North Carolina **** Sucking Power Rankings

[Malk]

Welcome to the North Carolina **** Sucking (abbreviated DS) Power Rankings

The purpose of this thread is to inspire competition among NC DSers by providing a framework of the highest level of DSing. If you think you could be on the DS power rankings, come to one of the many tournaments held around NC and DS as much as you can.

The list is designed through group effort by panelists from all over NC.



1) Ali
2) Dr. PP
3) pacstrife
4) Malk
5) Bill
6) WithinDarkChaos
7) 2%
8) ph00tbag
9) Warlock Willy
10) THO

if you have any suggestions feel free to make them in the thread, though I doubt the panel will listen.

Honorable mentions: stingers, money mike, BEHR, Dama

 

[stingers]

Ali over PP? WTF

I've witnessed PPs DSing and its better then Gimpy's. He's a pro...this shit is so biased

 

[ph00tbag]

I so totally D more S than 2%. You guys are obviously *******.

Spoiler

Soooo much homo.

 

[stingers]

You D more S?

i'd like to see that sometime

 

[Dark Hart]

I'm so surprised that I wasn't on here.

Not even an honorable mention?

Wow

You guys must like me or something.

@phoot: how can you D more S?

 

[ph00tbag]

I'm so surprised that I wasn't on here.

Not even an honorable mention?

Wow

You guys must like me or something.

@phoot: how can you D more S?

Next tourney we're both at, I'll show you. Personally.

 

[Malk]

I am bringing the camera

 

[mr.fizwidget]

easy guys gimpy has his eyes on you lol

 

[Malk]

but he doesn't have his mouth on us

hence his absence from the rankings

 

[stingers]

oh shit i'm an honorable mention

i'd like to thank all the young bros who helped me get where I am

 

[Dr Peepee]

Ali: DS MM 100 c0cks. Gogogogogo!

 

[onlymaskde]

Only an honorable mention for me?

Malk I thought we had something more

****er

 

[Sushi-Man]

What does DS stand for?

 

[mr.fizwidget]

hey malk are these rankings based off physical or visual experiences?

also with every nc power rankings comes a southern pines power ranking, so here it goes.

the southern pines ds power rankings:

1)zdick

thats it, and he only does it when hes drunk, which means he only does it all of the time.

 

[onlymaskde]

who the **** is WithinDarkChaos

 

[lord karn]

who the **** is WithinDarkChaos

You probably never see him because he is too low to the ground.

 

[Dr Peepee]

you Probably Never See Him Because He Is Too Low To The Ground.

Ayooooooo!!!!

 

[Malk]

ayooooooooooo!!

these are based off both physical and visual, as most of the time you have your eyes open when you are being S'd

 

[mr.fizwidget]

are virgincunnilingus and gimpy related?

 

[Foxy]

7 should be over9000

you're doing it wrong

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

 

[Malk]

we can never let this thread died

 

[Dr Peepee]

Ali isn't accepting the c0ck MM. I think I should usurp him.

Too bad though, I had already called knob creek and everything.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

I'm entering the next DS doubles tourney. Who wants to team?

 

[Dr Peepee]

Your ex-GF tells me you're pro-status at DS. Sounds like we'd tear it up. Whaddya think?

 

[Malk]

woah PLUR the panel totally forgot about you somehow
I know you have talent (that night after Ratatouille...) but we have to wait til the next tourney for consistency's sake

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

I wish I had someone to practice w/.

Adam 0-deaths my **** all the time. He's so amazing. <3

 

[mr.fizwidget]

this reminds me of a pretty funny vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39N_Ap9EnT0

viva la france lol

 

[Malk]

I honestly am really proud of you guys for not getting this thread closed by a mod yet, keep up the 'discussion'!

 

[ph00tbag]

this reminds me of a pretty funny vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39N_Ap9EnT0

viva la france lol

They should get me and Bill in the next one for the Dream Team. Seriously, I think we could, like, half that time.