Oklahoma Thread: Weekly events for all games in OKC and Tulsa

[RisingKen]

i wonder what it is.

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And don't worry about the pic Gravity. If it's a good format, I can resize it.

 

[Gravity]

the thing is i dont really want the whole thing...

but its a jpeg at 1152x864.

i guess ill leave it in the hands of experts and just think about text i want.

 

[bowers smash]

Hey everyone i'm new here but I play smash alot,so who are the people in Oklahoma that i can play?

 

[Gravity]

taht depends on what city you live in, so say which one, and well hook you up with some smashers.

also welcome etc...

 

[Shanx]

we've been getting a lot of new people lately.

*psst* rasta, hold a smashfest!

 

[bowers smash]

I live in Oklahoma city and who are you?

 

[RastaImposta]

Everybody thats posts in this thread is Oklahoman, with the occasional out of state comments.

Welcome. Lets get you started off here, Ill explain the basics.
1.Dont play Peach, if you notice, her name also spells Cheap, so dont play her
2. Im Rasta, Im awesome, dont forget it
3. Kosmos is the "best" in the state, but now since hes not gay anymore, he will be easy to beat
4. Vegafuse sandbags all the time, so dont feel good about beating him EVER
5. Zinth is also known as the Frankensmasher
6. Shade is the most sheltered person here, so dont let him know when he says something funny or when somebody else says something and he doesnt get it *hahahaha*
7. Gravity Sucks
8. So does Pay$
9. Po Pimpus has the pimpus luigi in all the land
10. Marc AKA Fresh is the mean looking black guy in OK
11. Never go FD against Shade (or Bluejay aka Dart) when he is playing fox or falco
12. RisingKen is also known as the Magic Man
13. My controller's name is Excalibur and only I shall weild him
15. Smashfest are mostly at my house, Im black, so dont be alarmed when you knock on the door
16. Gummi bears are the state wide Smash food
17. Gay people are trying to change it to Gummi Worms
18. Bring your own controller no matter what smash event youre at
19. Dokkoise changes his name just as much as Shade does
20. Scud thinks "School" is more important than smash, we have almost exiled him because of that
21. There is no 14
22. You just checked
23. Shanx doesnt play smash, but still keeps up with the rest of us
24. Jeff doesnt play smash, but hes asian, so his skill doesnt decline when doesnt play for long periods of time
25. Zinth wants a blood transfusion with an asian
26. King GT is not a king, and GT means nothing, just 2 random letters, he is also known as BJ
27. Shanx is known as BS
28. Ever smashfest is also a saucesagefest...unfortunately
29. OKlahoma Cith, Edmond, and Norman is where most smashers reside
30. Games, Controllers, and Cubes are likely to get switched, so remember which one is yours
31. Ignore my older brother, hes an *** hole *****ing sensors*
32. You will probably never see: Heathq, the pauls valley kids, or Derrick
33. Marc will make it to every smashfest ever....makes you wonder if he has a job
34. FFXII IS NOT A MOVIE, SCREW YOU MARC
35. TGM stands for The "Great" Marth, even though hes not good
36. I have dreads, so therefore I win
37. We have famous smashers here
Gravity is the guy from sonic, the BreakFEST commercial
Vegafuse is the bassest from Alient Ant Farm
South Paw is the guy from: The New Guy, The Core, and Road Trip
38. I have more reptiles than fingers (a thumb isnt a finger *******es, a thumb doesnt "fing")
39. You must really like smash if youve read all of this
40. STD stands for Smash Til Dawn, literally, nonstop smash till dawn
41. Theres always one guy that wants to play something other smash at a smashfest *cough* MaliceChaos*cough*
42. We have Ken and Isai in Oklahoma
43. Wut? is annoying, get used to it
44. Shade's mom doesnt like black people
45. There is always somebody in OK that is up for smash 24/7
46. Youre still reading this, Heyzues Christo
47. Smashfests last from the early afternoon to late at night, this isnt no pansy 1 hour of smash, its ALL DAY BABY
48. Lcanceling, Wavedashing, ect is all for show, its really useless
49. Roy is top tier, he has the fire
50. Falco is the most play character in OK
51. Marth is gay, he has what I call an "invisi-tip"
52. Zinth will complain about 2 things at smashfests: Not being asian and not having a girlfriend
53.Im awesome, thats just fact
54. Bring money and/or food to a smashfest, youll need it, trust me
55. Almost every smasher has a gameboy DS...rich *****es



Yah man, so thats basically all you need to know!

 

[bowers smash]

Well I don't know if i want to play Marc, RastaImposta,or even see eny black poeple because I don't like black people, sorry I just don't.

 

[RastaImposta]

Hahahahaha, wow, well some of the best players in OK are black. Also, looks like you have 2 options: Not come to my smashfests or not come to my smashfests.

Hahahahah, dont let the laughing confuse you, you really arent comin to my house to play smash at all.

 

[bowers smash]

Thats fine with me i don't whant you to take my stuff eny ways.

 

[RastaImposta]

Hahaha, looks like youre not gonna be playin smash for a while, considering we (we as in BLACK PEOPLE) go to everything. You probably dont like mexicans either, do you?

 

[bowers smash]

Well thats to bad they let you people play smash but mexicans clean my things so they are not as bad as black people.

 

[RastaImposta]

Hahaha, dude. Hahaha, there is no way you can have a good time playing smash with us now, and when I say US I mean all of OK, since most of us are minorities. Man, you really do make me laugh, you really dont know how to make a good first impression do you?

 

[bowers smash]

**** you,you god **** *****!

 

[RastaImposta]

Hahahah, Paemon, you suck. hahahahah

 

[Vegafuse]

I'm a B****

Hello Paemon You almost spelled "Bowser" right, maybe next time ^_^

Hey Babac, that list was funny. Too bad I don't have much to contribute right now, but I'll have something in a moment.

 

[Gravity]

i really need to fight me some babacs.

 

[RastaImposta]

Do you think you can handle this hot fire?

 

[bowser smash]

Hey everyone i'm new here but I play smash alot,so who are the people in Oklahoma that i can play?

 

[Shanx]

hmm, i wonder who this could be.

23. You're **** right. Pay no attention to pablo, i'm the REAL worst in the state.

oh, and you left out rule number 53. I'm the coolest nazi in the state, and

54. We do not condone racism here.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Omega_Star]

Lmao, nice list Babac.

Wow, we have some of the most ******** people ever in this state, lol.

 

[Gravity]

yes i think i can handle that hot fire.

you seem to forget im taking steroids, i think i can handle everything.

and dont condone racism my ***. if you actually mean it then whatever, but i make racist jokes all the time, i dont really mean them though...

 

[Omega_Star]

I think Hulsey said it best: "I'm prejudice against prejudiced people." However, "Bowser Smash" is apparently Pay$ so it doesn't really matter now.

So like, I just beat Nemesis in FFX, and now I have nothing to do, except maybe max out my three main characters' (Tidus, Wakka, Rikku) stats...

 

[xFr3nLixPhYr3x]

uh yeah. somebody just PM me whenever you want to play or something. I think im having withdrawls =/

 

[bowser smash]

hey guys yes its me pay$ long time no see

 

[Hazygoose]

Hmm, neither of them have been on in a bit, do you have aim you might be able to contact them by that.

ahhhh! yes, when i'm not online for 24 hours, you know something's got to be wrong.

Everybody thats posts in this thread is Oklahoman, with the occasional out of state comments.

Welcome. Lets get you started off here, Ill explain the basics.
1.Dont play Peach, if you notice, her name also spells Cheap, so dont play her
2. Im Rasta, Im awesome, dont forget it
3. Kosmos is the "best" in the state, but now since hes not gay anymore, he will be easy to beat
4. Vegafuse sandbags all the time, so dont feel good about beating him EVER
5. Zinth is also known as the Frankensmasher
6. Shade is the most sheltered person here, so dont let him know when he says something funny or when somebody else says something and he doesnt get it *hahahaha*
7. Gravity Sucks
8. So does Pay$
9. Po Pimpus has the pimpus luigi in all the land
10. Marc AKA Fresh is the mean looking black guy in OK
11. Never go FD against Shade (or Bluejay aka Dart) when he is playing fox or falco
12. RisingKen is also known as the Magic Man
13. My controller's name is Excalibur and only I shall weild him
15. Smashfest are mostly at my house, Im black, so dont be alarmed when you knock on the door
16. Gummi bears are the state wide Smash food
17. Gay people are trying to change it to Gummi Worms
18. Bring your own controller no matter what smash event youre at
19. Dokkoise changes his name just as much as Shade does
20. Scud thinks "School" is more important than smash, we have almost exiled him because of that
21. There is no 14
22. You just checked
23. Shanx doesnt play smash, but still keeps up with the rest of us
24. Jeff doesnt play smash, but hes asian, so his skill doesnt decline when doesnt play for long periods of time
25. Zinth wants a blood transfusion with an asian
26. King GT is not a king, and GT means nothing, just 2 random letters, he is also known as BJ
27. Shanx is known as BS
28. Ever smashfest is also a saucesagefest...unfortunately
29. OKlahoma Cith, Edmond, and Norman is where most smashers reside
30. Games, Controllers, and Cubes are likely to get switched, so remember which one is yours
31. Ignore my older brother, hes an *** hole *****ing sensors*
32. You will probably never see: Heathq, the pauls valley kids, or Derrick
33. Marc will make it to every smashfest ever....makes you wonder if he has a job
34. FFXII IS NOT A MOVIE, SCREW YOU MARC
35. TGM stands for The "Great" Marth, even though hes not good
36. I have dreads, so therefore I win
37. We have famous smashers here
Gravity is the guy from sonic, the BreakFEST commercial
Vegafuse is the bassest from Alient Ant Farm
South Paw is the guy from: The New Guy, The Core, and Road Trip
38. I have more reptiles than fingers (a thumb isnt a finger *******es, a thumb doesnt "fing")
39. You must really like smash if youve read all of this
40. STD stands for Smash Til Dawn, literally, nonstop smash till dawn
41. Theres always one guy that wants to play something other smash at a smashfest *cough* MaliceChaos*cough*
42. We have Ken and Isai in Oklahoma
43. Wut? is annoying, get used to it
44. Shade's mom doesnt like black people
45. There is always somebody in OK that is up for smash 24/7
46. Youre still reading this, Heyzues Christo
47. Smashfests last from the early afternoon to late at night, this isnt no pansy 1 hour of smash, its ALL DAY BABY
48. Lcanceling, Wavedashing, ect is all for show, its really useless
49. Roy is top tier, he has the fire
50. Falco is the most play character in OK
51. Marth is gay, he has what I call an "invisi-tip"
52. Zinth will complain about 2 things at smashfests: Not being asian and not having a girlfriend
53.Im awesome, thats just fact
54. Bring money and/or food to a smashfest, youll need it, trust me
55. Almost every smasher has a gameboy DS...rich *****es



Yah man, so thats basically all you need to know!

**** you. sour gummy worms>gummy bears that taste like *** and vomit.

also, stop hating on foreskin. none of my 3 girlfriends had a problem with it, and i obviously would value thier opinion on it more

which one of you haters (shanx, rasta, gt) gets intimate? i mean, besides with little boys. snakes don't count, either.

 

[RisingKen]

I'm Magic Man and Bobac's dreads pwn me.

Oh and gravity, I'll do the tag when I get the pic or link to the pic.

Oh and Namco X Capcom isn't as fun when you're not Japanese and can't read it.

 

[Heathq]

Why can't we just talk about smash and not foreskins? So who here is amazing at DI??? Someone teach me double stick di.

 

[Shanx]

which one of you haters (shanx, rasta, gt) gets intimate? i mean, besides with little boys. snakes don't count, either.

well ****, that leaves rasta out. I'm kinda proud though dokkoise, I just always assumed you were gay.

just kidding rasta.

besides, andy brought it up. I think. I just wanted an excuse to use the justgotowned site. It cheers me up every time.

EDIT: Well i'll be ****ed, i guess it was rasta that brought it up. oh well. It all but stopped until SOMEBODY had to bring it up again. I'm not gonna name any names besides dokkoise, but it was dokkoise.

heath, double stick di is easy. point the gray stick in the direction you want to go, and move the c stick like crazy. The gray stick has higher priority than the c stick, so this is basically useless unless you want to get out of a grab, just like all other tech skill.

 

[Hazygoose]

well ****, that leaves rasta out. I'm kinda proud though dokkoise, I just always assumed you were gay.

just kidding rasta.

besides, andy brought it up. I think. I just wanted an excuse to use the justgotowned site. It cheers me up every time.

EDIT: Well i'll be ****ed, i guess it was rasta that brought it up. oh well. It all but stopped until SOMEBODY had to bring it up again. I'm not gonna name any names besides dokkoise, but it was dokkoise.

heath, double stick di is easy. point the gray stick in the direction you want to go, and move the c stick like crazy. The gray stick has higher priority than the c stick, so this is basically useless unless you want to get out of a grab, just like all other tech skill.

a gay person once told me only gay people have "gaydar".

and double stick di is sort of helpful, but doesn't do much in the long run.

 

[King_Gt]

which one of you haters (shanx, rasta, gt) gets intimate? i mean, besides with little boys. snakes don't count, either.

*cough*
Anyways, babac forgot "pizza"
Nice explanation of wut? there,
I can't believe you fell for that pay$ joke, I mean seriously, after he said he hated black people I was like,
lmao that's pay$...

My computer can play ****ing youtube vids and **** now, new motherboard *****es,
why I didn't get one earlier I'll never know.

 

[Dr Drew the Dragon]

Hooray new pay$ accounts to ban.

 

[Hazygoose]

poor drew. spends all day banning pay$ accounts.


in other news, who the hell would mix jay-z and weezer? i dunno, but it got done, and sounds so f'ing weird:

http://www.jay-zeezer.com/mp3/17_Bonnie_Clyde_&_El Scorcho.mp3

 

[RisingKen]

That was better than some of the stuff on the gray ablum.

The Gray Album wasn't appealing to me cause..well I can't stand the beatles.

 

[Gravity]

i dont know if i like that mp3...i can relate to what i think the lyrics are saying though...or atleast the first couple lines, i cant understand anymore...

i have heard worse *COUGH*NIGHT OF FIRE*COUGH* that got old real fast.

anyway it wont tear me from what i listen too when my car's cd player isnt broken.

SO HOW ABOUT THAT SHIEK GUYS.....

shieks kinda cheap

 

[Hazygoose]

That was better than some of the stuff on the gray ablum.

The Gray Album wasn't appealing to me cause..well I can't stand the beatles.

noooo!!!
oh well, at least you just said you don't like the music, and not that they suck or anything.
i can deal with that.

same with zepplin. people can like them or not, but when someone trashes zepplin, they run the risk of me going buck wild on them. wu-tang.


edit: it's "sheik", mr. "i make fun of kuni's spelling."

 

[RisingKen]

Incase he doesn't like reading PM's..

There's your tag Gravity.

If you want changes let me know.

@ Alex: Let me put it this way. Jay-Z lyrics + Beatles background music = good concept, but bad songs.

 

[Hazygoose]

omg...sick work. you feel like making scud and i a new crew banner? i'll pay you!


edit: yeah, i was just talking about the beatles. they're one of my favorite bands. in particular, mccartney stuff.

 

[RisingKen]

omg...sick work. you feel like making scud and i a new crew banner? i'll pay you!

O_O money for tags!? I've never even thought of it like that.

But I wouldn't dare charge you for that.

Just give me these things:

A. Either a pic (usable by my standards) or ask for a certain character or something you want.
B. What text you'd like on it.
C. Size (if you want it like Gravity's size, it's 400x100)

 

[Hazygoose]

O_O money for tags!? I've never even thought of it like that.

But I wouldn't dare charge you for that.

Just give me these things:

A. Either a pic (usable by my standards) or ask for a certain character or something you want.
B. What text you'd like on it.
C. Size (if you want it like Gravity's size, it's 400x100)

well, if you won't take money directly, i'll do it like this: i'll pay for your grub at the next smashfest

oh, and just so everyone knows, my gamer handle is still Hazygoose. but my smashboards name and 4-digit smash tag is "Dokkoise"
so don't think i'm changing my name again, like i did as reno and vodot. i'm both hazygoose and dokkoise at the same time.


i'll PM you about the sig, blaine.