

[South_Paw]

kuni just owned... hard...

paemon im starting a new thing... every time you make a dumb post... i will four stock you...

dumb as in a spam post... you have been warned 8-)

 

[Tyrannosaurus]

all pays is giong to do is cus at you bwii, so get used to banning him multipl times.

a mere ellipsis isn't adequate for the situation.

Oh yah, i found the awsner to why bryan curses at the game, and why paymon and babac think they can beat everyone, they are suffering from noobitis

I think you're suffering from something...

 

[pay$$$]

Coty, I think I can beat you, but if babac's Ganon can 3 stock me, and hes twice as good as you, Im sure we are both even.

 

[King_Gt]

Haha, sure paemon,
I'll be sure to get that on video.
For anyone who cares
This is how you play Dead Rising...
Funny

 

[Shanx]

pay$$$, let me be the first to say. Shut the **** up.

 

[pay$$$]

Time for me to do what I do best...Be a smart *** and prove you wrong kuni.

THIS IS RASTA

all pays is giong to do is cus at you bwii, so get used to banning him multipl times.

Oh yah, i found the awsner to why bryan curses at the game, and why paymon and babac think they can beat everyone, they are suffering from noobitis, if found it on a differnt forum

check it out


Since the dawn of gaming, many health issues have come out of it such as bruising or breaking limbs, various eye problems, and many others. The introduction to video games has greatly reduced the amount of physical abuse that happens from playing physical games like football and basketball, but it increases risk of other ailments. Today we will cover one of the most serious illnesses to ever plague gaming... Noobitis.

Noobitis is a terrible disease that plagues millions of gamers world-wide. Noobitis is so serious that in many cases it is incurable. Noobitis primarily targets gamers between the ages of 10 to 16, but cases have appeared of many adults being striken with Noobitis. If you or a friend are concerned with whether or not you have Noobitis, look for the following symptoms:

* Intense hyperventilation
* Yelling at the TV
* Throwing / Bashing Controller

* Delusions of thinking you are the best (may not even have played before)

Hmm, this sounds like the kuni I know. Always challenging chris and coty, not letting other people play trying to prove yourself....hmmm
Im not done yet

* Delusions of thinking you know everything (may not even have played before)
* Refering to other players as "noob"
* Excessive cursing while playing other people

* Accusing all other players better than you of cheating

This is basically the OPPOSITE of what you do. Instead of saying they are cheating, you say you were thirsty, thinking of a girl, a person in your class has a 105 and you only have a 103. No Johns Kuni

* Broadcasting music over your mic to other players
* Rapping along with the music you are broadcasting to other players
* Intentional Friendly Fire

Because of the seriousness of this disease, should you suffer these symptoms, many doctors highly recommend that you take a heavy dose of Pwnage before the condition worsens. If your condition becomes too bad to be cured, you will mostly likely have to be quarantine to games such as Halo 2 and Counter-Strike. Please remember to always take a step back, breathe, relax, and above all, remember it's just a game. This concludes our coverage on Noobitis in gamers.

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It is indeed just a game, no reason for you to make up all those excuses, those johns. Everybody makes up johns, but nobody holds on to them like you do. "Well guys...I just miss....a girl" what a weak john. Even AustinRC laughed at that.

And to defend myself, Im pretty sure I can beat YOU (we need to play again, we were tied at the tourny before Bryan just HAD to butt in our matches) and Chris. Pablo is a different story, in my eyes he IS the best OK has to offer, he just sandbags all the time.

Remember, this is Rasta and Im awesome.

 

[Hazygoose]

Pablo is a different story, in my eyes he IS the best OK has to offer, he just sandbags all the time.

true dat.

i hate the 10 letter minimum, though i guess it is practical, so yeah.

 

[Shanx]

...no johns.

 

[pay$$$]

hey look what lostandconfuse01 is saying to me. lostandconfuse01: is this paemon?
lostandconfuse01: hello?
lostandconfuse01: hey
lostandconfuse01: hey
lostandconfuse01: huuu izzzzz dissss??????
lostandconfuse01: r u paemon?
lostandconfuse01: hello?
lostandconfuse01: hello?


lostandconfuse01: BCUZ I HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
lostandconfuse01: is this paemon?
lostandconfuse01: hello?
lostandconfuse01: is this paemon?
lostandconfuse01: hello?
lostandconfuse01: is this paemon?
lostandconfuse01: hello?
lostandconfuse01: is this paemon?
lostandconfuse01: hello?

 

[RisingKen]

Dammit Babac, and here I was thinking Paemon was owning Kuni.

Oh well.

AND WTF CHRIS NEVER CAME ONLINE. I need a ride ...

I'm tired of staying in my house.

 

[pay$$$]

i could come if i had a ride

 

[Hazygoose]

people should come to norman tomorrow to play smash with me. i'll pay for lunch and some gas.

hazy is so lonely

 

[Shanx]

hey grav, you down to go to alex's again? He'll pay for lunch.

 

[RisingKen]

i could come if i had a ride

We need a car.

I'm tired of carpooling.

 

[RastaImposta]

I had one, but its all ruined now. So what Im gonna do is this. Steal one.

 

[Gravity]

im totally down for it.

unfortunately im grounded...

so there goes that plan...

as soon as im ungrounded ill be happy to be the carpool man who takes up to 4 additional people to any smashfests i may be attending. provided you help pay for gas.

plus as some people may or may not know, riding with me is fun! even when we get lost for 3 hours its still fun...

cough...

 

[Little_Chuckles]

hi guys im the new smasher, hey kos mos can u train me?

 

[Omega_Star]

Lolol at all the pwnage. And

a person in your class has a 105 and you only have a 103

XD too good

Anyway, I couldn't really care less about being stuck inside. I have FFXII, so why do I need people?

Anyway whenever I do get around to playing people again, I might just go pure Marth, just to put power in an extreme.

But until then I'll be playing FFXII so it doesn't really matter to me right now.

Also, my frustration at video games isn't because of noobitis, but it's really because I'm thirsty... and because my pants are wet (with water, of course) and I'm distracted by a female kendo teacher

I don't know if many of you will get that last part, but I know that Shade and Grav will. Lolz.

 

[Vegafuse]

Pablo is a different story, in my eyes he IS the best OK has to offer, he just sandbags all the time.

true dat.

I appreciate the comments, thanks ^_^ You two have improved a lot, I better watch my back

Paemon, where's the luv?

Brandon: I'll put you down for Link Dittos. And yes, you are still the pimpin' Luigi you've always been

Andy: I think I might get into that whole "stepmania" business, it sounds pretty cool. Hope you make it to the next smashfest man, it was a shame you didn't make it to OHSNAP2.

Bryan: Well, I think it's to your advantage if you main Marth. I've always seen you as a Marth only player, since you seem to have this natural "control" on his game.

hi guys im the new smasher, hey kos mos can u train me?

Hehe, by the way he plays, he'll turn you into a killing machine He's an excellent tutor though, he taught me some good pointers over Peach.

I'm changing up my roster, I'll try to commit to this change until the release of Brawl. I'm completely dropping Sheik, Marth, and Falco (boo!) for Jiggs, Peach, Link and Doc (yayz!). Hopefully Link and Doc action will make up for the Sheik loss. I don't use them in any particular order, but I'm still debating about Peach. If anyone one has any input, let me know (except for that uber critic Coty, ^_^)

 

[po pimpus]

For the luv(!) of God, man, don't drop Sheik! I need SOMEONE to show me how to use that unholy amalgam of broken hitboxes, needles, and BREAKDANCING! Zelda can only go so far on her own...

And how dare you pick up Link! I was gonna start using him! Just for that, I'm going to learn Ganon so I can show that fanboy magnet a thing or two! "Heheheh!" *Does Ganon taunt*