Oklahoma Thread: Weekly events for all games in OKC and Tulsa

[Shanx]

a-****ing-mazing.

kuni, can't you work at your dad's shop?

anyone up for teams?

 

[Shade_]

Yes, i have money, but like, i have to pay for my lunch, andn my own rides home, through the bus ussually. so i have to use what money i do earn from my dad for that stuff.

Any way, all the lawns are dead right now. And i don't like lookin in garbage. Its beneath my pride.

And the tournament is giong pretty well auddy. Have we met you before?

 

[Shanx]

you could just VVhore yourself out to 10 fat girls for 2 bucks a piece.

 

[RastaImposta]

Kuni, that is an EASY problem fixed.

Step One: Get the Reduced lunch form from school fill it all out YOURSELF (make your self really poor, like 40k a year) and youll get either .40 cent lunches or FREE lunches. Dont tell your parents so they keep giving you money for lunch.
Step Two: Tell Andy's ***** *** to just give you a ride home for free, do you know how much money Id have if I charged Shanx money for taking him home?

 

[South_Paw]

agreed... but kuni, remember, dont let your prde get the best of you... some times ya gotta swallow it

 

[Tyrannosaurus]

Tell Andy's ***** *** to just give you a ride home for free

Andy is currently more in need of money than Shade. This is a fact.

Yes, i have money, but like, i have to pay for my lunch, andn my own rides home, through the bus ussually. so i have to use what money i do earn from my dad for that stuff.

Lunch + bus fare = $3.00/day, max

Minimum wage = $5.15/hour.

There is a discrepancy you should take advantage of.

edit
"pride" is a stupid thing to hang on to.

 

[Shanx]

i don't know about you ty, but lunch is about 4 bucks at my school. Then again, we have school busses that you don't have to pay for.

Can you not have one of your parents take you to school?

 

[Vegafuse]

Well, looks like I'll have to sit OHSNAP2 out. Hopefully you guys get plenty of footage

 

[King_Gt]

Not much to say, uhh...

Arizona 4-stocked Wut? today.

Not much else...
"Pizza" is good.


Are you serious Pablo?!?!
Why!?!?

 

[RastaImposta]

You suck pablo. Just quit your job, or pull some sick days.

Man, hopefully you guys will be a challenge for me come OHSNAP2.

 

[Omega_Star]

Well, looks like I'll have to sit OHSNAP2 out. Hopefully you guys get plenty of footage

What? What?!? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!? But you're like the pioneer of Oklahoma tournaments! Tell your job to go **** itself!

 

[JesusFreak]

Yea, seriously... How are we supposed to do a crew match vs the top 3 in OK without you there?!

I wanted to play you.

 

[Omega_Star]

Eh, I think that I'm up to snuff now to fill in his spot in the top 3

 

[Gravity]

i dont know if i can go either...

one thing i do know, is that im joining the military at 17...get me out of this hellhole one year earlier....

 

[King_Gt]

Challenge to all who care...

Anyone who guesses what Gt means gets a cookie and $1 if they're right*.
If you guess wrong, you have to give me a dollar.

* This excludes all who have already been told what Gt means by me.

To answer you can PM me and give the $1 the next time we smash, or preferably bring a dollar to a smashfest and ask me, I may not have a cookie on me so the cookie can be substituted for a piece of lint, a fingernail, my dignity, or a bullet to your foot.

 

[po pimpus]

**** it Pablo, you're going to OHSNAP 2 even if I have to drag you there kicking and screaming, I swear. However, if you REALLY can't make it, then I guess I'll just have to pick up some of your chi and win this thing for you. *Yo Adrian! We did it!*

Seriously, this is shaping up to be a defining moment in OK Smash. Time to shine, or be ***** horribly and repeatedly, you decide...

 

[Dr Drew the Dragon]

Let's look at it this way...

I won OH SNAP

I expect to get ***** horribly and repeatedly by many of the new people coming to OH SNAP2 and maybe a few of the old (Chang >_>, not DoH though lolz)

Doesn't look too good for Oklahoma then does it?

 

[Gravity]

screw pming and dollars...

i will guess grand touring, or gran turismo if you prefer...

and yeah well all get 4 stocked, except chris, hell get 3 stocked...

 

[DoH]

Drew you're so scared of me you had to invent character striking.

 

[Gravity]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRN

arg caps

 

[Dr Drew the Dragon]

Yeah too bad it isn't true

 

[Hazygoose]

uh...my ear.

k, so i have a problem with the tube in my left ear.
and now i can't even balance. it's starting to affect my typing, everything is leaning to the left a bit. ahh!!!

it's also hendering my smash skills
not to mention trying to play DDR was...not successful one bit.

this sucks.

 

[Gravity]

that does suck...the only recommendation i have is lean to the right a little bit. that and dont try to drive, or shoot guns.

but im gonna go try to find a way to release my anger silently....so as not to wake up my mother....

 

[Shade_]

OK will do just fine. Im not to worried about that. But it will be fun to fight all the new people there.

 

[King_Gt]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRN

arg caps

Who are you trying to be, TGM?
And grand touring and gran turismo are horribly wrong, you owe me two dollars.

 

[RastaImposta]

They are 2 random letters you thought sounded cool.

Do I get my $1 now?

 

[wut?]

yo rasta it still at your house sat

 

[Auddy]

Yes, we have met before Shade. Me and the rest of the Pauls Valley people were at OHSNAP 1 at OU. I sucked pretty bad at smash, but I had just started playing and didn't even have a cube. All of us down in PV can't wait until OHSNAP 2. 10 days away, right?

 

[Omega_Star]

So Chang's gotten that much better, huh?

I'm just going to prepare the best I can and give it my all.

 

[Shade_]

Chang may have gotten alot better, but so has everyone in his state, and i mean, alot beter. I'll make sure we don't disapoint you drew. Things are different now. Well show you when you come over here.

And vega, come on man, thats way uncool!!!!!!!! Well, south paw needs a partner now.

 

[Omega_Star]

Actually South Paw will probably team with Enix Moogle.

 

[King_Gt]

They are 2 random letters you thought sounded cool.

Do I get my $1 now?

Okay
1. I've already told you.
2. I found an idea for what it means two days ago.
No dolla for you!
And also no debt of a dollar for me from you : (

 

[Shanx]

so andy, what branch of the military are you going into?

 

[Gravity]

wtf i said i cant go and noone cares...
also i said screw dollars, so im exempt frmo paying you.
also shade, face reality, we will lose, if not to drew, then to forward.

-edit- lol same time almost...but im not so sure of it now as i was last night, but if i do, i was thinking navy

 

[Shanx]

andy, you ****in pessimist. Besides, You all will have a good luck charm this year around, me.

 

[Hazygoose]

i thought forward was teaming with enix moogle.

or SP and enix moogle.

and it sucks that grav AND vega are gone. OK is dropping like flies...

 

[Gravity]

there is a chance i can go, if i quit my job....

but ill probably fail out of my school anyway, and have to go to my homeschool....and itll be a freaking emofest, and ill probably end up doing something ill regret, like taking a corner at 100, or a woman with stds or something

 

[South_Paw]

ok... to clear things up

forward..teaming with darkrain.... which=broken, but thats ok
me... teaming with chucky/enix

 

[Omega_Star]

Gravity, can't they give you a holiday or something? Or can't you just say that you've got some unmissable family gathering to go to?

 

[Hazygoose]

i still need people to make big posters of the rules. are you still going to do it, Gt? i shall wave your entry fee if so.

just write down important info you think people will argue over, like the stage list(one for singles, one for doubles) and maybe order of picking, best 2/3 or 4/5, and when people get to strike a stage completely, or just from random stage select