Official Anti-Mario thread

[tirkaro]

god, I'm am sick & tired of people wanting too see this guy in Brawl!

JUST SAY NO SAKURAI

to my point, the reason why I dont want him in brawl is because mario SUX! yeah, he may be nintendo's mascot, and is nintendo's most important character, but I say his games are teh SUXXORZ LOLROFLCOPTERS!!1 and since sakurai is making the game, he will obviously agree with me and not put in mario. I also feel there are much more deserving 1st party characters, like octorok, the chozo statue, and Ronald McDonald.
I made this thread for all Anti-Meario people out there because I basically don't like him HE SUX, BELIEVE IT!

and I will be laughing when the game comes out, only to find out mario isn't in it.

 

[Ralph_Marquee]

I KNOW this is sarcasm, right?

 

[Biggie Smalls]

Wrong site, I believe you're looking for www.4chan.org

 

[OmegaXXII]

OMG! not you too? Lord Hokage! JK I know you are being sarcastic

 

[Lord Hokage]

hey! you copied my thread except you have Mario, actually why do you hate him? isn't he ALREADY confirmed in Brawl?

 

[Deleted member]

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I loled.

 

[Zeela12]

Mario is Nintendo's mascot, People lub mario, mario games are popular, he deserves to have some recognition in the most popular Wii game ever etc

 

[Shuma]

God... i expected you to be more inteligent, and instead you jump in the "i create an anti-x character thread just for laughs" bandwagon, for shame.

 

[smashbot226]

hey! you copied my thread except you have Mario, actually why do you hate him? isn't he ALREADY confirmed in Brawl?

lololololololololol...

noob.

 

[Lord_Deathborne]

lol wut?

Spoiler

10 char

 

[NotGiratina]

Did not expect that,or care.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Mario is teh sexorz.

 

[Numa Dude]

Oh come on now, a five year old wouldn't find this funny.

 

[Rarzy]

i did. and i'm 19 :D

 

[Instant Barber]

He's calling all of you selfish idiots. That's the purpose of this post. I give it 8/10.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

a modest proposal FTW

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

I herd that

 

[Cinder]

This thread is now about kittens o_o...

Seriously, what I wouldn't give for mod powers x_x...threads like this only steal attention from good threads, like, oh say, my Pit Video archive...

But I gotta appreciate the Lord Hokage crack...hope that loser learns his lesson in his thread (doubt it, though
-__-)...you done good, Tirkaro...

@Y34HDUD3!!!: that is the most awesome pic I've seen

 

[Volrec]

well the thread creator is tirkaro so i knew it was a joke post

 

[Kooichi]

Yea, he should be a Bill Cosby's alt >.>

XD

 

[Titan05]

I second this man's idea. Who needs Mario, anyways?
The man is obviously a drugged out Italian plumber. I don't think video games should have such negative role models for children, say no Sakurai!

 

[GregUnit]

Mario is stupid, why would they put such a minor character in Smash Brothers? Mario has nothing to do with the history of Nintendo and he was only in a few sports games, plus he's fat.

 

[error_alt_delete]

this reminds me of that san andreas/mario robot chicken skit for some reason...

 

[Glinth]

lolololololololololololz, while we're at it, take out all the characters people know about
and replace them with characters nobodies heard of, or are only japanese, or WTF characters

Entire Brawl Roster:
Waluigi
Ice climbers
Game & Watch
Stafy
Sukapon
George Bush

 

[Dragonblood21]

Win/10

I found it pretty funny.

Honestly though, let's cut down to business. Who would want this character? I mean, c'mon, he has NO personality! And I dare someone to try and think of a actual move list for this guy.

 

[volbound1700]

LOL at this thread. Good joke, take out the most known Video Game Character of All-Time. Even if Brawl wasn't Nintendo, say SEGA was primary company, Mario would be a lock for third party.

 

[raphtmarqui]

 

[tirkaro]

 

[Manjot]

Gtfo




.

 

[Jackal478]

I Knoz Mawio Is Teh Gheyz

He Wont Be In

 

[Jave]

HE DOESN'T MEAN IT SAKURAI

Lol, seriously, this thread is hilarious.

 

[SolidSonic]

Mario is overrated, he doesn't even have that many games...

 

[Biggie Smalls]

Is this the official 4chan pictures topic? I'd be happy to post a picture if it is.

 

[skullkidd]

Haha this is a good joke thread.
But the thing i laughed about most was that you support Pichu.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[burrito]

This is quite funny if you realize that this thread is a direct parody of this one: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=121709&highlight=megaman

I feel that it is appropriate satire.