Oklahoma Thread: Weekly events for all games in OKC and Tulsa

[Gravity]

whos gonna give a part time employee a holiday after 3 weeks of work? more like theyd fire me. also it says, DO NOT ASK FOR DAYS OFF UNTIL AFTER THE HOLIDAY. also my mom ****ed any chances i might have had because shes a *****, and called my boss for me, because apparently children are ****ing helpless and adults have to everything, just so i can go to a freaking psychologist who lied to me to get me to come back, and who i dont give a flying **** if i see him again....

alright, im done...for this post

 

[RastaImposta]

**** Andy, youre crazy?

Maybe you shouldnt go to OHSNAP2...

 

[Gravity]

not crazy, just mad...

and apparently depressed

 

[Shanx]

they should know you're not depressed, you always talk like that. tell the psychiatrist that your parents lock you in a cage when you get home, and slap your thighs with cold cuts until you fall asleep at night.

 

[King_Gt]

i still need people to make big posters of the rules. are you still going to do it, Gt? i shall wave your entry fee if so.

just write down important info you think people will argue over, like the stage list(one for singles, one for doubles) and maybe order of picking, best 2/3 or 4/5, and when people get to strike a stage completely, or just from random stage select

All of that's on the OHSNAP 2 Thread, right?
I'll get to work right now.
I don't think the order of picking is on there... is it?

 

[Omega_Star]

Oh yeah, we'll definitely need copies of the rules on hand. I'll print out a copy to carry around with me.

 

[King_Gt]

Alex, if there's anything you want me to add, just AIM me, Landoh Griffin, and I'll be sure to add it.

 

[RastaImposta]

Ima put some flyers around EB games and other game...places...

 

[Hazygoose]

Gt: just get all the important stuff, ya know? whatever is on there that isn't misc. info, go ahead and write it out


zinth: rasta is doing flyers to hand around in OKC. could you do them for edmond? when rasta gets some flyers designed you can print them out and hand them out around edmond and i can hand them out around norman.

 

[King_Gt]

The "cancer" is spreading...
Smash will soon devour all of Oklahoma.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Heres what i'm thinking of so far...

(oklahoma Smash symbol)..............................OHSNAP 2

OKLAHOMA HOSTS SMASH

Payout: 1st= 50%, 2nd=25%, 3rd= 15%, 4th=10%
Anyone who commits a violent act or unnecessary abuse will be forced to leave and non-refunded.

Singles: $10 per contestant
Doubles: $20 per team
Low-Tier: $2 per contestant
Crew: 9 bucks for a team of 3

Rulesets*


Singles/Doubles

Singles Random Stages: Yoshi's Story, Fountain of Dreams, Dreamland 64, Pokemon Stadium, Battlefield, Final Destination

Singles Counterpick Stages: Rainbow Cruise, Corneria, Brinstar, Mute City, Jungle Japes, DK64

Singles Banned Stages: Icicle Mountain, Kongo Jungle, Great Bay, Hyrule Temple, Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Island 64, Venom, Flatzone, Brinstar Depths, Fourside, Big Blue, Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom Kingdom 2, Onett, Princess Peach's Castle, Poke Floats, Green Greens


Doubles Random Stages: Yoshi's Story, Corneria, Dreamland 64, Pokemon Stadium, Final Destination

Doubles Counterpick Stages: Rainbow Cruise, Jungle Japes, DK64, Brinstar, Mute City,
Mushroom Kingdom 2, Battlefield

Doubles Banned Stages: Icicle Mountain, Kongo Jungle, Fountain of Dreams, Hyrule Temple, Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Island 64, Green Greens, Venom, Flatzone, Brinstar Depths, Onett, Fourside, Big Blue, Poke Floats, Mushroom Kingdom, Great Bay, Princess Peach's Castle


Need a Pummeling?


*For additional rules please ask Zinth for a flyer.


Reno: I was thinking of an introduction as well, maybe adding the power rankings...
And are you gonna have something to keep track of all the preregistered?

 

[Hazygoose]

"Payout: 1st= 50%, 2nd=25%, 3rd= 15%, 4th=10%
note: be on your best behavior. Anyone who commits a violent act or unnecessary abuse will be forced to leave and will not be refunded. this worst case scenerio probably won't occur, but just in case."

that doesn't need to be on a poster, it is pretty much understood in any event anywhere. the rest is great, though.



and yes, i will have all the preregistered participants listed. i also am doing brackets, and the only thing that can keep track of that easily AND browse smashboards is...




OHSNAPtop the Laptop
hells yeah. the official bracketing and managing smash laptop of hazygoose and oklahoma

 

[King_Gt]

YESSSS
That has to be the greatest name for a Laptop ever...
That's not saying much, I've never known anyone who named a laptop.

So should I add the Power Rankings or are you gonna print those out?
You could print them out and pin'em up on the wall for all OOSers to see.

 

[Shanx]

wait wait, how long have we had a low-tier competition? Yes, let's put the power rankings in, and i'll be under "got to see a drunk guy in edmond"

 

[Hazygoose]

naw, Gt, don't worry about it. everyone excellently skilled i'm sure they know about by word of mouth by now



also, can anyone step up and provide housing? rasta and i can't do this on our own.

 

[RastaImposta]

Crew battles only consist of THREE people? Why not 4 that way we can round it up to an even $5 and give it all to the winning team?

 

[Gravity]

because the drunk guy was actually in oklahoma city, we were back that far south by then

 

[Shade_]

well guys i won't be posting as much, because im alot buisier studing for finals and things, i'll still probably be at the fest, but i won't be posting as much.

 

[Heathq]

3 people crew battles? why not 4?

 

[Heathq]

Gravity, call in sick, tell them you have explosive diarrhea, they can't argue with that. It's pure genius.

Yeah I double posted, shoot me in the face.

 

[South_Paw]

lol, heath... amazing...

but for crews... why not just make it 12 stock? >__> they'll be about the same length whether theres three or four to a crew... considering its the same number of stock...

 

[Shanx]

my bad grav. gt, Change my spot in power rankings to say "oklahoma city" instead of "Edmond"

 

[Tyrannosaurus]

well guys i won't be posting as much, because im alot buisier studing for finals and things, i'll still probably be at the fest, but i won't be posting as much.

thanks for clearing that up bro

i was worrying about you

 

[Hazygoose]

yes, southpaw, i shall do that. make it 12 stock, 3 or 4 people.

 

[Shade_]

what ever works, so who are the crews again?

and that was great heath lol.

 

[Hazygoose]

i dunno, brett and i need someone else, we'll probably just put it together at the tourny, though

 

[Shade_]

well, i don't know what crew im in either.

 

[keroku_the_thunderwolf]

speaking of crews, Gt is it gonna be me, you, and pay$ or something if were gonna do crews?

 

[Hazygoose]

kuni-chris-bryan is probably the best for OK

since marc-po-heath-derrick will probably be OKHO with pablo being absent

 

[King_Gt]

idk
maybe...
Does it cost $12 for a 4 player team?

 

[Hazygoose]

$12 for 3 or 4, as long as it's a team.


if you have 3 people, though, each person has to pay $4, and if you have 4, obviously then each person pays $3, to match the $12 fee.

 

[keroku_the_thunderwolf]

wouldn't that be kinda handicapped if a 3 man crew fights a 4 man crew?

 

[Omega_Star]

Not necessarily; you could just give each member of the three-man crew an extra stock. They did that in some OK crew battles that I missed.

Anyway, Shade, KOS-MOS and I will indeed be the guardians of the state this time around.

 

[Hazygoose]

no, same stock count. 12 divided evenly, whether that be 3 or 4 per person

 

[wut?]

hay is there still a thing at paemons this saterday i havent been on in for ever

 

[RastaImposta]

This saturday...Rasta's house. Be there or BE SQUARE.

 

[King_Gt]

I guess what can't be there then lol.

OHMYGODIMONFIRE
Greatest song ever lol.

Okay I'm gonna get to work on the poster tomorrow, I just got the foamboard today.

Wut?= []
Gt= ('< wukka wukka...

 

[JesusFreak]

wouldn't that be kinda handicapped if a 3 man crew fights a 4 man crew?

Historically speaking, smaller crews have done better than larger crews. However, it's the same number of stock, so it's still technically even.

 

[Gravity]

man shade didnt know what virginity was...

VIRGINTIY!!!

VIRGINITY

 

[keroku_the_thunderwolf]

el oh el...wait, seriously?!?

 

[RastaImposta]

Im worried about you shade, for real.

How are you going to live after you move outta your parents house in 15-20 years?