Aight, I've officially payed my online tax for the year.
A few years ago I would have complained about this, but...
(looks at Splatoon artbook, mangas, stickerbook, amiibo, plush toys, themed pro controller, system travel case, pink and green colored Joy-Cons, Splattershot toy, T-shirt modeled after the most heavily promoted tee in Splatoon)
Hell this isn't even a subscription for me at this point, it's the tip at the end of my restaurant order.
I just hope enough people stayed on for me to still be able to find a decent number of games on everything...preferably without getting steamrolled.